These guys and gals are wonderful and I'm very grateful for their service to us, the community…read more Station is a bit run-down, but that's to be expected when it's like 200 years old (exaggeration, but really, I'm convinced this building has seen living dinosaurs). Thankfully the new station will be finished by this time next year and it's in a better location because they have more space, it's new, AND I've heard it will be easier to park. The officers have always been polite, courteous, and helpful when I've called for help, and I really appreciate it. Funny story, the zipper on my wallet/clutch/purse thing once got stuck in the inside of my jeans back pocket, and this lovely lady officer spent a good 10 minutes with me trying to help me clip it our where the fabric was stuck so that she didn't ruin my jeans. It's silly, I know, but to me it shows the dedication and desire a lot of them have to help us out when we're just having a bad time!

Well this is my first review of a Police Station. This is not the kind of place that makes one…read morethink of happiness and joy. Normally a visit to such a building is the result of something very negative. The worst being that you are a victim of a crime and hopefully only a property crime. Or that you may be in the process of an arrest and that is never nice whether for a minor offense or for a felony. And then again you may be dropping off goodies for the guys and gals in Blue during Carnival Season. Unfortunately my visit was because I am a crime victim. A thief absconded with all the beautiful Mardi Gras decorations we placed on our home. I was dropping off the video of this low life heathen. The thief just happens to be female and up in age. And I must say that the response and follow up to the two incidents of theft were handled professionally and in a caring manner. Not a major crime and there is so much they have to be concerned about I was pleased with my three contacts with the members of the NOPD. And the visit to 4317 as the Station is called brought back memories from a time I was younger, slimmer, hairier, and a proud member of the NOPD. Probably a time where many YELP participants were not even born. The building is renovated and there are no longer stables in the back. The cells have been converted and so much is different. Time marches on. The odd thing about the Second District Station today, if you don't know, is that it is now located in the newly formed Sixth District.

My fiancé was assaulted during Mardi Gras by a group of women and his entire wallet was stolen,…read morewhen reporting this to the police, they essentially laughed in his face that women managed to overpower him and offered little to no help. When we went the next day to get proof of our report for authorization to fly home since his ID was stolen, the deputies inside and woman at the desk were very unhelpful and looked at us like we were stupid and didn't help until we actively said "Excuse me, can we have help??" And the woman side eyed us for ruining her tik tok scroll break, yes I looked at her phone. Would not recommend this crappy city or its crappy police department. Also your police department stinks and has cockroaches. ACAB

They don't answer the phone. If it's not an emergency you do better handling it yourself. The…read moreresponse time is terrible

Their straight forward no nonsense front desk people can come off as a little cold, but it is…read moreefficient and makes for a speedy interaction. We popped in to hand over a wallet we found, and were out in about 5 minutes. Quick, easy and painless.

I went for a jog when an unknown person tried to coerce me into the trunk of his car. He waived his…read morepenis threatening to slit my throat if I did not enter the vehicle to perform oral sex. He drove alongside me masturbating. He waived a pistol. I finally gave in. I called the police to transport me to the hospital for a rape kit and fna sample. They asked me was I overweight. I answered yes. They then proceeded to ask if I was I black and over 30. I once again explained, yes. Dispatch asked my full name and I told them. Next was utter silence then the dial tone. They disconnected the call. Each repetitive attempt to reach Nopd was unsuccessful. I think they blocked my number. The suspect finally gave up and drove off.

It would be nice to have someone who is at the desk all the time. it would also be nice to be able…read moreto dial the precinct a general information number.

Our son was driving home from Baton Rouge for Christmas when he had a flat tire north of Ferriday!…read moreTrooper Hill with Troop E pulled over to offer assistance and stayed with us the entire time to ensure we were safe! We are lifelong supporters of LSP and are forever grateful for Trooper Hill's care during our time of need!!!!!

