"HONESTLY....JUST A HUGE BIG RIP-OFF...."
I'm sitting here eating a bowl of nutri-grain, after having just returned from a '10 COURSE MEAL' at TOKYO TEPPANYAKI in Chapel Street, South Yarra....
In fact, my whole family are hopping into a big bowl of cereal, here with me, as I write....they wanted McDonalds afterwards, but I just couldn't acquiesce - I told them it was too late to eat fast food...but really, I was kinda too angry....
Anyway I'd bought a groupon voucher for 4 adults - Made a booking for this evening - Cost $169 plus $25 for 4 mineral waters...taking the car, I'm driving, so alcohol free tonight... That's almost $50 each, and I tell you the total food we got would have NOT filled a medium sized dinner plate, each...Just bloody truly absolutely embarrassing...!
What we got was nice..no doubt about that..the 4 strips of beef was good, so too the tiny mound of terriyaki chicken, but you cannot seriously call 3 small pieces of grilled squid a course...can you? Nor, 4 tiny pieces thin white fish? And neither 1 grilled prawn...a course?? Can you...?? Seriously?? AND NO VEGETABLES TO BE FOUND..NOT ANYWHERE - I do not call the chopped spring onion and grated carrot in the twinsy bowl of VEG fried rice,,a VEGETABLE dish..
And their use of a ball of butter and some serious salting on everything, whilst grilling, was just AN ANATHEMA - GOING AGAINST ALL THE NOTIONS OF EATING A HEALTHILY GRILLED JAPANESE MEAL..it all tasted the same - of butter, salt and soy sauce....
And if I want entertainment...I'd rather buy 4 tickets to the circus...I honestly did not enjoy having a burning hot piece of omelette tossed into the nape of my neck...still got A RED MARK FROM IT...quite UNBELIEVABLE...!!
After the final course, a tiny creme caramel with 1/2 scoop vanilla ice-cream, we got up to go...the people beside us asked "is it over..?", "yes, I answered, that's it..", "you're kidding" they said "we thought that was the entree! What a joke!", "yes, we won't ever be coming back.." I replied.
Well, the phenomenon I just cannot get over is this...Why are they so God damned busy....? My boys said it's cos there are so many people in Melbourne..none of them have to be return customers, and the restaurant will still do well....This doesn't wash with me....
I think it's because if you pay HALF price, you get HALF or LESS THAN HALF a feed, and if this is the case....then steer clear of any and all TOKYO TEPPANYAKI DEAL VOUCHERS - It's a great big con....
All in all - don't get ripped off..Pay $100 each, and get a decent taste..
TROUBLE IS - SO MANY PLACES IN MELBOURNE to spend $100 each at..where you can truly dine - Don't bother with Tokyo Teppanyaki at all....
Visited on a Sunday evening in September for a set menu Dinner with my family of 4. read more