Let's paint a picture. You're married to someone who does not buy take away food or dines out and you get a chance to get Pizza. Jesus wept, the feelings of happiness and the expectation has you giddy.
You sit waiting at home due to the social isolation rules in effect but still eagerly waiting for something different for dinner.
Significant other returns with 5 pizza's and immediately starts saying that they think the order has been stuffed up.
Lo and behold the Oracle was correct. 3 pizza's of the 5 are missing ingredients and all are overcooked and burn't in places.
Now Jesus wept not with happiness but with sorrow.
I now know what it must be like to be a man who takes home a gorgeous woman only to be confronted with a member larger than your own, an unwelcome ladyboy surprise. read more