If you have swollen Glans, then you might need to go to the hospital. If so, Conwy go together?…read more I'm afraid of some things, but I'm not afraid of this station because it's absolutely beautiful, and it's located right by the water. In fact, it has one of the prettiest views of any station, even though it's only a tiny little place. You can almost dive into the water from the platform. It only has one platform and it looks over the beautiful landscape and water and ports, with the mountains in the background. It really doesn't get much more beautiful than that at all.

Not to be confused with Conwy Twitty, which is a singer, and one who isn't on Twitter…read more It's an ancient town in the hills of Wales, which is haunted and quiet and beautiful, and it has a little station right in the heart of where everything is. It was closed down for 21 years but now it's a request stop which is a shame. Should be a real stop. It's not being used during Corona because it's so small that social distancing is impossible. We're looking forward to when it opens up again, because it's absolutely beautiful and has a historic old bridge over the platform, which is second to none in terms of beautiful train station Bridges.

For the uninitiated, the trains coming and going are few and far between, so if you find yourself…read morewith a 40-minute wait til the next train arrives, you're not alone. Kill some time, go grab a pint, wander around the market, and come back. Just make sure you're back in time because you don't want to miss the next train and wait another 2 hours. It's a small platform, and most trains won't stop unless you wave them down, so make sure you're pretty visible and pray the conductor isn't asleep at the wheel.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy…read moreBut here's my number So Colwyn Bay me? This is a cute little station that is bigger than you'd expect, and is right along fast tracks that go to Llandudno and places like that. It's funny to see that the Welsh name for this station is something that is romantic and means something in modern slang. It's a well sheltered and very typically Northern rail station, despite not having the signature smokestacks that a lot of the stations in these parts do have. It used to have them until quite recently, and was gorgeous, but they redesigned it and that took a little bit of the charm away from the amazing station.

Colwyn Bay railway station lies on the London-Holyhead railway line and has direct links to amongst…read moreother places Manchester, Cardiff, Birmingham, Chester and Crewe (in addition to London and Holyhead). There are two platforms, platform 1 which is nearest the entrance is for trains heading west and platform 2 is for trains heading east. This isn't a station where you'll have to spend any time searching for the right platform. The station is located in the town centre and has it's own pay and display carpark. Facilities are somewhat basic. At the entrance is a manned ticket office and also a ticket machine. This machine comes in handy when there's an OAP at the counter buying a return to Inverness via Bournemouth (I don't know how they always manage to arrive sixty seconds before I do!). There is sometimes an issue with ticket machines in that they can't offer advice which means passengers may unnecessarily purchase an expensive peak time ticket when they could have bought a cheaper off peak ticket. This isn't a problem in Colwyn Bay as most trains, at least all the ones I've ever caught, seem to be classed as off peak regardless of what time of day you travel. Platform 1 has a small enclosed waiting room and also ladies and gents toilets which I've never needed to use so I can't comment on their cleanliness. Platform 2 in contrast just has a few benches, if you're heading east and don't wait to sit outdoors you'll need head back over the footbridge and wait across the tracks. There is a room on platform 2 that may once have been a waiting room but judging by the grime on the windows it hasn't been opened for decades. Catering facilities comprise a vending machine in the corner of the ticket office but as the station is in the town centre there are cafes, takeaways and convenience stores within a few minutes walk.

So you want me to dig? First you need to tell me what to dig-and-why. Get it. Digandwhy…read more This is a tiny little railway station where the tiny little footbridge that reminds me of some of the other stations around here. It's in North Wales on a beautiful part of the coastline and it's absolutely gorgeous. It's basically right next to Llandudno, so it's the station for the suburbs of Llandudno, if you will. There's only little shelters here and the beautiful old station buildings are demolished, and that's what led me to reduce the star rating.

