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    Funky Geisha Cancun

    4.4 (82 reviews)
    Closed 5:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    Jaffrey Z.

    The low mein and catfish wontons are SO good. Service was very good. We were waited in with zero issues. Ambiance is level 10. This is probably one of the best if not THE BEST restaurant I've ever been to. The flavors are unbelievable and the staff celebrates you.

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    Shanelle S.

    Celebrated a friends birthday here a few weeks ago. The views of the ocean from the restaurant were gorgeous. Because of the views I would definitely recommend going at night. We received complimentary wontons which were really good. I ordered the curry and rice. The presentation of the food was really nice but it tasted even better than I expected. It was super flavorful and filling. I order a drink as well. It wasn't too strong or too sweet, it was just right. In total spent about 900 pesos which was $50 ish. For the ambiance and service the price wasn't bad and the food was really good. I'd definitely return.

    Renee I.

    Funky Geisha is the place to be if you're in Cancun. A large group of us had dinner here for a friend's birthday and it was the highlight of our trip. If you're looking for aesthetics and all around vibe, they have it! The entire staff had the best energy and truly made us feel welcomed. The drinks were good and the food was amazing! I had the Chick and Beef Pad Thai, which was everything. There was even a night show for entertainment. Luis and Sabdiel were the best and made our dining experience complete. This place is easily a 10/10... no complaints.

    Short rib tacos
    Loredo L.

    We came here on a Spring Monday late afternoon as the evening set in. The place is very interesting entering from the busy main road into the restaurant - shopping complex with a covered bamboo tunnel and many green jungle plants. When coming upon the restaurant which is situated on a pier you're treated to a great view of the lagoon facing the mainland. The place seems very upscale with the nicely dressed hostesses and servers who were super attentive. The appetizers and entrees are mostly Japanese inspired fused with a hint of Mexican flavors. We really enjoyed the cocktails. The food came out in stages which allowed us to enjoy the journey.

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    Fonda C.

    Came here for boyfriend's birthday. Beautiful venue. Ambience was amazing. Fantastic service. Josmar is great. Delicious food. Banana dessert is great.

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    Jessica W.

    If you are in the area I highly recommend visiting the funky Geisha. Just walking in you feel like you're in a tropical paradise. I'm pretty sure I took a million photos of this place. The service was incredible. Thankfully our server did speak English so he went over the entire menu and answered all of our questions. The complimentary crab rangoon was fried perfectly. We decided to try a little bit of everything so that way we could get a full understanding of the menu. The chicken lettuce wraps were amazing and came with quite a bit of food. The Ora King salmon was incredibly fresh and we ended up ordering a second one because of how good it was. I highly recommend trying it if it's on the menu when you go. We also did the duck tacos but it ended up being a little bit too much food for us so we probably wouldn't get those next time. The Tom Tha Gai soup was the perfect blend of coconut and chicken. The night we went it was a little chilly in there and the manager ended up offering me a shawl to wear while dining. This was greatly appreciated and was proof of the incredible service you get here. I loved when they brought the little purse holder over so I had somewhere to put my purse. Definitely plan on visiting this place again the next time we're in Cancun.

    Magma Cake dessert
    Sherry G.

    We decided to come here after going to Rosa Negra. Since we had already eaten, we only got a couple of items. The Magma Cake was good. Not too sweet, though it was a little big for one person. Fortunately, I was able to split it with someone else. The Shibuya cocktail was good. It almost tasted a little herbal, but it was still easy to drink because it had a fairly refreshing light taste. On top of that, it came with a straw made of 100% agave (instead of plastic) as well as reusable cloth coasters. Service was pretty nice, and the ambience was amazing. It's really well-decorated. The only thing is when you walk through the hallway to the restaurant, there are steps that are hard to see. Although they have candles near those steps, they can still be easily missed, especially if you've been drinking. Overall, the place is pretty good, but none of the items wowed me. What did wow me was the the attention to sustainability (see Eco Notes below). ECO NOTES (Dine-In) Dine-In Dishware: Reusable plate Napkins: Reusable cloth napkins Utensils: Metal utensils (including chopsticks) Water cups: N/A because didn't order water

    Demetria C.