This review is for the child safety seat program at Troop B…read more Not having my first child until I was well into my 40's, I didn't know a thing about car seats. In fact, I could barely differentiate between a car seat and a chaise lounge. But parenthood forces you to learn quickly, make informed choices and do whatever is in the absolute best interests of your child. I was very thankful to the NICU nurses at Children's Hospital for the initial car seat inspection, but fast forward many months, and our lil man was outgrowing his Britax B-Safe car seat, which was still in its rear facing configuration. Since we already had a Britax base, we opted for the Britax Advocate seat, but wanted a professional opinion regarding the install. While chatting around the proverbial "water cooler:" at work, a coworker suggested that I contact Louisiana State Police (LSP) Troop B, as they have a child safety seat program headed by Public Information Officer (PIO) Trooper Melissa Matey. I called Trooper Matey and she was very informative and enthusiastic about the program. She advised me that the program was available every Wednesday from 1 PM - 4 PM at Troop B in Kenner, LA, and that if we brought the seat, they would properly install it. I was fortunate enough to have Trooper Matey herself (lucky lucky) assist my wife and I with our son's new seat. Even though the law states you can face your child forward at just 1 year old, she strongly recommended leaving him facing rearward. Furthermore, as an FYI to any readers of this review, she added that even if your child's legs looked a little cramped in the rearward position, their legs at this age are very pliable and it is a much safer position. She also gave us some very useful literature from the State of Louisiana regarding car seats and the laws that govern their use. Trooper Matey not only demonstrated the proper car seat installation; but she actually did the entire installation for us. Furthermore, she explained in great detail the difference between using the vehicle's safety latch system versus using the seatbelt. Little did I know that most latch systems are not intended for use once the combined weight of the child and the seat exceed 60 or so pounds; and that you are to NEVER use the latches and the seatbelt together to secure the seat; as the seat is neither designed nor tested for this. Fast forward to April 2014 and my son had passed his 2nd birthday. We reached out to Trooper Matey again and she correctly placed his seat in the forward facing configuration. Easy as pie, and my child was thrilled to see the road ahead of him as he faced forward. Fast forward to January 2015, and our family really needed a car seat in my vehicle, as we were really limited with just 1 car seat in our family. Since I have a sports car and the rear seats are narrow, I reached out to Trooper Matey, who advise me that Diono made a narrow seat that should fit. Furthermore, if we had additional children, Diono seats can accommodate three across in most mid-sized cars. (Not gonna happen here, but it was good to know). I got a Diono Radian RXT and went back to Troop B. Even though there are several authorized installers on Wednesdays, Trooper Matey once again handled our newest seat installation. While doing the installation, she advised that since the combined weight of the seat and my son was nearly 60 pounds, I should use the vehicle's seat belt for the installation. I watched her press her weight (which is hardly any weight at all, as she is petite) onto the seat to compress it while she pulled the seatbelt out all the way and slowly released it so that it locked in place when it got to the right position. Heck, I didn't even know seatbelts had that capability. She showed us how to check for movement at the seatbelt and not at the front f the seat. This program is wonderful and I cannot recommend it enough. In fact, I wish it was mandatory, as there are a lot of people who are installing seats incorrectly. If you have ANY doubts about your child's car seat or just want to ensure that it is correctly installed, do yourself and your child a favor and reach out to Trooper Matey. Either she or one of the many talented & certified installation technicians will have you on the road in no time, and your mind will be a little more at ease knowing it was done correctly. Drive safely!

Found my car was broken into this morning. Called 311, and a very polite lady took my info and said…read morea squad would respond. About an hour and a half later an Officer came to my place (very quick time for a non-emergency). Officer L took the info, again, very nice, polite and called a fingerprint officer. Two more officers came out, no luck on the prints. I got a report number. My first dealing with the NOLA PD. Very professional.

