I've come here infrequently for a decade and the move to online automated dj is terrible. The idea…read moreis you pay for a personal experience right? This is the opposite. L

Came in on a Wednesday night and it was no dancers on the stage yet but then again it was still…read moreearly so no big deal, I get a few drinks and sit by the bar and like 15 minutes later this slim blonde hair women pushes up on my elbow and my dumb ass almost spill my drink, she introduced herself and after a short convo I got like 3 floor dances with her and she was not too bad but I declined on going back stage with her, I did end up going V.I.P. With another slim girl with short hair and I was enjoying her dancing so much I had to tip her overall I had a good night.

My flight out kept getting delayed and I kept getting angry. I turned that anger into sexual…read morefrustration and came to the Crazy Horse. It's a skip and hop from Hopkins airport and a good place to relax before or after the flight! I used to come here as a young man. Those days are long gone and now I'm the sad old man that I used to scoff at. Times have changed. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas.

My domestic partner and I had a lot of fun here…read more There is a $5 cover charge/door fee per person. You must show government identification. The girls varied in shapes, sizes, proportions, and styles. They were all beautiful, friendly, and talented in their own ways. The dancers would come over to the bar and table areas to try to converse with the clientele and make their bread on dances and private rooms. Many of the performers were topless, though not all, and some wore small pasties or tape versus having fully nude chests. The music selections were modern and fun. The venue had a couple of stages with poles, about a half-dozen or so smaller tables and chairs, a bar in the back with a dozen or so beer selections and lots of liquor options, a few televisions with sports on them, and an area for lap dances. I assume that the venue also had a very-important-person (VIP) room and a champagne room, though -- if it did -- we did not visit those on this occasion. I did not see any food being served. The atmosphere was comfortable, fun, and lit well enough to see but was -- overall -- darker, which we had liked. Not too many bright lights except for the stages. A lap dance is $20 per person, and the house takes its cut of that, so don't forget to tip the dancers and servers! Overall, as a first experience for newbies, we had a really great time and would definitely consider returning with friends in the future.

Very chill vibe on a weeknight. Great bar service. Didn't try the food. Classy layout and…read moreaccoutrements. No obnoxious dj. More of a proper gentleman's club. The dancers were beautiful and charming. Definitely one of my favorite clubs in the Midwest.

Have been here multiple times hoping it will be better than the last. The girls rarely come up to…read moreyou, bathrooms and general area outside them smells terribly of sewage. Drinks are super expensive as well as expensive cover. Tonight it was completely dead. 10 minutes after paying cover, only saw one girl walk by, manager comes up to my friend and I demanding we buy something if we weren't throwing money. We asked if we could have a few minutes to see other girls before buying a dance or tipping. They said we could leave or buy something so we left. Terrible experience

Absolutely beautiful club. Intimate setting with the best girls and bar staff in the city…read more Amazing experience!

I had an absolutely fantastic time! Met some nice ladies and had some drinks. Used a VIP room, and…read moreit was great! Out of all the people I met, Solana is my absolute favorite! She's cute, sweet, loves to laugh, and is a great dancer! Definitely recommend going!

Never been to this place but would recommend going service is great wide section and value with the…read morebuy

Adultmart is where it's at! Do you want to get freaky? They got you covered while you are uncovered!read more

So last night i Still was waiting for my third beer and the server was too busy chatting and…read moretalking too two guys instead of doing her job also there was only one dancer on the main stage there are too many old guys stilling lap dances i did not even get one i will never go back too that place there are not the same since covid

Good smelling girls. Nothing crazy, more energy would be nice. A lot of diversity, different…read moreflavors for any kind of sampler.

Nice looking women. Always have a great time. Hats off to the one who took my belt off of me and…read morebeat me with it. Epic experience

Absolutely a complete scam... charged 80 dollars for a single and a half dance from an extremely…read morepushy dancer... forced into buying her two drinks, then forced to the back by being pushy, she tells me 55 a song... I say no thanks and she says I will take 40, shes sitting on me and charged me for the half song, kept going when ended and I asked for change from 100 and she gives me 2 10s.... I say something to the supposed "security" and they tell me the dancers are contract, can set their own prices and the price is discussed in the floor, prior to going in the private area... which never fuckin happened... I will never be back and I strongly suggest to all men... it isnt worth it And to be honest, she wasnt all that

Great spot right off the highway. HOT girls. Even the day…read moreshift squad are all lookers. Stiff drinks, good service. It looks like they're in the process of updating the decor. Classic gentleman's club vibes. Im sure ill be back ;)

One dancer after a private dance demanded I "tip" a 2nd dancer "because" ... a swift no followed,…read moreshe did not try to scissor my face so why does she deserve a tip?

Came here at 11:00pm on a Saturday and it was dead af. Literally I can count how many people was…read morethere on 1 hand. And there was 0 dancers...like nun at all.

Great atmosphere, large variety of girls. Large variety of liquors beers and specialty drinks. $5…read morecover charge after 8pm. $30 VIP dances

Fine enough neighborhood bar, but not much in terms of a bikini club. I stopped by on a Monday…read morenight, just as happy hour was ending. Happy hour is from their opening at 6PM until 8PM. I got a bottled beer for a good price. The bartender was friendly and she said the girls were arriving soon. She wrote two names on the dancer board, so I had some hope. Had a few beers and watched ESPN until about 9:30. No dancers had arrived by the time I left.

Not a bad place. Some days are hopping. And some days aren't. However Some people give reviews in…read moreorder to destroy business. To promote their own personal agendas.