Hi Jeans, I Highly suggest getting your car washed here, they know how to feather it and they ALWAYS be keeping them high and tight , great place to get a tooth pulled as well if you're in a rush and can't make it to the dentist, no cho-mos either, Joe was vacuuming out Julias car, they seem to be going full troddle these days, he was talking about building her a birdhouse or something along those lines,it was hard to hear because of all the fans drying off the cars, I asked them not to be stingy with the soap and sure enough next time I came back there was alot more suds on the car, thanks Mark, not sure what Garth was doing there but he was pressure washing the back of his truck out, smelled horrible like a decaying body, anyways wish i could give more than 5 stars, keep up the great work Conold! P.S they follow proto... Chow muuuah read more

My brother and I were smoking meth in my truck in the Del Taco parking lot, and I think his jeans were on a little too tight because he came in 4 strokes. It was was a mess. I knew that I had to go see my buddy Conald at Falcon Car Wash. When I got there, Conald had just finished chasing a couple of chomos off the property and he was feathering it like a boss. He hooked me up, as usual, with the Fedsmoker special (it's on the secret menu, you have to ask for it), and my truck came back looking high and tight. I dont know why more places dont fill the interior up with water to get that deep clean, but that's what sets this place apart, and that's why I will keep coming back to see Conald at Falcon Car Wash. You sir, have a new life-long customer. P.S.- Try the Moose Soup! (Secret menu) read more

My boy Conald turned me on to this place. Proto is on point, thanks to the retired double agent on payroll. I was a little concerned when he was feathering with one hand, and spraying down the seats, but then some chomos came by messing with this girl with a little caboose on her. No worries though, my boy Conald used his feathering hand to chase them off, and then somehow fired the sheriff? I swear that guy uses his CIA training too much. Oh they also offer affordable dental work, and before you go making assumptions, I've never seen cleaner rusty pliers in...my....life. Anyway, when I left they gave me a courtesy spray through the window, pulled a bicuspid, and I've been back every Thursday since. 10/10 would recommend to non-chomos, and girls between 100-110 pounds. read more

I'll never forget my last trip to Falcon Car Wash... It was crazy because Garth Brooks was there! G rolled up in a big white Cadillac Convertible, there was this sound coming from the trunk and he went off on the associate when he offered to check it out. After all the commotion G insisted they give him a free wash so the gentleman (Conald) sent it through, top down! Oh G was hot, started getting in his face even more, so Conald sprayed him down with the hose! It was at this point the Manager came over and get this, fires Conald! It was at this point G tells Conald, "This isn't over, I'll be watching you...." Who knew Garth Brooks had a dark side? Maybe it was Chris Gaines.... Oh, the car wash... excellent job cleaning my car. read more

They always follow proto at this car wash, the attendant declared himself as Fed Smoker. He was outstanding! Without being prompted he pressure washed my interior because he smelled scurvy twat on my passenger seat. After making sure I wasn't a baby raper he helped me change the settings on my laptop bios. Conald then showed me how to properly feather it, and referred to me as his brother... I didn't have any dental work performed on site, but I must say the examples of his work are impeccable! This guy had a great sense of humor, he bid me farewell with the tried and true line of "ta ta there retard!" Best car wash EVER! read more

What can I say that hasn't already been said. After setting my brain on fire and getting Conald to give me a tattoo with a rusty needle, I decided to get the ménage à trois at Falcon Car Wash. Proto was followed and I couldn' believe the great customer service. My car was detailed to the fullest. The employees removed the many gallon jugs of pee I had stored in my car. I didn't ask them to but they did it anyway. The greatness continues when a local newscaster named "Twang" came by and gave Conald the key to the city. You will have to go yourself to see it in all of its greatness. Chomos and all. read more

My car was washed unprompted by Mark. He was not stingy with the cleanser and even showed me how to clean the exterior in only four strokes; he even got the oi oiii oil off the road And kept featherin' it. I recommend taking 10-12 Benadryl before you arrive where you will greeted by a white tattooed lady who will put you in a dress and rough you up. My brother, who is only 49 and has no neuropathy problems at all, didn't believe me. I would only not recommend it if you have a bad bite otherwise it's amaze. I would definitely give Mark a lease and a key. read more

