didn't like the club. My friend was not even drunk and she was kicked out because she tripped over…read moreuneven flooring.

Fucking pricks !!! My shoes weren't elegant enough . Fuck them !!! Waisted money on uber to hear…read moreLatin music to be turned down at door. Well I'm sorry that In the states Ralph Lauren is considered elegant shoe wear you fucks !! Fuck montezuma except the nice bouncer that recommend me to another club that would consider my shoes elegant! Also fuck the fake manager bitch , doesn't even look like a manager. Any problems with this rating, come see me pussies !!

LV Lounge is a great local drinking spot in the Little Venice vicinity…read more Full of locals, this classy hole-in-the-wall is a great place to come for pre-West End clubbery drinks or to spend the duration of the evening. I love the decor at the LV Lounge - tasteful monochrome is the theme throughout the bar, with contrasting hints is always a hit with me. The over-sized mirrors and decorative drinking glasses provide a warped sense of Alice In Wonderland style perspective while there... Especially after a few of their carefully crafted cocktails! Service is always top-notch here. I would say that this is the area that brings the majority of the repeat custom to this place. Friendly and welcoming, funny and sincere. Always fantastic. The little kid in me is always awakened when I am on the lower level to this place... THEY HAVE OLD-FASHIONED SWEETS DOWN THERE! Yup, Refreshers, Banana Skids, Love Hearts, Fizzers... It makes me want to go there right now, for that alone. The LV Lounge has food delivery arrangements with local top-notch restaurants. My preference is to have sushi delivered while supping a few drinks. What more can ask for? So all in all, a fantastic, one-of-a-kind Lounge Bar. Without a doubt, my favourite place of it's kind in London.

This place was lovely. Small cozy place with absolutely amazing cocktails. This is a really nice…read moreplace to cozy around with dim lights and great music. It is a little out of the way but completely worth it. The owners are so warm and hospitable. The vibe of he place is good. It falls somewhere near upscale but not very. I would highly recommend this place for a romantic night with amazing cocktails.

Love this bar!! Sophisticated, relaxed and WONDERFUL cocktails (not only do they taste good but the…read morepresentation is pristine). Naturally I wouldn't expect anything less from a Hilton Hotel and I certainly wasn't disappointed. The bar staff (and manager) were very friendly and attentive, the lounge itself was beautiful and lots of seats were available (and it was a Friday night). It's a very brightly decorated bar with a contemporary look. I also love that you get bar snacks to accompany the drinks. I will definitely be back to sample more tasty cocktails.

Interesting late night experience here. I was looking for a bar open late and found this place on…read moreyelp. The bartenders were a bit gruff, but the drinks were well made. As my partner and I were finishing our drinks, a fight broke out and we were treated to the sound of smashing glass. Fortunately, the bad actors were escorted from the premises promptly, and to my delight, the manager came by to offer everyone a round on the house, even though last call had been made. This was much appreciated.

This review pertains to the hotel restaurant below the bar, not the bar itself. We had a superb…read moredinner, enjoying sumptuous food in an elegant dining room. This restaurant is a luxury experience, and worth fully what one spends. We dined pre-Prom and made known time and dietary constraints, all of which were observed perfectly. Wonderful corgette, vol au vent, lamb, and beef. Find wine selection. An excellent choice for a special occasion.

For what's around this area, bar 190 is amazing!!! Very cozy, could be slightly warmer, espresso…read moremartini's are fantastic, cauliflower soup is good but not outstanding.... Fair for the price. Service was good.

Portobello Lounge is located at The Muse at 269, but it is -not- The Muse at 269. That would be the…read moreart gallery next door. Plus, according to the bartender behind the counter, they're under different ownership as well. Whew. With all of that confusing business out of the way... It's worth noting that their website apparently hasn't been updated yet to reflect that they no longer have a chef here. Ergo, they no longer serve food. It's questionable whether or not they'll look to replace their chef (who departed less than a month ago at this point), so if you're looking to nip in for a nibble and a show, you'll only get half of that experience. Not to worry, there are plenty of edibles within walking distance. Similarly, this past Wednesday evening found me standing at the bar, asking if they had a cocktail menu. Bartender: Sorry, we don't have menus right now. Me: As in... you're -out- of menus? Or you don't have a cocktail menu at all? Bartender: We don't have any at all right now. They're being redone. Me: Oh. But you serve cocktails? Bartender: Not at the moment. We have various liquors... Me: How about a gin and tonic? Bartender: I can do that. Me: Great then. I'll have two. When dealing with a bar situation where they don't really serve cocktails and are having new menus worked up, it's probably best to stick to basics. And it's generally hard to mess up a G 'n' T. A simple drink, smooth jazz, and great company make for a pleasant Wednesday night. If invited out again, I'd be totally willing to give Portobello Lounge another go. However, I can't say I'd make the haul of my own volition.

