Stopped by this adult toy shop & had such a fun experience(I was in there for a min.lol)! The store is playful, sexy, & inviting w/ a wide variety of toys and products for all tastes. What really made it unique was their little "museum" section showcasing some of the oldest, quirkiest items. They were fascinating & gave the shop a cool, unexpected twist. Even the ceiling was cool(it had a whole bunch of swimming sperms). The staff was friendly & knowledgeable(making it easy to browse & ask questions w/o feeling awkward)! Between the fun selection & the museum vibe, it's more than just a store it's an experience. The only complaint I have is it was a little on the pricey side. Def worth a visit if you're looking for something a little naughty & a lot of fun! read more

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How should I write this review. Lol was walking around and decided to come in and see what they got. Can't remember the last time it walked into one if these places. I walked out with some stuff ill leave it at that. They have the usual stuff you fined and these shops and some interesting stuff too. I love the lingerie. Always a mind opener lol. Anyway stop by give it a shot if you are open minded. read more

Condom Kingdom - Adult Shops Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

We stop here when we walking down south st. This spot is like a more adult themed Spencer's, with all sorts of gag gifts, bachelorette party stuff, and a big selection of adult pleasure items. The store has a whimsical playful atmosphere with tree decor, so even just browsing is kind of entertaining; I feel like I'm in an enchanted fortress. Prices can be a bit higher than what you can find online, but it's worth it for the convenience and experience to at least browse around. read more

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Nothing that special about it. Just a sex store but the items are overpriced. Not terrible place to go to tho with your significant other

Condom Kingdom is an adult gag shop. Their merchandise is appropriately cheesy, but this adult Spencer's is expensive. And how. I'll take out of town friends here for a laugh, but otherwise it's not worth the trip; this Kingdom's borders are closed when you might actually need a condom. read more

Random Trivia: My friend's and I got our first ever parking ticket at 17 years old parked outside of Condom Kingdom. I brought a friend of mine to South Street and we couldn't just NOT visit Condom Kingdom! There are a few adult shops along South Street, but I think this is the most popular with the name and the sperm painted on the sidewalk leading to the entrance. They don't carry that much merchandise (just compared to other adult stores), and I'd imagine most people that come in here are tourists. They still have an extensive DVD collection which baffles me because do people even buy that anymore?!' Anyway, I guess it's just a fun place to visit to say you've been, maybe buy some penis pasta for a gag gift for your company Christmas party..... or not..... read more

Walking down South St on the way to the famous Jimmy's Steaks, we passed lots of "adult" shops. The enticing store name Condom Kingdom" begged us to enter! The store is remarkably organized and clean. There is a huge variety of inventory if you are planning bachelorette parties, ladies night or just a fun evening with your partner! It's not sleazy in anyway! It's a retail store with lots of fun items from games to candy! The staff was present but not lurky. If you have questions they are present. I can't say much more than this except stop in and check it out. read more

Lots of tourists rolling through here. Many people come in to play and touch things, so not really sure what I'd buy necessarily... Pretty much a big store to get random bachelorette/bachelor/new couple gifts, and for all kinds of personal novelties and toys for people to get, this place isn't cheap, but you can find almost anything you'd make fun of around inside. The staff is friendly, although often overwhelmed by the tourists. read more

Silly fun on south street with something for everyone. This is a "sex shop"but it has more of a whimsical, bachelorette party feel rather than feeling seedy. I am a fan of promoting safe sex so think it is wonderful to have an approachable store where a woman or a man can pick out condoms. The staff seemed friendly and our group had a good time oohing and aahhing over all of the penis and vagina gadgets. There was an underwear section in the back that I glimpsed at and was surprised that they looked mostly like granny panties! Guess that goes with my earlier comment - something for everyone. read more

One of the old South Street stores that I actually wish still wasn't around. It's fun for a couple of cheap laughs. But I have a hard time taking a place that had my friends and I laughing over sperm key-chains and penis pasta 10 years ago seriously as a sex shop. Fact of the matter is South Street is also a spot that has even better spots that take sexuality a lot more seriously. The best store for it, Passional isn't too far away on Bainbridge. As far as South Street goes, Erogenous Zone and a couple other boutiques have a much better selection. Condom Kingdom is still good for cheap laughs and bachelor party trinkets though. read more

