I recently discovered Yelp's guidelines on reviews permits colourful language, so I realised this will allow me to garner the full use of the English language's secret dictionary...
Ahem. The tacos here are groin-grabbingly amazing! And the burritos are totes bitchin' yo! You and the lads hungry for a cheeky feed after you've done you're Burning Man practice at the Tosh.0 auditorium? Look no further, fellow kids, Guzman y Gomez will provide all your cock-swallowing needs with tasty mild or spicy chicken.
Tacos - they've got that.
Friendly Latino girls - they've got that.
Pictures of smiling men with sombreros set on fire looking like they've straight kings in the hood of the hard knock life - they've got that too!
In short: Its good shit friends, good shit.
The only thing I have against this place is the name, when the boys and I aren't creating dank memes, we're arguing about the name, is it pronounced "Guzman-Why-Gomez"? Or is it, "Guzman-ey-gomez"? The truth is out their my fellow monsters.
All in all: Shit was so cash, so cash. read more