I had the displeasure of visiting the awful establishment insomnia, so I made a song
[Verse 1]
Walked in, my kid had to go,
Tiny legs doin' the bathroom woe.
But nah, they smirked, turned us away,
Like human decency don't count today.
Y'all sell coffee, but your hearts are cold,
Overpriced trash in a cup of gold.
€6 for tea? You lost your mind,
Tastes like regret with a squeeze of crime!
[Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh, Insomni-NO!
Worst place ever, let's make it known!
Service sucks, and the staff's all rude,
Smirkin' at kids? Man, that's cruel!
Oh-oh-oh, Insomni-NO!
Fake smiles but a rotten soul,
Coffee's burnt, and the tea's a joke,
Rather sip from a puddle in the road!
[Verse 2]
Hope y'all choke on your overpriced foam,
Treatin' folks bad in your overpriced home.
You ain't Starbucks, you ain't elite,
You're a ripoff joint with a ripped-up seat.
Bathrooms locked like you own the town,
Like basic kindness would bring you down.
But karma's real, and here's the deal--
We'll spread the word, watch your business kneel!
(Repeat Chorus x2 with extra attitude!) read more