So imagine...You're walking down South Street, and you happen to see a bright, obnoxious looking, yellow sign that clearly reads "Condom Kingdom". You can't resist. You must go inside and experience this kingdom. So you do...And you laugh...And you play...And you realize what this kingdom is all about. Btw, anyone wondering what I bought in here is a perv :-P read more

This place had everything you could possibly want for in and out of the bedroom!! There's different little sections, stuff in glass cases, clothes, throat spray, you name it!! The prices were more than me local stores (not that I'd know I'm a princess) But this store is definitely worth stopping by while walking down South Street! read more

After walking by it a few times on South Street, I finally mustered enough courage to walk in. Now, after visiting three times, it really isn't that bad. In fact, a lot of the stuff is pretty darn funny. The penis pasta? Great. The wall of sample dildos? Classic. If you are looking for anything raunchy, for a bachelorette party or for your own personal collection, Condom Kingdom is the place for you. They even have baskets of individual condoms of almost every type (and flavor) that you can imagine. Even if you don't buy anything, this place is guaranteed to give you a few laughs. read more

Condom Kingdom - Adult Shops Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun place to stop by and have a good laugh. I suppose if you need some dildos, condoms, or lube its useful. I just like to look at all the novelty stuff. Seems like a good place if you are planning a bachelorette party or need some sort of gag gift. Surprisingly the stuff with their name on it costs the most. read more

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So I stopped by to pick up a toy that I've been super excited about. Turns out while moving, my mom threw out my old Satisfyer Pro. The new version, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is out now and just $49.99 online on the official website. Condom King was charging $99 for the same product! I asked at the cashier's register if all sales were final because they were charging twice as much as the original online. in addition, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Plus Vibration was $59 online no tax and $105 in Condom King. The man at the register just shrugged his shoulders and said no. Disappointing to race down here to see the price marked up sooooo high. I know you have to make a profit, but damn. The website even offers free shipping. Also, I noticed the lubricant in this store is super expensive. I was just as CVS and saw comparable KYJelly for waaaay less. Their smallest bottles were $8 compared to larger cheaper bottles in the drug store. Besides the snazzy appearance, save your coins for a more cost effective site or store. Everything is clearly marked up for the allure of South Street. read more

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It's a tacky place, but if you're a tourist on South Street, you may as well stop in and browse the store.

I used to live above the S&H Kebab house across the street. Upon moving in, I was like, "oh how convenient, If 'any of my friends' are in a pinch, 'they' have a whole store of supplies across the street." Yeah well apparently the royalty of rubbers doesn't like to stay open during "peak" hours. You know, the hours when people may need their wares. That's all I have time to write for now... baby's cryin'.... read more

3.5 stars This is among the cute busy and shop filled section of South street. Condom Kingdom surprised me quite a bit because I've never seen a sex shop that felt as clean, open, commercial, and accepted as this place. Although they sell a number of toys, condoms, lubes, and movies, overall I would consider this more of a novelty shop (probably 45% sex shop and 65% Spencer gifts type store). Even if you don't plan on buying anything its worth stopping by for some browsing. read more

Condom Kingdom has been part of my South Street memories since my days working at the Thrift for Aids back when it was on 7th street. We used to have staff parties where there would be tons of penis pasta, which catered to the large population of gay men working at the store as well as to the humor of us young females. It was probably the only place in the city where people didn't feel embarrassed about about digging through the bins of prophylactics because that's basically all that's there...that and some fun toys of the adult and not so adult nature. Back when I was fifteen they used to get pissy about people under eighteen shopping there, which was bogus because they probably kept plenty of fifteen year olds from getting pregnant, but now they just rope off the back area where the porn is. On the weekends it's packed with the tourist type getting a cheap thrill at looking at sex toys even though some of these people probably haven't had sex in about four years...for some the sheer mechanics would be mind boggling. It's more of these people who make you want to hang yourself with their incessant giggling. It's a rubber penis! Get over it you cow! Or better yet buy the damn and get yourself off because it would take three kegs of beer to make you look good! On the weekdays, especially in the summer, you'll find the young boys boasting about how they're getting some and buying the 'extra large' condoms when in reality the things probably fall off their ding dongs once they put them on. Lol! CK is fun for picking up general lubricants and party games, or for a gag for your friend, but if you want a better selection of toys without the the obnoxiousness try E-zone down the block. They usually have a decent sale selection as well and you usually won't find tourists there because they are intimidated by the window costumes...or by the fact that they can't fit in the window costumer, one or the other. =] read more

