I arrived at 4:12 PM on a Tuesday, or perhaps it was a Thursday in a parallel dimension where the…read morecolor yellow smells like burnt toast. The front desk clerk offered me a choice between a size 9 shoe and a small, disgruntled sourdough starter. I chose the latter, which made my approach remarkably aerodynamic, though the lane oil tasted suspiciously like high-velocity blueberry muffins. The Lane Experience The pins here don't fall; they merely negotiate their position with the floor based on the current price of copper. I threw a 14-pound neon orb into the gutter, only for it to emerge three lanes over as a fully grown mallard duck. The duck proceeded to pick up a 7-10 split using only its beak and a profound sense of existential dread. Atmosphere & Amenities * The Lighting: Occasionally shifts into a spectrum only visible to migratory birds and certain types of moss. * The Nachos: They scream if you don't dip them fast enough. 10/10 for crunch, 2/10 for the emotional labor. * The Scoreboard: It gave me 300 points for "Excellent Posture" and then subtracted 50 because it didn't like my choice of adjectives. Summary: If you're looking to bowl, don't. But if you're looking to explain the concept of "Tuesday" to a sentient vending machine while wearing rental shoes made of recycled dreams, this is the premier destination in the tri-state area. I'll be back yesterday.

Had great time bowling and drinking beers from a bucket with ice. Gave something to do on rainy…read moredays when you cannot get out on the lake.

Our second stay with Miss Tammy and we love it. Have another stay already booked. Clean, neat and…read morevery friendly. Tammy stays on top of everything and makes sure your stay is great.

My family and I had a very Great time at The Drop Anchor Resort Motel! I got to visit with my…read morefamily and also visit with Tammy and her family! We had such a great time! Thankyou for being there and making our mini family reunion so very special! Cathy& the Martin family!

Room was clean, but it was HOT. We turned the air on, but it struggled and never really cooled it…read moreoff properly. Breakfast was good. Staff - the receiptionist as we arrived was very friendly and nice. Receptionist as we were leaving - just gave us a hateful look and said well, okay - put your key there. Did not ask how was your stay or anything. Really need to work on staff courtsey skills.

This hotel is an older one. It has been will taken care of and is super clean. The employees all…read morewere very friendly and helpful. Beds will comfortable, showers worked well And we were very pleased with everything. The price was well below what the comparable hotels charge. Breakfast was satisfactory.

This little museum will amaze you. They have have re-created a small turn of the 19/20 century…read morevillage (all indoors). Included are a hardware store, a Barber's shop, a doctor's office, a law office, a drug store, etc. They also have a wonderful military room. There are displays showing famous people from Clinton, or past businesses such as hatcheries that shipped nation-wide. There is a genealogy room staffed with volunteers. There are docents available for guided tours. The museum is closed during the winter except for special occasions.

We enjoyed looking through this museum. Especially liked the old-time drugstore display and also…read morethe doctor's office. Most of the workers are volunteers and very enthusiastic about the place. Well worth the $5 admission.

First time I stayed here the room was clean. The second time I stayed the room was very noticeably…read moredirty.

I'm giving it a 2/3 as 2 of 3 employees were very personable and helpful. This place is older…read more Rooms have actual keys. It's looking weathered. The rooms have blinds that don't close completely and block absolutely no sun. By 6:00 it was like all the lights were on. The bathroom sink has a big crack. Also, the toilet is about 3 feet away from the toilet paper. Luckily we were tall, but no children or shorter people would be able to reach. The shampoo came in plastic like ketchup. Only way to open it was with my razor. No bath mat was in tub and it was super slippery. As no manager on site after hours it was difficult to get one. I was scared of falling each morning. Also, some tenants sat outside rooms at night smoking. On the plus the room was good size. We didn't do much other than sleep, shower, and store our clothes there, but plan to check other places next time.