You must have seen a Crumpler bag of some sort, for some reason they are very trendy - well that's what they tell us. I guess they spend a great deal of money on advertising because I seem to be carrying a lot of information about Crumpler bags, yet I don't even own one to carry my actual stuff in!
I have read about them doing a sort of endurance test on their new bags involving opening and closing the zip 500 times and kicking it around a room for fun, attaching wires to its fingertips and setting dogs onto it, that they call 'The Torture Test' which I find really inappropriate for some reason.
Possibly because bags I always associate with travel, and travel these days is fraught with dangers depending on where you are heading - advertising agencies take note of my stream of association here - and the idea of carrying something that has been tortured, even if in jest, even if in trendy publicist's speak... is kind of off putting. Yes, I'm being silly, sort of. I don't think they include dogs and wire in 'The Torture Test' but I do feel a bit put off by this sort of advertising-speak.
The actual store and the products themselves seem a bit pricey, and as colourful as they are, sometimes it is the cost of the object that dictates my interest. A toiletries bag doesn't need to set you back fifty bucks. You can get one at Target for about ten dollars. However some of the designs and colour combinations are crucially attractive, and I guess that's the thing I do sometimes lust after.
If I'm going to own a status symbol, and let's face it. that's the level they are pitched at, it may as well be one that does look worth pinching because there could be all sorts of fancy technology inside like a laptop, a blueberry a hand held video cam or even a pair of Calvin's and Nike's... so.... you go figure.
I'm not against the bags themselves, I may be against the people who write their speeches; it could be a little too surreal to work out, but don't leave it unattended because someone like me may find it suddenly very attractive. read more