Hmmm, to Go Mammoth Volleyball League, many hopes I had. Excited, I was. Ready, my friends and I…read morewere, for spikes and serves, blocks and digs. But begun, the season has not. Delayed it is. Over and over again, delayed it is. Frustrating, it is.
Mmmm, patience, a Jedi must have. But this, even Yoda cannot endure. Like Tatooine in a sandstorm, confusion there is. Week after week, "Start soon, we will," they say. Soon, how soon is it? Like finding a good droid on Jakku, impossible it seems!
Expected, I did, the start of the league. Yet, vanished it has. Like Alderaan, no sign of it there is. Each week, another delay. Frustrated, many players are. Gather we did, with hope in our hearts. Instead, we sit and wait. And wait. And wait.
Communication, they lack. In a galaxy far, far away, perhaps the organizers are. Informed, we are not. Frustration leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to...well, not good volleyball, that is.
Funny it might be, if sad it were not. Ready to play, we are. Yet playing, we are not. Like training with a broken lightsaber, pointless it feels. Solution, I have not. Only words of advice, I offer: better, they must do. Start the league, they must. Disappointed, my team is. Disappointed, many teams are.
Join again, will we? Uncertain, that is. Trust in the Force, we try. But trust in Go Mammoth Volleyball League? Vanishing, it is.
Review score, I give: Two stars out of five. For hope, one star. For frustration, the other.
To the future, I look. Better days, I hope for. Ready to play, always we are. But waiting, forever we will not.
Play, may we soon. If not, to the dark side of dodgeball, perhaps we turn.