This is the best known of all the many secrets of the shops spicing up the lower end of South Street. There is quite a bit of variety in lubes, dildos, vibrators, cock rings and everything else! There's even a $2 claw game in the back of the store, which I totally lost at. The prices are more expensive than online, but this is the place to go if you have a last minute desire to fulfill in bed and can't wait for shipping. read more

I am not sure why so many people give Condom Kingdom 3 stars or more. Yeah, it's got a great location and kinda give yous enough cool stuff to look at for uhm, I don't know - maybe 10 minutes? However, as either a novelty store or an adult toy store it pretty much sucks. As someone noted earlier it's just an overpriced tourist trap... read more

Been there, done that. This place has been around for decades. Cheesy gag gifts but also some decent condoms. Tourist trap. read more

Condom Kingdom is an over-priced gag shop, nothing more. This is a good "starter store" for the teeny boppers or the skittish and uninitiated. Their prices are outrageous, and the merchandise is for the most part, novelty. As other reviewers noted, there are much better adult stores in the South Street/Queen's Village area. read more

I've never seen so much sperm in my life... good thing they are protected!! What a totally stupid and absolutely amazing place, it adds a little flair to South Street!! If you are in the market for some condoms or just a really good giggle, swing by! read more

How many times have you looked in your cupboard (which you love to call it) and thought: "I need penis pasta"? Probably never. But whether you know, need or hate Penis Pasta, you should take a trip to South Street's famous CK. Of course this is the perfect place to blush, gigle and get bachlorette gifts no one has ever seen before. Examples, you ask? Sure. Condoms on a key chain (so you can spot the player from his car), pennis-shaped ice-cube molds ("Mom, would you like another iced tea?"), a condom tester area that rivals those in science labs (pump air into each to get the perfect condom for your needs) and board games. Tourists teeter near the invisible border that separates the front fun part of the store with the back this-is-getting-too-serious-and-I-don't-feel-comfortable-please-don't-stand-so-close section. The latter second carries anal beads, double-sided dildos and some of Philly's finest shoppers. Oh, if you need help finding the place, follow the painted sperm on the sidewalk to you reach the sperm waterfall sperm-filled and air current above shoppers' heads. read more

This place is a riot. All ages welcome inside. Fun lollipops and other candys, sex toys, sex games, fantasy role play stuff, condoms of all kinds. If I were 2/3 less my size, I could wear some of that stuff I saw in the window. LMBO Sperm with smiley faces swimming overhead on the ceiling..very creative interior ceiling design. Stop in and have some fun. You can get massage oils of all kinds, edible undies, vibrators, plugs..well all the sex peripherals. Have fun kids! read more

It's more of a novelty store/gag gift store than anything else. Even if you're not into buying what they're selling, it's worth checking out for the majestic sperm fountain and the flying collection of sperm that's attached to the ceiling. The sperm themed store is definitely one of a kind. Their actual merchandise there isn't too great - there's a small bondage section in the back but mostly it's a small store largely dedicated to dildos and "dirty" gifts read more

If you are on South St, this is definitely a place to check out. This place has it all, dildos, cock rings, vibrators, cake moulds, shot glasses, penis shaped pinatas. Anything you can think up to liven up a party or fun in the bedroom. This isn't your typical sex shop, but kinda like the Gift Shop at Disneyland, but for adults. Once your inside, do look up. Your are missing quite a site. read more

