At first blush, Bikram Rive Gauche is everything you want it to be -- clean, spacious, zen,…read morefriendly. The people at the counter are warm and inviting, the locker rooms with direct access to the salle de yoga. The teachers are true to Bikram form, and the room is the right, hot-but-not-insane temperature.
Hence my elation when I first walked in.
I reveled in the hot and sweaty class, enjoyed the mixed ambiance of beginners and yogi-masters... yes! I had at last found a slice of my long lost Los Angeles yogini culture in the City of Light!
But, then...
After class, I went to shower up and get on with my day, and what to my wondering eyes should appear? But no showers! Wait, what?
No.
What they have is a long row of shower heads right. next. to. one another... a long row of naked ladies scrubbing away, like a homage to some ancient roman baths or something. I was shocked. Appalled. Annoyed. "Sweat" Jesus that's awkward. I felt like I had just walked into a movie scene of a dude's locker room. Like, here, you might elbow the lady next to you washing your pits.... no walls, no curtains -- all hope of personal propriety out the window.
Now... call me a prudish American if you want, and fair enough, and I know we're in France, but if you're going to pull out all the stops to make an immaculate Bikram Yoga studio (which, by the way, has a very large American clientele) you miiiiiiight want to reconsider the "communal shower room." Every other yoga studio I've been to in Paris (i.e. LOTS) has curtains if there are showers.
So, 3 stars. Had they had the decency to protect MY decency, I would probably have given them a 5. Very sad indeed.