Does your little one come home from a hard day on the playground, tears in his or her little eyes, nappies pulled up higher than pullups should be pulled up? Do the other parents look at you and whisper to other parents things like 'Her kid was wearing last seasons Wellingtons' or 'Their child got a rash, thats what you get for buying 15% polyester' or 'His kid smells almost as bad as him'? Well, other than the last comment (thats because you don't wear enough deoderant and feed your child too much cabbage), you can overcome this by heading to Eastside on Kensington Road where you can get the ankle biters all decked out in the latest duck and bear motif'd designer wear that will be the envy of even the snootiest imaginary tea afficionado or wanker parent!
Eastside stock a big selection of tops and....wait for it.....bottoms, for the kids to dirty within 5 minutes of putting them on. They also stock some well made toys and other accessories that may even give you a moment or two of peace.
There were no 'I love sucking boobs' or 'My parents have had sex at least once' themed shirts to be seen, which I guess means the place is pretty classy. Whatever. read more