Not to be confused with Unfair Pwll Railway Station which is named after a very unfair Pwll,…read morewhatever a Pwll is. This is a cute little railway station on the North Wales Coast Line, right along the track from London to Holyhead (which is basically London to Dublin if you think about it). It was closed down for five years in the 60s because of a horrible fire, but it's back now. It has platforms on both sides and a lovely old white and brown brick house that reminds me of a pub on the main platform. It also has a cute signal box as well. It's definitely a very pretty town, and one of my favourite things about its station it is this famous sign which has the full name of the city, a very very long name, the longest on record I think, and for this sign alone it has to get 5 stars, as it's one of the most famous tourist attractions in Wales.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: firstly, thank goodness for Copy &…read morePaste! Secondly, with a name like this I HAD to check the place out! It's one of those "things to do before you die" places. Some people choose to go to the Amazon, others to the Sahara desert or exploring Asia... it just so happens that I chose a sleepy village in north west Wales. The train station is the main attraction of the village with tourists such as myself coming from unbelievable distances to look at a sign. Amazing when you think about it in principle, a little sad when you've done it and are reflecting on a long day out! Still, there are some great Facebook photo opportunities. Within the grounds of the station is a mini art gallery type thing (basically a room with some random pretty things to make deflated tourists feel like they've done a number of activities). When I was there there were a couple of funky guitars on show with some pictures of Wales. Not a bad addition to the place but not much to shout about. Outside is a big car park so you can pull up and see the station. The station itself is operational and runs trains to Birmingham. Unusually it is a request stop so when you see a train coming you have to put your arm out like you would a bus. Opposite the station is a small shopping centre (more like a department store) where you can buy Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch related memorabilia as well as anything they can stick a Welsh flag on. The locals speak Welsh as a first language but do revert to English as I'm sure they see a lot of non Welsh tourists. I found them to be very friendly and helpful when needed. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Station is a place which is best shared with friends and is best included in a larger selection of activities as opposed to being the core one. Once you've seen the big sign and taken a picture, there isn't much to it!

Not to be confused with Klandidknow, which is the answer to the question of whether the Klan knew…read morethey were not Christians but basically the Devil's minions. Yes, the Klan-did-know. This is a beautiful tourist getaway station in the wonderful town of Glen Gardner... I mean Llandudno but apparently it's called Glen Gardner in dictatespeak... which is large and very popular with tourists, because it is such a wonderful town to explore. The Station House has a large double triangular covered roof, and it's basically exactly what you would hope for and expect from a touristy station by the sea, and while it's lacking a little bit in history, that is the only reason why I give it slightly less in terms of star rating, but it is recently improved and definitely a good place to visit.

For a long time Llandudno had a pretty grotty railway station, which isn't great for a town so…read morereliant on tourism as it hardly created a wonderful first impression of the town. It's recently undergone a £5m+ investment so it's now much nicer looking station. The big problem now is that it's only manned until 3pm in the afternoon at which point it largely gets locked up and this includes the toilets. You can still get in and out of the station through a gate at the side if you're looking to catch or get off a train after 3pm but if you need to spend a penny you'll need to find somewhere else. It also lacks a cafe/coffee shop so you'll need to use Molly's Cafe next door if you don't want to have to stray far.

Where there's a pwll there's a way…read more I prefer owls to pwls, because they're mroe of a hoot. And this place is heavenly, but it's also a little pwll.... heli. This is a little station for the little town of... I can't pronounce it... which is a coastal town on the peninsula north of Aberystwyth on the Welsh Coast. It hasn't been used very much lately, and has a nice little Station House and looks quite new and different to a lot of the other stations in Wales. The little station house looks kind of like somebody's house, like a residence. It's a nice part of the country and pretty remote, but it does need a station and it's great that it has one. It has been around for a long time and is larger than you would expect, at least in some portions of the station such as the house itself. Now I have to leave, my pwll heli... copter's here.

Not just a railway station.... but a Rhylway Station…read more This is part of one of the most beautiful parts of North Wales, which is really a tourist region and gets a lot of tourist traffic, and people from England especially, mainly. It's on the Crewe to Holyhead coastal line, and it's definitely a coastal resort station. They have barriers to stop people jumping the railway, which a lot of North Wales stations don't. It's right in the town so there's a lot of beautiful old housing and a gorgeous old bridge. It's definitely one of the prettiest stations in North Wales that's for sure. And it has the typical smokestacks coming out of the top of the Station House like all the North Wales stations seem to have.

Llanfair is kinda Unfair if you ask me. Unfairly stacked against much more amazing railway stations…read morearound North Wales. This is a tiny little station with a tiny little bridge 50 miles west of Chester in the UK. It's on the line from Crewe to Holyhead, so it gets a lot of trains coming through here, although a lot of them don't stop. They only have a little stone shelter on each side of the track, and it's only a request stop. There's no tickets whatsoever here. You have to buy it from the person on the train, or you have to buy it before you travel. There used to be beautiful little buildings right here along the tracks but not so much anymore.