Back in the day....what a place to go after a night out. The place was buzzing, the staff was friendly and banterful. I was even lucky enough to be asked to be the witness of an onion ring marriage, ahhhh happy times. Also, the pizza was absolutely banging. So I decided to head back there with a couple of friends after a night out cut short. None of us were drunk or even close we just wanted to grab some fast food and head home. My Mrs told the slightly older bloke (I'll call him Jeff) what we wanted he asked her to repeat it and again and again...So I decided just to politely reiterate what she asked for and Jeff told me aggressively to "Shut up". Not being one to kick off I decided to remove myself from the situation and let Jeff attempt to hear the order. Eventually, Jeff got the order, HAPPY FUCKING DAYS! Now the wait began....I understand it takes time to cook a pizza, chicken nugs and chips. I don't mind waiting for food but fuck me it felt like an eternity. I saw people come and go some even with a pizza. There was one lady (I'll call her Carol) who was foreign maybe Turkish or something. Carol balled into the shop ordered went out came back 15 minutes later and collected her food. Carol then started talking to Jeff and said "you like? You give me a free can of drink yes you like?" Jeff didn't bat an eyelid and chucked a can at her. Fair play Carol you came in for chips and got a free can got to appreciate the graft, even if there wasn't much. Still waiting I dared my Mrs to ask for a free can. If she didn't get it, she didn't get it was something to pass the time. She went up to Jeff and asked about the food and then politely asked for a can for free like Carol. Jeff was not amused.... and said no my Mrs asked why and proceeded to say because you're British....Bad move Jeff bad move. Even though Jeff deserved a punch I decided not to kick off and start a fight, but my Mrs decided to have a few words with Jeff and his friends. The woman is a Pitbull when we argue she takes no prisoners and went in on Jeff and rightly so. Eventually, after a lot of shouting from everyone, I managed to get her out of the store and we went on our way.
Summary:
Food: 1/5 it definitely tastes better when alcohol numbs your taste buds
Banter: 1/5 Jeff has NO banter with British people it seems
Entertainment: 3/5 Was rather entertaining watching my Mrs have a go at Jeff and friends rather than me.
Overall Experience 1/5: Jokes aside it was absolutely fucking shocking. I will personally never return. If the shoe was on the other foot and we said that to Jeff I'm sure we would have got in a lot of trouble. Its 2018, people can identify as an Apache helicopter or a fucking dragon....but discrimination is still a thing at M & M.
My biggest regret isn't not punching Jeff, but not going to dominos around the corner instead. FUCK YOU JEFF and if you haven't heard.... ITS COMING HOME! read more