Do you like beige? Yes? Then this is the hotel for you…read more
Everything about this place is mediocre; the functionally bland rooms with their tiny en-suites, the price, the food, the location, the frustratingly slow wifi and the colour scheme. Beigeness. And that's not even a real word.
The website description starts with the excitement inducing sentence:
'This welcoming hotel is less than 5-minutes drive from junction 15 of the M4 and 2 miles from central Swindon.'
QED.
Incidentally, waiting 90 minutes for room service is not pleasant. I actually gnawed part of my arm off due to the hunger. No doubt the restaurant was busy and it's near Christmas and blah blah blah.
On the plus side the staff are nice enough and very helpful. In addition, there is a swimming pool, sauna, Jacuzzi and gym for all your fitness needs. Oh, it's also close to a steam museum...
So, if you're the sort of person who likes to stay in cheap, clean and vapid environments for a night, don your M&S khaki trousers and drive your Toyota Corolla down the M4 for a fun-filled yawn-fest.
This place achieves in providing you with everything you need but nothing you really want.