ARREST BY OFFICER P/O D. WILLIAMS: On August 1,2025 I was…read morearrested on an old charge "simple criminal damage to property" dating back from January of 2022 , where a warrant was issued out for my arrest . I have had jobs and background checks since then , and I never knew that a warrant was issued out for my arrest ; until August 1,2025 where I went to get a background check for Orleans Parish ; where I was also arrested on a charge that statue of limitation had expired . It's stated by law in the state of Louisiana that the statue of limitations for simple criminal damage to property is 2 years . I was arrested on August 1,2025 , when the warrant was issued for January 2022 . When I saw Judge Johnathan Friedman at Magistrate court on Saturday August 2,2025 he informed me that he could not prosecute me for an old charge , when the statue of limitations has expired . I lost 2 jobs . I recently applied at Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office ; and was supposed to attend a physical for the Sheriff's department on August 2,2025 I missed due to me being incarcerated . Also at Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office where I was incarcerated , upon my release I was asked to sign papers stating that I received all of my belongings . They would not let me inventory my items before signing that document stating I had received everything, once I was able to open the envelope my $40 dollars in cash that was sent thru cash app earlier ,was not in my property. I did not receive my items from the Orleans Parish Sheriff's Department until after I signed the papers stating I received all of my items . When I finally received my items only after signing papers that I received everything back , my $40 in cash were missing ! When I looked on the paper I signed stating I received all of my items , I saw everything on the documents except my $40 in cash . When I asked the Sheriff's department for my money they told me to come back another time ! As of right now , I'm active seeking out employment because I lost 2 jobs due to being incarcerated. -TARANISHIA BROWN

The first time I came here I fell in love with the city. My first time walking down the streets, I…read morefelt like I had walked them before. Even though I wasn't a native, the city embraced me as if I were. It's a city rich in cultural history and I'm fascinated by its enchanting beauty, haunting past, and the resilient spirit of the locals. With every visit I discover something new and have mastered the catchphrases. Yup, native speak is different here. "Where y'at?" and "Making groceries" ain't what you think. Oh, and we are all die hard Saints Fans. Who Dat for life! When I see the dome, I know I'm home. The Big Easy is known for its delectable cuisine, unique culture, and lively music scene. My love for the Crescent city runs deep. When I walk outside, I love hearing the sultry sounds of jazz everywhere. When you're in NOLA you never know what to expect. There is always something to celebrate, and I love the thrill of catching a second line parade. I even got to participate in a few. It's a city where a stranger will make you feel welcome with their smile and invite you into their home for a drink or a bite to eat. It's a city filled with excitement, and the sense of community is strong. The culture is embedded in the DNA of the city, and it's embedded in me. "Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans?" I do, the minute I step on the plane back to Los Angeles.

New Orleans is a city of intrigue for me. Food that reminds me of the Blue Bayou in Disneyland,…read moreAnaheim. Jambalaya, Gumbo, po boys, alligator, beignets at more places than Cafe Du Monde and the French Market. I love to see the colorful painted houses, two storied homes with stairs and columns. Graveyards so eloquent with tall immortal houses some even taller with sweet faced angels with wings on top. We visited midweek so not much going on. Many shops closed at 5 pm yet in other parts of the city some were open even at 9 pm. The looming tales of vampires and voodoo, ghosts have the element of mystery and wonder. You can quell your curiosity by joining a tour.

Gretna is a great little city on the westbank. The city has low crime, friendly residents and great…read moreplaces to eat. Gretna is not without its issues. The city does employ several mobile speed enforcement cameras throughout the city. Gretna hosts the Gretna Heritage Festival each October which is a top notch festival. The festival offers great food, games and national music acts. If you haven't been, its about time you take a trip to Gretna. If your looking for a great place to live, I also encourage you to check out Gretna.

What can I say about Gretna that I won't feel like puts me on the radar…read more... First of all, Greta is three square miles. Do not speed in even one of those square miles. You are being watched either by an officer, or one of the scores of speed and red-light cams in the city. The tickets for speeding run you about 140 a pop. It is one of the very few incorporated cities in Jefferson Parish. It is essentially a suburb of New Orleans, on the west bank of the Mississippi River. Gretna has a long history of police and government corruption. It's quite the read...... They are known for their police academy, and their voracious desire to enforce the law. There are all kinds of really cool old buildings in Gretna; there is even an old train station. There are even a few really good restaurants, and they sell fireworks here at the various holidays. They are legal in Gretna; buy not elsewhere in Jefferson Parish. It is also the home of the Gretna Heritage Festival, a festival started in 1994 that often has really big name musicians playing. If you feel like tossing the dice, take a speedy ride through Gretna, then watch your mailbox for a surprise speeding ticket!

