I have nothing bad to say about this place.
There's a bit of warm fuzzies associated with this joint - when my boyfriend lived in St Kilda I would need to catch the train to South Yarra station and then hop on another train to uni.
On those days I'd stay over at his, sometimes oversleep and think SHITSHITSHIT IM GOING TO BE LATE FOR UNI and waddle to the train station. I'd order a large hot chocolate or coffee at South Yarra Express with literally two minutes until my train arrived, I would be given my hot beverage with a smile and still have ample time to walk down the platform and get on my train to uni.
What I love about South Yarra Express is that they're fast. No pussyfooting around the machine, or the milk, or the tidy selection of hot and cold food they have available.
They don't try to engage you in bullshit small talk because they know you need caffeine. They know your train comes in three minutes and the platform is on the other side of the station. They know you want sauce with that and two napkins cos the hot food's so damn greasy. They understand your needs and it's awesome.
The prices aren't ridiculous, which is pleasantly surprisingly since train station take away prices tend to be on the stupid side. $2.50 for a regular hot drink and I'd still have enough spare change for my train ticket.
To be fair the coffee's pretty tasteless and the milk's always too hot, but it would be churlish to take off a star for that.
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