    On arrival, a beautiful tropical entryway consisted of a lovely store front with the cutest items. As you proceeded to a restaurant, you were surrounded by greeny and crossed a bridge. The restaurant sits out over the water with a spectacular view of the city . Your seated and waiter places your napkins over your lap. Compliment crab filled wontons are given , which are delicious. We ordered Duck Canitas, which was delicious, duck was tender and flavorful. The mushrooms and truffles Risotto was flavorful. Drunken noodles with shrimp chicken and beef were tasteful. Drinks were delicious with one whimsical one. Overall experience 4 stars reason it took about 30 minutes plus to get tab , after I asked for the 3rd time .

    Jessica C.

    I saw this place on tik tok and thought I'd give it try.. I honestly dont know how to feel about it. I didn't not like it but I also didn't love it if that makes sense. The food was ok, the ambiance is really cool though. They have a few performers come out while you're having dinner and it's located on what looks like a pier from the back. They didn't have a Dj when we went so it was the same 5 songs playing over and over lol. Wish they had more music.. the service was great. Our servers were very attentive and nice. They also serve hookah which we got at the end of dinner. The hookah was 10/10 it hit really good and lasted awhile. I got the chicken pad Thai 4/10 tbh I wasn't a fan at all. The chicken tasted fishy. The horchata carajillo was really delicious though. The location of the restaurant is great, there's plenty of other restaurants linked together that have really cool structures and a lot of photo ops. Honestly, I would come only once. But it's not somewhere you come repeatedly.

    Veg tempura
    Shantala A.

    Really good food @funkygeishacancun Haven't had a tempura like that. Shishito peppers were beautifully blistered. Pad Thai was beyond delicious. Bhakti was very refreshing. Tulsi wasn't as good though. What irked me the most was the service. For such a high end restaurant in an international destination, one can only hope that someone would understand and speak English. It's next to impossible to communicate with the wait staff. A tad too snooty for my liking. Great ambience to celebrate an occasion.

    Birthday cake
    Laura T.

    We absolutely loved our dining experience here! The atmosphere was perfect! It's right on the water. We were seated near the bar area but it wasn't as loud as i was expecting, I had seen some of the other reviews mention. We could carry on a conversation but we both sat of the same side of the table so we were a bit closer. It's right on the water. We were disappointed that we didn't see a crocodile as some other reviews mentioned. The atmosphere of the entire complex so so amazing being on the water and everything pretty much built on a dock. You feel like you are have been whisked away to another world. They definitely pull out all of the theatrics here! It was Dana birthday so they brought a slice of cake over and had sparklers and all the waiters clapping and dancing. It was cute, but they seemed to do this every 15 min. I guess everyone's comes here for birthdays ‍. They also served drinks that were lite of fire for smoke infused and one had a flashing stone light. The food was good. They gave us a starter of crab ragooons, on the hose which were very good. We did start with spicy edamame and it was also good. The sauce was a strong flavor but not too hot. We had three different sushi rolls. Their sushi menu was limited so don't come here looking for lots of options I think there were maybe 6-7 rolls to choose from. I'm not a fan of cucumber and only 1 fit the bill, but it was so good! I think it was a volcano roll and they doused it with a small blow torch at the table. You could really taste the smoke infusion and the cream cheese was deliciously soft. Only negative to the experience was that a girl at a table next to us was smoking. She had her cigarette out and the waiter walks over to her and I tell dan, thank god he's going to tell her to put that out. Instead, he pulls a lighter out of his pocket. Lol. But I know smoking is more accepted outside of the US so I can't expect everyone to adapt to our way. They also had a show with people in native costumes banging drums and dancing. It was near, but it also make this otherwise nice dining experience feel a little corny. other people might really enjoy this. They really put a lot of work into the experience. I definitely recommend it for something different!

    Octopus
    Michelle V.

    A true FINE DINE experience!!!! I never felt so catered to every step of the way! From the moment we were enter to when we sat down. I booked a birthday dinner with them while I was in Cancun. All my companions was so impressed and had a great time. They have short intermission entertainment with your dining experience including 10pm fireworks! It was truly amazing. Large selection of choices, where do I start? Every dish was cooked to perfection and flavorful for sushi in Cancun. Definitely will be back!

    Brad H.

