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    Secret Square

    4.5 (10 reviews)
    InexpensiveFrench, Strip Clubs, Cabaret
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    Formal (Jacket Required)
    Good for dancing
    Good for groups

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    Théâtre Chochotte - Entrance

    Théâtre Chochotte

    3.9(25 reviews)
    4.4 kmSaint-Michel/Odéon, 6ème
    €€

    My other half and I dropped in on Friday the 8th of April not knowing exactly what to expect…read more After paying our entry price we wandered down to the small performance space and joined a half dozen men as the only couple at that point. The performances were certainly more on the artsy end of things than say a strip club (nothing against, my other half helped pay her way through law school stripping). We were struck with how well behaved the customers were, even with the language barrier we felt totally comfortable as did the performers, a fact that became important later. Being a couple with an attractive female half, all of the performers paid us a little extra attention, which is nice and was not surprising. What did surprise us is when one of the performers came out and after doing her opening, clearly planned/rehearsed routine, decided to have some fun with us. She first pulled me down to the "stage" area, and put me in a chair facing the audience as if she was going to do a lap dance sort of number. She then brought my other half down and had her straddle me and encouraged us to make out, which was certainly nice. I knew my other half was in some very sexy underwear, and was teasing her about wishing I could show her off (but not knowing any rules there, did no more than I was instructed to do). As if on cue the lovely performer came over and slowly pulled my partners top off, giving her plenty of opportunity to stop it, but she decided to go with it. The bra even got a note of approval from the performer. A minute or two later, she returned and unhooked my partner's bra and removed it tossing it to the side. There was some light petting all while my partner sat on my lap still grinding a bit. Then the performer kept going, and so did my partner...she was pulled up and had her tight jeans pulled off her (revealing the rest of the matching set of underwear). Lastly, the performer put my hands on my partners panties, clearly giving us the option to continue or stop. In for a penny...I worked the panties down thus leaving my partner in less clothing than the performer. Next the performer got to my shirt, removing it and then undoing my pants...and around then her 15 minute set was ending and I think she was actually caught by surprise when the music stopped as she was having fun. We all grabbed our clothing and quickly redressed to some applause, with the performer heading to the dressing room and the two of us taking our seats back in the audience. We stayed for a couple more sets, but we were more than worked up enough at that point to retreat to our Airbnb and finish our "dance". All in all a great night and a perfect memory of our trip to Paris. If you were one of the other customers that evening, we were not plants, we were just tourists with very open minds and comfort with nudity. Hope you enjoyed the extra "performer" that night.

    Theater ChoChotte is sultry, artistic, and deliciously intimate. Burlesque meets immersive erotica…read morein a candlelit basement. The performers are stunning and original, with acts that range from cheeky to downright hypnotic. We've been half a dozen times and seen everything from pirate-themed stripteases to wax-dripping witch goddesses. It's sexy without being sleazy, and couples are treated like royalty. Pro tip: go early, catch a few shows, then head to a libertine club after. It's the perfect foreplay. Read our full review deep dive here: https://www.vanillaswingers.com/skip-moulin-rouge-theatre-chochotte-is-the-sexiest-show-in-paris/

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    Aviation Club de France

    Aviation Club de France

    2.7(3 reviews)
    0.8 kmChamps-Elysées, 8ème
    €€

    Horrible! I have played poker all over the world and thought this would be a highlight of all those…read moreexperiences. Firstly, you have to pay a €100 membership fee that only runs the calendar year no matter when you purchase it. Secondly, they collect €20/hr to play 2/4NLH! The action was slightly above average but the play wasn't soft either. It is virtually impossible to get out of this place with your shirt on. Worse yet, non-French people are treated like third class customers and they make up the rules as they go along to favor natives/locals. Unreal! An Aussie was first to act and says "okay" as-in "okay, here's what I'm going to bet ..." (No hand motion at all) and the little beret wearing frenchie quickly checks behind. Aussie challenges this and the floor rules that because there was no person playing after the frenchie that action had ended for that street. Another funny is if you bet out of turn and someone who had yet to act before you then folds, you can take your bet down or change it to higher number! I couldn't believe gravity was holding my seat to the floor when I saw that happen (and confirmed again by a different floor manager and two other dealers.) If you plan on being thirsty while playing, please call at least one day ahead to place your order with the ancient valet, he should be right on time with a piss warm beverage. AVOID!

    From the owner: Restaurant d'altitude Autrefois réservé aux aviateurs, ce club prestigieux et très fermé est…read moremaintenant fréquenté par des personnalités et des hommes d'affaires du monde entier venus jouer au poker, au backgammon ou au rami. Connu comme l'une des salles de jeux les plus réputées de Paris, le club accueille les épreuves du World Poker Tour. Il s'est doté d'un restaurant ouvert à toutes heures du jour et de la nuit pour ses membres et les autres.Comme sur les tables de jeux des salons voisins, différentes cartes sont distribuées au fil des heures : petit déjeuner anglais le matin, cuisine traditionnelle française le reste de la journée (Profiteroles de gésiers de canard confits au porto, Escalope de veau de lait, Pyramide Charleston), cuisine aux influences asiatiques pour les faims de nuit.

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