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    Pâtissez

    3.7 (18 reviews)
    Closed 7:00 am - 4:00 pm

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    This was amaaazing!
    Inez A.

    Patissez is world famous for their milkshakes stacked with chocolate mousse, ice cream and things you would never expect! They are everywhere on social media like facebook, instagram etc. A new hype was born that was never seen before. So of course I needed to check it out. It was a coincidence that I was planning to go to Australia to travel here, so I had a quick stop at Patissez which was really worth it! The official Facebook page said that on weekends it could be up to 4 hours wait for a table what I definitely expected because of the hype. We walked in on a Friday morning and there was plenty of place to sit down. The shake we picked was there in less then 5 minutes which is great! The staff is also very enthusiastic and friendly. The only downside in this place are the prices. You pay around 13 AUD for a shake, 65 for a whole pie,.. But it is worth it!

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    Ruby Y.

    Was the half hour wait for a table worth it? Yes. Was the food awesome? Yes. Will I have another freakshake in the future? Not for as long as I live. Was a 10% surcharge on a Sunday absolutely crazy? YES! Let's get this first part off my chest - a 10% surcharge on Sunday and 15% on a public holiday is absolutely insane. It. Is. A. Lot! Now, down to business. The food we ordered was great. The Spanish omelette...chorizo...enough said. I wished they'd cut up the chorizo into smaller pieces and more throughout the omelette though. The sauce on the omelette was noiiiceeee. The freakshake...we ordered a mini mint one for $11.90 and we had trouble finishing it! There were people coming in ordering one each of the regular sized shakes...and finishing them. I love my sweet foods, but this is just crazy! There is so much packed in there...thank the lawd I had a piccolo to wash down the sweetness! That's not to say it didn't taste delicious...it was just too much! Yep, that's my freakshake novelty need satiated. And let's never have another one again.

    Takeaway version *drools*
    Ryshell H.

    The Freakshakes are bloody amazing! You will slip into a food coma but totally worth it. There's a bit of a wait for food and drink but good things come to those who wait. Can I get an amen!

    The magnificent shake. Mine is warm so the cream is melting but the pecan pie on top is DELICIOUS.
    Yolanda Y.

    I ordered a regular jug of Salty Nutz that costs $11.50. Alright here is the thing. Is it overrated? Not really since the pecan pie on top of my shake was gorgeous and even though I asked for it to be warm, it is still pretty good. The other thing, how long did I wait? I arrived at around 10 and waited for around an hour to sit in and then waited for around 30-45 minutes for our shakes. Is it worth it? Oh well. Here it goes. Basically the first few sips went like 'oh shit. OH SHIT. THIS IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD I CANNOT STOP.' The caramel and all that in my drink went down my throat and stayed there and told me again and again how sweet it is and how the salted caramel loves my throat. And then it hit me that I realize, either my tongue is malfunctioning or it is the truth that they forgot to put soy milk in mine and I am drinking one with regular milk. And then, it gets terrible. My friends and I started drinking our own and were all happy and satisfied, but the thing is that the shake jugs are pretty big and we cannot finish all of them because of the sugar. Note that I did not even eat breakfast to be prepared for this. I still couldn't finish it. The sugar... well it gave me a headache after I have gone mid-way and it is very sweet. Like seriously. I asked for salted caramel for the thing is it is insane. Not like REALLY REALLY sweet, but it is quite sweet. So.... on a scale of 0-10, it is around 8.5 on the sweetness scale. Alright, so it gives me a roller coaster ride on the sugary goodness, but well at the end of the ride it just gave me a headache, and heavy diarrhea (probably because of the milk but well well well). Conclusion: Do not get the $11.50 jug. It is too large and it makes you feel like you are going to die by the end of it. Get the smaller jug that is a bit cheaper: Same taste but you will feel better. Opinion on price: It is not that over-priced when think about the ingredients and details on the decor, but yeh.

    The Nutella & Pretzel shake. Amazing!

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    Yum yum yum! Went at 4pm on a Saturday and had our shake at the table within minutes. Very worth the hype. Loved it!

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    Review Highlights - Pâtissez

    Nearby parking is only 2hrs tho, so be prepared to have to move the car before your shake is ready!

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    Penny University - Open coffee bar x kitchen

    Penny University

    3.6(19 reviews)
    0.9 km
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    Came here cause I saw a good review from Good Food. We arrived at 10:30am and the place was…read morebustling. Canberrans have brunch earlier than sydneysiders it seems. We put our name down, got coffee and went for a walk. They called us 10 mins later with our table ready. I love it when business places care enough to give you a call back rather than making you wait there at their mercy. I ordered the juice of the day: Orange, lemon, and raspberry. Deliciously refreshing. I tasted a hint of ginger but I don't mind it. We ordered a croissant French toast that comes with lemon or orange mascarpone with a side of crispy bacon and avo dish with bacon. The French toast looked and tasted amazing. Just AMAZING! Avo dish consisted of rye toast with avo and labne, with quinoa tabbouleh and 63 degree egg, and a side of bacon. The rye bread was hard I suspect because it was gluten free. The quinoa tabbouleh was so refreshing, I felt healthy eating this dish, even with bacon. 63 degree egg wasn't really 63 degree. I was too hungry to care but next time I might ask for a real 63 degree. The coffee was good and the place was charming. Service was pretty good. Better than most places in Sydney. I will be back next time in in Canberra.

    Awesome little cafe in Canberra... Awesome you say? In Canberra? Yes being a Sydney-sider I was…read moreseriously skeptical about this place, especially as all my Canberra friends swear by this place. But this place is awesome, and I will make sure that I stop by here any time I am back in Canberra. First and foremost is the coffee! Yep, I am a fan. My friend asked for a strongman cappuccino, and waitress quickly replied - all our coffee is strong. Let's just say this raised my expectations. And when the coffee came out, my expectations were meet. But what truly takes this place to greatness is the food. It is seriously good. I had the green eggs, and I wanted to wipe the plate clean. If you are a person who had a sweet tooth then I suggest ordering the French toast. Now this place is generally crowded, but even if you are not willing to wait and sit, get a take away coffee and some muffins. But either way this is a place you need to visit if you are in Canberra.

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    Banoffee croissant french toast

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