We spent an evening at An Seòmar's Highland Nights experience, which we pre-booked with dinner and…read moreadmission. The experience overall was okay but not quite as lively or fun as what we experienced at the other nearby dinner/music venues on Church Street.
We arrived right on time for our reservation and were the only people in the spacious venue. A few tables filled in during our entire time there, but it never quite got to the level where it was even a quarter filled. So the energy for a venue like this, which relies on the audience reaction and engagement, never got to where we wanted it to be.
On top of that, sitting opposite the stage in the back (or possibly the front, as that's where the entrance was) there were a few locals, possibly friends of the band, who came in and didn't seem to care at all that anything was happening on the stage that people paid to see. They were quite loud, especially during the times when the storyteller was on. We were sitting as close as possible to the storyteller...very front row, and he was standing directly at our table throughout his time, and we had a very hard time hearing him. For an experience like this, we expected a bit more in production value...at the very least, give the storyteller a microphone. We shouldn't be straining to hear him in the front row. At the very least, if people are making enough noise in the back of the venue to distract the audience (and the storyteller himself) from actually hearing, shouldn't the staff be aware of that and try to manage the situation?
The dancers were endearing and gave a very simple glimpse into Ceilidh dancing.
The band (a guitarist and an accordionist/singer) were really good...BUT since this was billed as "Highland Nights," a traditional Scottish experience...they leaned heavily in their early set on music from Ireland...enjoyable but, as best as I can tell, Ireland is not Scotland. Also, when they weren't playing the joined their friends in the back of the venue and were part of the noise problem distracting us from hearing the storyteller. If you're a performer at a venue, you deserve the attention of the people in the room, and you should certainly not be part of the problem when you're not on the stage distracting people from hearing people who are.
The food was not ok...I had the veggie haggis...among the better tasting ones I had in Scotland, though it came in patty form, which was weird or at least different from all the other places serving it we tried. The sticky toffee pudding was a bit rubbery, and the apple pie (which was more of a cobbler) was very sweet and nothing to write home about.
The storyteller was a little bit funny but more of a teacher than a storyteller...giving interesting bits of info about the culture, including a full-on kilt demonstration...but he was not really a storyteller per se.
Our server worked very hard to take care of us and was very attentive.
The rest of our nights in Inverness, we experienced the truly lively, energetic music rooms nearby on Church Street, all of which had full menus. If you're looking for music and food, they are probably a better bet than this place. If you're looking for Highland culture, the similar experience at another venue at the end of the street is probably better. Everything was kind of perfunctory, like a demonstration as opposed to a cultural presentation with any kind of production value. We're not sure it was worth paying in advance for the cultural experience we were hoping for here.