OMG...
Oh mon dieu...
Dios mio...
Godverdomme...
...
信じられない。。。。
As you can see, I'm trying to start this review out by alerting people around the world who might fall prey to what is deceptively called "Jewel" Picadilly and most likely should be called "Coal" Picadilly.
So what happened??? Grab a seat, some mulled wine and let me tell you a Christmas story about a boy and a lump of coal...
Twas the night before Christmas, where two happy chaps
Walked out of the tube, not suspecting mishap!
A fine Christmas dinner, at Jewel was booked
The two chaps could not wait, to see what has been cooked
Images of meat, and puddings galore
Drooling at the mouth, to see what was in store
Arriving at Jewel, the two chaps were perturbed
To find out there was no meal, so they became disturbed...
How could this be???? They confirmed on the phone!!
Even with confirmation e-mail, they could not atone.
25 hefty pounds, were paid as deposit
Could the chaps get it back?? Jewel did not give a shit
The two hungry chaps, had to use up the pounds
They thought might as well, drink up some rounds
But to their dismay, not even the bar
Could offer good service, making the chaps think... "AAAAARRRR!!"
No smile, no care, they could not be bothered
To the poor hungry chaps, this was uber absurd!
Twas the night before Christmas, where two fellows now thinned
Walked out of the Jewel, with their night ruined
Christmas poem aside... I'm new to London and trying to look for a new years eve place was quite exhausting! After going through some "best of" lists, I came across Jewel and their website looked promising with an even more promising price! They didn't accept online reservations for Christmas eve, so I spoke with their booking department, explained two London virgins wanted the Christmas meal, and all was settled.
Imagine our surprise to walk into a bar with no one having a clue what we were talking about!! Since I paid the £25 reservation deposit over the phone, I was almost sure it was a scam website! But after showing my e-mail confirmation, they realized this was a real booking. There was only bar food, but we were like HEEEEEEEEEELL NO! So we ordered a bottle of champagne from the rude bar man, who seemed angry we ordered a drink, to drown our shock away and because I could only use up the £25 deposit at the bar. We spent that time yelping things nearby and thank jebus we found something that wasn't full! It was quite expensive, but turned out to be great and saved our Christmas Eve disaster at Jewel.
As a patient and forgiving chap, I can forgive a possible mistake done by Jewel's booking department. But how we were just parked at a table and told to order some bar food instead of a Christmas meal and also that they couldn't even refund the £25 and I had to order drinks from a rude person at the bar... definite one star. read more