I am the first person to review this hotel in Glasgow, because I am one of the first to sleep in it!
I saw that Citizen M (a Dutch hotel company based in Amsterdam) were advertising free rooms for the night over Facebook.
"Sure," I thought cynically, not knowing much about the hotel and assuming that, as they say, there is no such thing as a free lunch.
But when I noticed that the hotel was in fact the intriguing new sprout on the corner of Renfrew St, I simply had to check it out. And it was all legitimate - they wanted guinea pigs to give the rooms a once over, the only condition being they fill in a survey at the end of their stay.
Sign me up!
So Stuart and I made our way to our luxury hotel room (a coupla miles away from my house) last night. It was a bizarre experience to say the least - staying in a hotel in your home town gives you a new perspective on the place!
Before I entered, I had already given this place a star based on the freebie (you would, too). Within, it is quite a spectacle indeed. Leave any preconception you have formed of hotels at the door - this is an entirely new and quite futuristic concept. First of all, there is no stuffy lobby to be seen, nor brown, worn down carpets. You check in on computer, where your card is scanned to become your room key, and your room number is printed out from the computer's inbuilt printer. Staff are on hand to give you a warm welcome and help you out if you need it.
The decor is very modern and uber cool - sleek design and the red and black colour scheme is strikingly bold. It's open plan which is refreshing - it's like it opens its doors to you. There are separate areas to chill out, but rather than there being a closed off little bar and another area to sit on a battered sofa, the super cool chairs and tables are all in a row next to each other. You have a 360 degree perspective of what's going on downstairs. They also have a 24 hour canteen if you don't fancy your chances getting a city centre takeaway at three in the morning.
The rooms are like nothing I've seen before - they're like a glimpse into the future. There is a device called a Moodpad which looks like a remote control and can tweak everything in the room. It's your channel changer, your light switcher on and even provides mood lighting while closing the blinds. It's very high tech and would probably creep your grandma out.
The room was fairly small and open beyond belief. The bed was huge (I had to clamour on that thing) and right by the window. You get the full view of the street outside, and if you keep your blinds open you can be sure as hell they'll see you too. So beware of parading around in your birthday suit.
At first, Stuart and I were bowled over by the style of the place. But when the lights began to change of their own accord, when we couldn't find a bin or a kettle and when we couldn't tweak the air conditioning or open the windows at all, the substance didn't feel so great. The bed was unbelievably comfy but it wasn't the best night sleep I've had because it was so bloody warm!
When we awoke in the morning, we said goodbye to the mascot on the chair (there is a soft toy called Marvin in every room) and were glad to return to some fresh air. We put it in the visitor survey that the major downfall was the air conditioning - I don't mean to be picky but it was stifling! And we felt quite claustrophobic not being able to open the windows at all - they are floor to ceiling. I kind of missed the brown carpets and tea selection that you find in older fashioned hotels. But it's cool and an experience to say the least. The staff are very cool and really friendly - so much so that I might try and get a job! But where Citizen M loses its smokin' hot fifth star is that I was craving the homeliness of older hotels. They might not be as much of a spectacle to look at (this place makes surrounding hotels look ancient in comparison) but God damn, did I miss the stripey brown carpets and a kettle on my table!
But thanks, Citizen M, for the free fruit tea, movie on demand and the free room! If I didn't stay so close I would go back for seconds. read more