Beautiful church dedicated to the NOLA Police and Firefighters. The church was adorned with many…read morebeautiful saint statues and stained glass. The service and priest are wonderful. The warmth and charm of this iconic church was lovely. There is a nice gift shop next door and a beautiful grotto for prayer and reflection outdoors. A hidden treasure in NOLA not to be missed.

An absolutely gorgeous and historic chapel as well as a former mortuary. It is actually the oldest…read morestanding church in NOLA, and is the designated church for NOPD & NOFD. The Lourdes grotto is awe inspiring, and you simply must be present to feel its weight. The painted ceiling, the alters, it's all so moving. The parishioners will immediately welcome you with love in their hearts, and the Jazz Mass on Sundays is simply not to be missed, you will never experience a Mass like this outside of New Orleans. A must for all Catholics! Postscript, I didn't take photographs, as I deemed it inappropriate for myself (not judging those who do). P.S.S. there is a gift shop!

Back in 2018 I sent the Mandeville police department video of an incident and many documents…read morerelative to a retired Texas cop of 25 years who battered me in Mandeville on 8-31-2018. He also lied on the police report many times and I sent their team detailed information and a video of the incident documenting this fact. I have stage 4 cancer metastasis in my spine. I am a fall risk and I could have been severely injured. I said nothing to this unsafe retired cop to provoke him. In fact he came towards me and SLAPPED my hands really hard and said "don't you touch me!" He tried to start something. He then grabbed my shirt and pushed me backwards about 20 feet into some equipment. I almost fell. I inquired about filing charges against this man with MPD. No one would respond to my return receipt certified letters and video. They closed the case! This unsafe retired cop from Texas is walking around Scott free. Battery is a crime. I also filed an addendum to the police report that refuted the lies via video. These LOW INTEGRITY cops took out the addendum. The raw report makes me look bad and wrong. Thank you MPD for your following of the laws and fairness. TYPICAL. These same cops were allowing a business owner to illegally park their vehicles in the State right-of-way and in the horizontal sight distance triangle. I made a complaint with LADOTD to try and fix this unsafe problem. You couldn't see around vehicles at this business when pulling out of adjacent driveways!!! LADOTD posted NO PARKING signs out front of this business. These cops still allowed these defiant people to park in the right-of-way even after the District traffic engineer told the owners on 3 separate occasions that they couldn't park there. MPD was VERY aware of these contacts via emails. Maps and documents were sent to the appropriate parties and it now "seems" like the law is now being obeyed contrary to MPD's warped stance. I was at a local grocery store. I was calling these cops to tell them that a man was illegally parking in the fire lane. The man that was in the fire lane threatened to punch me in the nose, because I called the police. I filed a complaint with these cops about this incident. I gave them his out of State license plate. The plate number was wrong so no tie could be made to the law breaker. Well two weeks later I see this same man at the grocery store. I call these cops again. The new cop takes down the license plate number and eventually gives it to the cop that took my original complaint. The original cop did not follow through & contact the lawbreaker for threatening me. He said that the out of State plate number was one character off from the original plate number I gave him. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME??!! I told him that was the guy! That had to be the correct plate number. ONE CHARACTER OFF?! HE NEVER followed through. TYPICAL MPD BEHAVIOR. I file complaints against these cops for poor driving habits etc. I post some videos of this inappropriate behavior online. I believe they don't feel they have to treat citizens fairly and appropriately if they file complaints or don't like most cops in general. MPD IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

Very pleasant arrest experience. I was pulled over for looking lost, trying to find a house I was…read moredelivering food to, and found out I had an attachment for an alleged unpaid 9-year-old ticket. I was booked at the station, and released with a new court date. The arresting officer was very cordial, and laughed at all my cop jokes. He was very apologetic for a few clerical problems they had within their system and office equipment, and made sure I was comfortable while I was there. 10/10 would get arrested by MPD again.