2 Stars really, but for LI I'll bump this bad boy up to 3. Here's a quick rundown: The Girls: There might be one cute one per shift. MAX. 4 others will prowl the floor for lap dances. One woman followed my friend to the ATM and took his receipt to see how much was in his account. Classic. The Drinks: Small, expensive, watered down The Vibe: Creepy at all times. The Experience: Awesome. Go there knowing it's kind of a dump and you will have a great time. Go there expecting to walk into Scores and you are in trouble, brotado. Enjoi read more

Barbie - the bartender on Wednesday nights is AMAZING!!! Great personality and energy!!! She made my night! read more

Love it. Bartender Anna worth the trip alone. Neighborhood bar where the girls happen to take their clothes off. lol. Very chill vibe. It's a strip club it's not cheap. Deal with it. read more

Was good a few years ago. Now all pesky beggars with attitudes. Constantly hassling men to buy them drinks to earn their commissions. It's not the worst, but definitely not the best. Bar is full of basic plain Jane's and the drinks are expensive. Go somewhere else. read more

The place also smells somebody I know sat down on the toilet and got crabs so I recommend you don't go there The women are sloppy their money hungry if you ask him to leave you alone they don't they keep bothering you. But like I said there is a lot of drugs going out of that place and they are putting cheap liquors into expensive bottles like absolute vodka dumped into belvedere because they've been caught before doing it. Don't go there the place sucks and so does management The only person that is a great manager is Eric that's it and he's only day shift so if you want to have a better time go during the day don't go at night you'll end up getting shot there they don't even search people when they walk in especially if they don't know you I mean especially if they know you. And I like to say it again Joe the manager and Bobby they're like buddy buddy cuz of all the drugs they sell together they're the two biggest b i t c h's I've ever met and I was one of their most biggest spenders there but like I said every dog gets his day. read more

Probably the worse strip club i have been to. The place is dirty, the girls are unattractive and the bartenders are unresponsive to get a drink. The clientele is ghetto and the atmosphere had such a negative vibe. Didn't finish my drink because I had to get the hell out of there read more

Extremely disappointed. Flat chested "women" that were almost half decent looking and go around asking you for a tip after every song. Ran out when the 50 year old grandmas came out to perform, did not want to see that at all. The bartenders were the ones that should have been dancing not what they have there. Bought a beer and mixed drink, came to $25...i rather pay more at gossip next time. read more

Topless entertainment. As topless places go, this place is definitely better than most. Back in the day, when I worked for a small electronics company in the area, I would take a bunch of my engineers out to this place - believe me, this was as close to a girl many of them would ever get- the girls would have as much fun as the geeks... The girls there are fine, the place is small and the prices, while steep, are not crazy steep. All in all, so long as you are a normal functioning adult male, you can have a fun time there and get out without having to mortgage the house. Parking lot around the perimeter. read more

There are only two reasons for me to end up at a strip club, other than a breakfast buffet. 1. my sneaky guy friends tell me they're driving me home or to my car then take me there kidnap style or more likely; 2. my stubborn guy friends decide they're going no matter what I say and I'm not ready for the night to end yet. So it's Wednesday night, New Years Eve Eve and I realize I need to comply if I want to keep the night going. Keep in mind that I'm there because I'm a drunk, not because I'm trying to prove how sexually liberated I am, though, so this place is only three stars to me because it's way, way too cramped. You're literally brushing past people to find a space, standing next to strangers, smooshed against horny men. Highlights: The girls here are actually very pretty and they're fun. It's not like clubs in the city where they care too much about looking hot and sexy, these girls are laughing, making jokes with patrons. I have no idea how much drinks cost because I am a woman in a strip club. Lowlights: 1. I was there in a turtleneck and jeans. My friend says "you're getting more attention than the strippers." Design flaw. You're way too close to the other guys in the bar. They still think they have a chance to get you home because you're a girl in a strip club and the space is too tight for you to hide behind your friends, no matter how big they are. 2. My friend hands me dollars and insists I give it to the stripper. I say "what's the most dignified way for me to give this to you?" She pushes her boobies together. "Do you speak Russian?" I ask (the only thing I know how to say in Russian.) "I grew up in Smithtown." I am a stripper racist. 3. After a barrage of men hitting on me, a voice from behind me says "Didn't I hook up with you?" I turn around indignantly, about to give the guy a piece of my mind only to find that it's a guy I kissed in a bar a couple of years ago. read more

This was a disappointment the only great thing about this club was the dancer Nicolle who was beautiful and a great dancer. The other two dancers didn't dance or care about being there and they constantly stopped to check their texts and even made a phone call. This place needs to hire good dancers. read more

Honestly, the only reason for my high rating is because Carousel lets you smoke indoors. I'm not even a smoker, but I do appreciate that sort of freedom. I'm also not some libertarian nut, or conservative fuckwad. I just think it's cool. The bartenders can be friendly, and there are quite a few gorgeous dancers. It's just your average strip bar honestly. Definitely worth a trip if you're a smoker though. read more

Went with my boyfriend, girls are disgusting. Drinks over priced and watered down, girls were walking out of the bathroom with leftover cocaine on their faces. Bartender Toni was very nice, so she gets 5 stars even though my vodka cranberry wasn't that great. One girl, had green buck teeth and smelled like she didn't shower in a month. Strippers are supposed to be hot, not look like a circus throwaway. Smells like old cigarettes, needs renovation very badly. We will stick to blush, classier place and prettier girls. Never attending again, worst strip club experience read more

4 Stars for the complimentary BBQ yesterday. They cleaned the place up nice. Great Stop when your in the H Town area. The talent is on the older side. read more

Not a bad place. A little seedy but what strip joint isn't? It is a smoker friendly place with many girls available. The private dances are anything but, with the bouncer constantly checking in on you, but for $20 on a saturday it is not a bad deal. Well worth it with no cover. The bartenders are very friendly and know where they are working. No attitudes. It is not Gossip, but it works if you want to see some ladies dance and don't want to spend $500. read more

Always a good time at the cell. Haven't had my credit card or pockets ran up yet so that's good for a star. Not the cleaniest or neatest place but I come here for the booze and cooze. Not too many skeezy Russian girls here either looking to give you a back massage and steal your identity which is nice read more