    Funky Geisha is a must stop spot if you are in the area. This and Taboo were our two favorite eating experiences. Overall, I thought the atmosphere at Funky Geisha was better though. Our table was right on the water during sunset which provided some great views. We were given a complimentary appetizer which was similar to a crab rangoon. We also started with the spicy edamame and miso soup. All of the appetizers were really good, the spicy edamame our favorite though. For my meal I had the tofu pad thai. The flavor of the sauce and noodles was perfect. The only problem with the dish was it came served with cold tofu that was not cooked in the sauce and noodles. Not sure why that was, but it threw the dish off. For desert, the staff brought out a complimentary cake with sparklers for my wife who is pregnant. Everyone was incredibly nice and friendly throughout the whole experience. We will definitely be back next time we are in Cancun.

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    Review Highlights - Funky Geisha Cancun

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    Blanc Asia - Loved the atmosphere here!

    Blanc Asia

    4.5(10 reviews)
    4.9 kmZona Hotelera
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    The only dinner I enjoyed at Le Blanc, after trying all three Asian, Italian and French…read morerestaurants. We ordered 8 dishes. Sashimi platter: highly recommend! Assorted seafood with great freshness Salmon tartar: an okay Sushi: the first one on the menu, do not recommend Scallops in wasabi: scallops were perfectly cooked. Wasabi in this restaurant is very weak :/ Coconut soup: very disappointing, nothing like tom yum nor tom kha Shoyu ramen: I liked the seafood in it more than the noodle Lamb: our only main entry, sauce was great, lamb was juicy I asked our waiter if we ordered too much and he replied yes. After finishing everything, I ordered three desserts out of four choices LOL Coconut Ganache: very tasty Chocolate cake: great with green tea ice cream Rice pudding: sticky rice was a bit hard Overall a great dinner with lots of seafood!

    Le blanc Asia, i love the interior and the dark cool shades of the restaurant. We were greeted with…read moregreen ice tea and sake mint drink. I had shrimp tempura roll. Yep that whole thing was fried, rice was warm and shrimp was crispy. That is how it's supposed to be. I had the pork belly with crispy noodles. It was definitely melt in your mouth and had little fat pieces, only the best served here! The seafood ramen was great, just needed more noodles lol. It had mussels, shrimp, scallop, and octopus. I also had duck confit which was a little salty in my opinion. One night for room service, i had the tempura shrimp and veggies, definitely thin batter and excellent spicy mayo ever! I also had the kung pao shrimp with noodles, sauce was kickin and I was enjoying with joy! My favorite dish! For dessert, we had the chocolate ganoche which was a little too sweet. I came here twice and ordered it for room service, and they rolled out a new menu on my second visit. Definitely a different experience each time but i cant keep but coming back bc i love asian food.

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    La Vista - pork ribs were possibly baked/boiled in bbq sauce...slippery mess

    La Vista

    3.6(14 reviews)
    1.2 kmZona Hotelera

    one of the dining options at the wyndham grand cancun all inclusive...located out front in a…read moreseparate building above the gym and spa...open for morning breakfast buffet daily for all guests...fresh made-to-order omelette station is the highlight for breakfast...cured salmon was the 2nd favorite item for breakfast...the fresh cold food section is fine...various toast, bagels and breads available along with basic cereal...the hot food is not great...pancakes and french toast is okay for buffet...hashbrowns are poorly cooked and falling apart...meat selection is limited to usually breakfast links and sliced hotdogs...dinner is reservations only which opens up at 9am on the wyndham grand cancun app that must be downloaded...ordered the t-bone steak, ribs and fish...t-bone steak was pretty thin, but it tasted good and was the best choice...ribs were a slippery mess and possibly just boiled in bbq sauce..the fish was a dense hard fish...not sure if it was mackeral or something else, but wasn't that good...maybe just overcooked...just order the steaks for dinner and nothing else...service is slow, but the staff are all pleasant...

    Make a reservation for the Asian fusion inspired La Vista via the QR restaurant reservation menu…read more The second best place that we tried at the Omni for dinner. From Thai noodles to Indian samosas to Vietnamese Pho, there are so many choices. Loved the salad bar. The wide variety of cheeses, salads and seafood options was a great starter as we waited for our meal. Favorites included the hearts of palm, couscous and marinated artichoke hearts. Our server, Fernando, was so sweet. For apps, we had the Wonton de Atun, samosas stuffed with potatoes and green peas, and the Chicharron de Pesacado. All were delicious. The lamb vindaloo was okay for an entree. At Fernando's suggestion, we split the Helado frito con jarabe de chocolate. Fried ice cream is always a fun way to end an Asian fusion inspired meal.

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    T-bone is the best choice...thin, but good..

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    Funky Geisha Cancun - asianfusion - Updated July 2026

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