Well, finally after so many decades silky secrets who once used to be called adult videos finally…read moreclose down out of business. I can't say that I'm surprised because they were not doing so good. I went three months ago and they had just put in no chairs and then drove by today and they were closed with a lease sign. Wish I knew sooner because that I could've went and see if they had any stuff they were selling for discounted prices. I'm not gonna lie. I will miss that place. It was part of my past but I believe that they could've been better. The whole VIP room that they were charging people $38 or more and still making them pay to enter the VIP room was a joke. You can tell that they were doing bad when women stopped coming to a theater room.

Well, it was fun while it lasted, business had wonderful staff (except for that dreaded lady …read more.. Sunshine). Business is now closed!

Is this club strictly females? Or are there males for my girls friends because they are tryna have…read morethe best of both worlds

Stopped in here for a break from driving coming back from the Keys. It's located right on US 1…read moreabout 5 miles north of the long stretch of US 1 connecting Key Largo to Florida City. We were there for about an hour, around 4pm, and there were absolutely no dancers! But they at least were offering a free lunch and happy hour. I can't imagine that I'll be back anytime soon, since this place is pretty far from me, but I may stop in again when I'm passing through the area to or from the Keys.

Yesterday I visited Bare Necessity strip club, conveniently located one block from Dadeland South…read moretransit station and adjoining a liquor store. A very nice old man with beautiful long white hair met me at the door and said I could come in for a few Bud Lights ($6 per Bud Light bottle). I explained I was killing time before catching the 1700 train. The atmosphere inside is so great if you like dives as much as I do; dark, smokie and not too loud in the afternoons. Their hours are noon - 0600 7 days a week. Although yesterday was my first day at a new job, it crossed my mind that I could apply at Bare Necessities because I have cellulite too; I would have to be a dancer because they don't schedule stand-up comedians and I don't know how to bartend ... but I did noticed the lovely gentleman with white hair being kind and mild mannered training some of the girls on bartending so maybe they train inexperienced bartenders. I enjoyed myself there so much yesterday afternoon I even called my dad to tell him about it and to remind him to visit me in Miami when I get settled. I am grateful to God and all those involved for having such a nice place near the transit station to sit down for a while on my way to and/or from my new job.

From the owner: At Bare Necessity the sports fanatic can double up on his interest in the human form, be it…read moreuniformed or topless; there are numerous wide screen televisions on the main floor and at the bar. Bare Necessity does take some inspiration from sports bars. Nonetheless, it's filled with lots of gorgeous, totally nude dancers.

My friend and I stopped in here the other day. What a great time! Not only do they have fully…read morenatural stage dances, but also have free parking in a traditional parking lot. The bartenders and other staff are super friendly and geared towards a good time. Sure, the dancers quieren propina, as others have mentioned, but of course. The dancers are gorgeous and the prices are very reasonable without the high pressure that the other most proximate US1 club dancers angle for. SC rocks! Thanks, y'all.

Cover charge, is too expensive.$15 ,is Too much for a little place like that. The food is good.read more

Beautiful place, food,service, everything, and will be there every time I can, especially for foodread more

* * * ARIEL THE MANAGER HAS TO GO ! ! ! * * * I just stopped…read morefrequenting this club as a customer since I don't appreciate anyone screaming at me. This guy treat the girls and bartenders like trash, long time girls China and Camila no longer work there, customers feel uncomfortable, some of my friends/regulars feel the same way as me, because of this guy. We no longer feel welcome at all! Where did Steve (owner) dig this classless, incompetent manager, with no people skills, from?

Visited trapeze this past Saturday for the first time and I must say we were blown away, the staff…read morewas incredibly friendly and attentive from the moment we walked in, the crowd was mixed, a lot of young sexy couples and super friendly, they had the Argentina Fifa world cup game on which we loved cause we are big Messi fans, the music was excellent and the food looked delicious, it was a bit late so we didn't try it. A special shoutout to the DJ for creating an incredible atmosphere and fun sexy vibe, we will definitely be coming back, we have to explore the other part of the club, see you guys soon!!

Great place with awesome vibes. Buffet was good, music was good, and the decor was perfect.read more

Miami Velvet has potential, but it's a mixed bag. Venue is spacious with a lively dance floor,…read morevelvet decor, and a definite Latino Miami vibe. The mandatory towel-only policy for entering the playrooms felt unnecessary (no lingerie, no exceptions) which kills some of the sexy buildup. VIP rooms we paid extra for were underwhelming and not private unless you tracked down a staff member to unlock them. Also, expect some pushy single men on Fridays and a bit of a free-for-all vibe if you're not used to it. Read our full review deep dive here: https://www.vanillaswingers.com/miami-velvet-review-is-south-floridas-swinger-club-worth-the-hype/

I was really looking forward to checking out Miami Velvet during EXXXOTICA weekend, especially…read moresince we were told by the VIP manager at the expo that our wristbands would be honored for entry. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case -- we were charged $110 at the door with zero explanation or acknowledgment of the event partnership. Once inside, we were made to stand directly in front of the entry door while waiting to show ID and pay -- no guidance, no courtesy. While standing there, one of the staff members flung a door open from inside and slammed it into my back. No apology. No concern. Just ignored like it didn't happen. The dress code enforcement felt wildly inconsistent. They turned away someone celebrating their birthday for dress code, yet we saw a man walking around in just a towel, and a guest with everything out -- and that was somehow, okay? The vibe inside was cold, not welcoming or inclusive at all. We were hoping for a respectful, sexy, lifestyle-friendly space to unwind -- instead it felt disorganized and uncomfortable. For the price and the way we were treated, it didn't feel like a premium or professional experience at all. Disappointed doesn't begin to cover it. We left early and won't be returning.