Yes, yes, I knowwwww, this place has not opened, so this is more a preview than a review. Yes, yes, I knowww, how can I give something a score when I've not even been?
Sheesh. Well, I'll tell ya.
As a bit of a hater of what passes for 'indie' nowadays, I was a little annoyed when I heard that Princess Street, already home to the scabrous meat market that is 5th Ave, was getting *another* indie club. And opposite my rather-loved Josh Brooks, too, meaning it'd be full of indie schmindies doing their pre-drinkage. Actually, that still annoys me a bit. Anyway, this is all conjecture, but let's look at the facts.
FAC 251 will be a 350 capacity club and live music venue, housed in the old HQ of Madchester's Factory Records, "the building that started it all, and ultimately destroyed it all", according to their website. Weird, I thought the advent of Ecstasy started, then destroyed, Madchester. But I was a baby then, so what do I know. Anyhoo, this new incarnation of Madchester isn't just in the epicentre of its past, it is run by New Order's Peter Hook.
"Woah woah woah! Wait a second" I hear you splutter "Didn't his first club The Hacienda famously lose more money than it ever made, and Madonna got bottled off stage, and it closed down in '97, and is now a block of posh flats?" Yes, yes, yes and yes. The Hacienda was a bleedin' disaster, and Mr Hook has admitted that he had no idea what he was doing (probably all them drugs, Hooky). Let's hope he's got a good accountant and a better business model this time round.
So, for concept alone I'm giving this club 3 stars. I mean, come on, Hooky has *admitted* he can't run a nightclub, and yet, here he is, giving it another go. That's pretty spunky, and could add up to a real spectacle of a club. Of course, there will be cynics who say "wait, everyone from Madchester is dead, apart from the Gallaghers and Hooky, and one of the Gallaghers is a fashion designer these days. That's not cool. This scene is dead, man" Well, yes, probably. But whether Hooky's giving us a taste of the old Manchester he loved, or simply pulling a cynical stunt because he's skint, you've gotta admire the balls of this project.
It's set to open on Feb 5th. Watch this space for my update, as once again I brave indie clubs. For Hooky, for Madchester, for Yelp! read more