I went in to get my car washed, and the attendant, Conald, x-rayed my mouth, it turns out i had 4 wisdom teeth misaligned, so he took out a hook knife and washed it in some Pepsi and pulled them out. He had also noticed that my hair was getting a little long, he asked when was the last time you feathered it brotha? He pulled out a lighter and got me solid down to the roots. I also got the retired CI double agent discount and the tooth extraction and haircut were free! And the best part was didn't have to deal with any Chomo's or Baby Rapers! read more

When I walked in I was greeted with a huge smile by their employee Conald Peterson who saw that I was having tooth pain and offered to pull it out free of charged. BEST DENTIS APPOINTMENT I EVER HAD. He then took me around back and washed my car so thoroughly l. He feathered the rims and made them so clean that people would drive off the road blind. Also all of the grime from inside was completely washed away when he filled my car with water. If you are looking for the best car wash of your life I 100 percent recommend this place! read more

I have two words about Falcon Car Wash! PROTO! PROTO! PROTO! They follow proto 100% brother! you want your car to be washed inside and out, they got you! I had some hair on the inside, they feathered it. I had some loose teeth between the seats, they were removed! The inside of my car was super dry, they filled it with water! Perfect! I can't thank Tommy enough for recommending Falcon. If you go, ask for Conald. (pro tip: stay away from a guy named 'Bert'. He smells awful!) read more

This experience was not only high, but also tight. Conald really knows how to make the customer feel special, he even offered me MY choice between a 10% discount on dental services, OR a 6 minute tattoo session! As we went over the services I wanted, I mentioned that I had been pulled over on the way to my appointment, he wasted no time in putting the officer on the net as a baby r*per. 5 stars for the Herkster, say what you want about the man, he knows how to feather it read more

I was blown away by the service, got a tooth pulled, feathered my hair, and had my car filled by Conald. He made my car smell like roses, just like me wife. Who will be cleaning Conald's house later. Nothing but kind service! Conald should be given a promotion, he really followed proto. You can even bring your kids, because Conald is always on the lookout. No chomos here! I will definitely be coming back, maybe even right now, right now, right now! read more

I went here to get my car washed. The employee Conald E. P. really put in all his effort. Not only did he wash my car, but also detailed the interior, feathered my hair off and helped me with my bad tooth. I have never felt better and my car has been this clean and fresh only for ten minutes after leaving the factory. If you need to get your car washed, this is the place. It's worth it to come farther. Cool guys featherin' it at Falcon Car Wash. read more

I have always had trouble keeping not only the outside of my car, but also the inside of it clean. Every car wash I went to before never left me satisfied with a proper cleaning. That all changed when I went to Falcon Car Wash. The associate I dealt with, Conald, followed proto and made sure to fill the inside of the car all the way up with water. It was spotless. He got all of the poutine stains and loose teeth out of the crown molding. read more

the quality of wash I got a FCW was incredible. There was an employee there, I think his name was, Ronald? Been a special agent my entire career and I have NEVER seen anyone follow proto as well as this man. He filled my cars interior with water and even feathered the mold growing on my seat cushions from many years of poutine splashed on it. Again this guy deserves a raise, and Ronald, wherever you are, I thank you. read more

This is my favorite Car Wash! The equipment is nice and the man who was there was the SWEETEST ever! He was so helpful and actually helped me clean my car! He was personable and so professional! Will come back just because of him! It's so hard finding places that have kind employees, who are professional and actually enjoy their job! I LOVE falcon car wash! Thanks for helping keep the Falcon community together. read more

I just needed my car washed. But a former employee let me know he does dentistry on the side. I had a bad tooth and he successfully removed it. All while my car was being washed. I don't even have a smelly twat. The blood in my mouth tasted so good. I miss the pain, honestly. Try it out. Also Garth brooks was there? I think. I saw someone in a SUV that looked like him. Pretty cool experience. read more

Best car wash of all time. Conald followed proto on the detail job, telling epic tales of 100 to 110lbs girls with scurvy and tiny asses, while running off any and all chomo's in the area. Once upon a time Falcon doubled as a drive up dentistry and meth hotspot, now Falcon just stands as a beacon of light for top notch car washes, always keeps it high and tight for all the mommies out there! read more

Felt like my white chariot needed a lil cleanup this morning after some DIY dentistry in the front seat this morning and I came to the right place. Make sure to talk to Conald and get the stamp on your forehead before you leave and stop by herksters hair and beauty salon and tattooamassuese tattoo parlor in the parking lot. The stamp gets you 50% off of the feathering special. read more