Sperm flying across the ceiling. Penis piñatas hanging from the ceiling. Random girl in store (another customer) telilng me all about how the masturbation vagina "feels so real!" A shelf of lube that could oil up a year-long orgy. Friendly staffer with an obsession for Nintendo to the point of an arm-long tattoo with matching tee. What's not to like? read more

So of course you have to go into Condom Kingdom when you visit south st. Its pretty much exactly what you would expect from the huge sign. Its pretty much a gag gift/sex shop. They have all sorts of boobs and dick lolly pop, macaroni, etc. Its pretty much an over sexed less punk rock version of Spencers. Its pretty fun as a tourist trap, but I also didn't really feel the need to purchase anything. read more

An interesting novelty store. Things are over-priced, but there is definitely lots of selection! It's located in an area of South Street that can get really crowded, so getting in and out of the store can sometimes be a problem. Funniest thing happened when I was back in high school and hanging around outside with some friends. Saw our principal come out of the store with a bag... of course, we all just HAD to say hi. She tried to hide the bag (dark colored so you can't see what was purchased) behind her, and was pretty composed given the situation, but we all thought it was HILARIOUS. Mostly a novelty store, so I wouldn't recommend it for serious purchase considerations, but more for window shopping. Of course, there aren't too many alternatives in the Philly area (that I'm aware of). read more

Of course, who can not pass up this place?!?!?! It's the curiosity and the devil in us that have to check out this place. So, my friend and I went in to see what Condom Kingdom had to offer. Think of Spencers but with nothing but condoms, toys, games, candies and whatnots that are related to sex. Except this isn't like 'vulgar" like a porn store but rather more like gifts and jokes. So, just head on in there and be prepared for a laugh or two. read more

On the way to sister's wedding weekend, BF and I stopped in South Philly for a cheese steak. I was glad to see Condom Kingdom down the street from Jim's because I needed a last minute bachelorette gift. CK did the trick. Was a little concerned to see a lot of people in there who looked 14-15 years old. I guess I should be glad they were buying condoms. Yay for safe sex! read more

Call it what you want, but CK has enough accessories to bring the life to any special parties or to the bedroom. The cost of each items differ depending on the intended locale (i.e. vibrators vs. penis cake cutters) but it seems to be consistent. I think this place probably is designed for bachelorette planning and just fun to walk through. read more

This place was wacky Pataki but you know what? it was clean! and spacey. and kind of trippy. Wow. so before I could get into bars, when I would visit friends in Philly we would do the NYU freshman square thing where we would walk around watching everyone else get drunk (we'd get drunk back on campus) and well the only place we could go into that wasn't some lame coffee shop or antique store was this place and others down the block. It was decorative and silly with normal staff, a back room with some bigger badder stuff (how bad? THAT bad no I dunno whatever). It has all the usual accoutrements. No I didn't buy anything. read more

Not your typical dingy porn shop! Look up and you'll see a school of grinning blue and pink sperm swimming by... read more

Condom Kingdom - Adult Shops Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

If you're walking around South Street, Condom Kingdom should be on one of your go-to's (If you're not into sex or just feel awkward, I'd suggest you just walk right into Johnny Rockets.)! Went here a few times and it is always entertaining. Penis party destination!!!!! Definitely a place to buy for bachelor & (more for) bachelorette parties. have fun with it when you enter the store! Go through every aisle and just look at all the cool things they have! The interior decor is hilarious! You see little fishes with faces . Literally, this place definitely lives to its name. Enjoy ! "Match Mike" read more

Condom Kingdom is like school on Sunday. No class. They do have a lot of condoms and penis shaped things (great for bachelorette parties) and a selection of porno in the back. Don't bother asking the employees for help or suggestions on much. read more

There are a lot of cheesy gifts as well as sex items. I wasn't particularly impressed with their selection. I've been to a few adult shops and this one didn't really stand out aside from the gag gifts. They do have a decent selection of lubricants however. read more

They *do* have a wide variety of condoms. And they have giant sperm swimming across the ceiling to give you nightmares and urge you toward the latex. So yeah, a wide variety of condoms. Woo hoo. A step up from a well-stocked pharmacy. Gotta get your prophylactics somewhere, and if you need special ones, this could be the place. read more