When I saw the name of this place painted on the side of their building as their only sign, then statues of wonky versions of DC superheroes and Disney and anime characters on the grounds, I should have left. However, my cousin drove over 8 hours from where we were originally staying to get here, so we had to stay at least one night. When we arrived, it was hard to distinguish staff since they were dressed very, very, casually. Nonetheless, staff was kinda friendly, but rooms were another story.
Our door had a huge gap to the jamb so people could possibly peer in while all of our walls had peeling paint from some previous water damage. Then the bathroom seemed quite unhygienic with a muddy shoe print on the floor, then a dirty wet rag hanging from the shower rod, and the absence of a shower curtain. The shower temperature adjustment was located way too high for me (I'm not that short), and had to be adjusted by my hubby who is quite a bit taller. Because of how filthy it seemed, I suggest wearing flip-flops for walking around the room including the shower. In the main room area, there was a small TV on a sort of open dresser with shelves. The beds' headboards were rather dusty while mattresses were really thin and questionable. Towels were colorful, worn beach towels that appeared iffy in terms of cleanliness. There was a really small kitchenette that had a sink with a damaged faucet and super shabby cabinets and small counter top. No appliances. The drain to the sink was broken and actually drained to a bucket within the room. My parents' room had similar issues.
The included breakfast of rice, egg, and longanisa (sweet pork sausage) was good and satisfying and served at a common area on the 3rd floor with a nice view of the beach which is quite close but full of glass and seashells. The claim of free wi-fi was only limited to the area close to the front desk. We were supposed to stay for 3 nights but fled after 1 night. The owner didn't ask why nor offer a partial refund on the whole bill of 3 nights. This "hotel" is really just a place to sleep even though I wasn't comfortable doing so. I don't mind simple, as long as it's clean and functional. This was neither. read more