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    Stamperland Bowling Club

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    Parklands Hotel & Country Club - Michaels is the cafe/restaurant in Parkland Country Club and Hotel

    Parklands Hotel & Country Club

    3.7(3 reviews)
    2.6 mi•Newton Mearns, South Side
    •£££

    Was a member of Parklands for over 20 years and have to say it has had its ups and downs from…read moreCryptospyridium in the swimming pool, women and children defecating in the pool, men masturbating in the Jacuzzi and some of the horror stories i heard from some of the Gym assistants of the disgusting behaviour of members and not really the clubs fault to be fair is legend; from women walking into the swimming pool naked to someone "losing their bowels" outside the ladies toilet in the hall, it illustrates the quality of people living in Newton Mearns ie the fur coat and nae nickers brigade as it has always been know for as long as I can remember 39 years+ A lot of people complain about the prices but you pay for what you get , its Newton Mearns after all -The most up itself neighbourhood in Scotland with quite the most insufferable people to deal with so i feel sorry for the Gym staff and servers with what they have to put up with the NM Me, Myself and I brigade. You either pay the price and join and know it is expensive or you leave and go to a less salubrious club. Parklands is quality in many areas. The gym is jam packed with Hi-Tec Nautilus machines and provides a really cool place to workout in and surpasses my old club like the Ivy Court Leisure club in Shawlands that I was at previous to joining Parkies. The place at times was not well looked after with some of the gym equipment fraying and falling apart, the shower area having cracked tiles, broken showerheads and lots of little issues but in general the place is as pukka as you will find and although I have to say the prices are sky high they did do a refit which upgraded a lot of the problems. If you are a snob like me and prefer to workout away from the great unwashed and avoid the riffraff then Parklands is the perfect place to be, otherwise you can just go to John Lloyds in Deaconsbank or the massive one down in Giffnock and mingle with the scum, perhaps get your tyres slashed or mugged when you leave at night but if you try them; And I have! You will realise why Parklands is more expensive, it is just a better experience. Never seen a problem in Parklands since the early years when it first opened and all the n'eer do wells from the village started coming in for a swally and a fight on the Weekend, mind you they even had a local drug dealer who has done time for GBH working in the gym which was a bit of a surprise but maybe he is gone now...Hopefully but then there have always been drug dealers in any gym from Parklands to Ivy court punting their Anabol and steroid junky food so no change there then - They really should be careful with the fact there are quite a few Police officers and ex police officers like me working out there - Naughty naughty!!! All in all Parklands is a bit of an institution in the Mearns and in all my years I haven't found a more pukka club with the exception of Golds Gym in California or the Toliar in Slovakia so if you have money to burn, prefer to workout in a gym with other toffee nosed snobs who know the price of everything but the value of nothing, you will do quite well here!

    Kids are at a birthday party in one of the function suites so I'm having coffee and cake while I…read morewait for them. Michaels is the cafe/restaurant within Parklands. I'm not really sure where to classify it : it has the layout and atmosphere of a cafe but the staff and clientele are very formal. It feels slightly old fashioned but I seem to be in a minority because it's so busy!!! Ordered lunch once the rest of the family arrived. More confusion though - menu is quite simple: sandwiches, burgers, pasta, pizza etc. But the presentation was fussy and formal. The (burnt) kids pizza came with a side salad which was served in a cup and saucer. The (enormous) club sandwich came on a board rather than a plate. All a bit fussy for the simple food it should have been. The prices were OK - less than £5 for the kids main courses; an omelette was around £8. It was all ok and I won't be rushing back.

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