Delicious italian place with generous portions, properly cooked pasta, and sensibly priced coffee…read more(£1.50 for an espresso macchiato.) After an insalata caprese and a carbonara, I needed the coffee to digest. Service is lovely, the big windows at the front let it an abundance of light, and there were paintings on the wall from a temporary exhibition called "Quietude" which were lovely. A 2-course lunch for 2 (with coffees) was £30 with a good tip! No service charge is applied, so you leave what you wish. Looking forward to going again for lunch next time I go around portobello market. :) YUMMMM!

Uber popular, but I'm far from an uber fan. This place simply has to be breaking fire code on a…read moreregular basis... *always* stuffed with people to the gills, such that you can hardly walk, or even get a drink. Even when I've been lucky enough to have a table here, I don't enjoy it - you can't talk to people around you without shouting. I hardly even recall if there's music... the acoustics are so terrible that all you can hear is the chatter, chatter, chatter of other people. I'd say, scene or no scene, avoid this place... especially if people are spilling out the door. It's simply too cramped to furnish an enjoyable experience in my book. Although their fruity martini concoctions are pretty good - and deceptively strong!

Excellent spot for afternoon tea. Ambiance and service are both classy and polished, the sandwiches…read moreare tasty and presented properly, and the scones. Oh my. We ate so many scones because they were so good. Tea selection is as impressive as you'd expect, be sure to ask your server for suggestions as we were pretty overwhelmed and felt our first choices were the best, less so for the follow-on choices we made. I will note that I am not someone who frequents afternoon tea so there likely are nuances I've missed, and of course I have not tried most of their competitors. But all said, The Rosebery was an excellent experience.

What a beautiful experience this was! From the stunning decor to the amazing service, everything…read morewas perfect. The food was the most delicious I have ever had. I ate a lot and was blissfully full from all the amazing dishes. I am definitely coming back the next time I am in London!

Mind your step on Walton Street, you might slip and fall into 1992…read more But once you're there, it's not so bad, really. Neon's still pretty hot, and black leather and Asian prints are even hotter. In fact, you start to get very comfortable very quickly... Clinton's president, you're listening to Arrested Development rather than watching it (and waiting anxiously for the movie...) and Billy Ray is paving the way for Miley's acting lessons with his "Achy Breaky Heart." Snarky 90s-swanktastic decor criticisms aside, (hey, if Kate Moss can dig it, I'm sure I'm the lame duck in this story, not the interior decorator), the reason these fine folks are receiving 4 stars is their cocktail list. Classic and creative, I sampled one of the finest Sloe Gin's I've ever had the pleasure of sipping. My Rosmary Martini involved honey flavoured vodka shaken with fresh rosemary, and I oogled the fresh fruit selection they have at the bar to quench anyone's fruity-drink fantasy. This is certainly not everyone's cup of tea, but who wouldn't want to feel like they're in Miami Beach on any chosen weeknight?

Vendome is one of the fashionista hotspots - if you are lucky (or unfortunate depending on your…read moreopinion) enough to get invited to any London Fashion Week parties, the chances are Vendome will be one of the venues. It is a lovely bar/club with some nice seating areas although you will usually have to reserve one in advance. Lots of purple lighting, red suede seating and shiny floors and a mixed crowd who tend to include the 'it' people of London. The drinks are on the expensive side as you would imagine - around £8 for a spirit and mixer (although if you get invited here for an event make sure you make the most of the free champagne!). The music is fun - ranging from R&B, Hip Hop and Dance with the occasional famous guest DJ. Yes, it is on the pretentious side and not your jeans and trainers kind of place but you can certainly have a fun time here.

Went here for a late night drink after dinner. We only had one drink each. Mine tasted decent. I'd…read morebe curious about coming back to try other options from the menu. The server (maybe a manager) was very welcoming and helpful. Worth a stop if you're just looking to stay out a little longer at night.

The Eclipse in South Kensington is know for their bar keepers been trained in Ibiza, doing the most…read moreexotic cocktails. Performing by joggling the glasses and spinning the ice. After a dinner, this place is a good meeting point for a group of friends. As it is so popular there are bouncers at the door, letting only as many people in as there are going out. To be fair, this place is tiny and if it gets too packed you get to step onto each other's feet. There is a more casual bar on the ground floor; going down the stairs you will find yourself on the dance floor. Not many places around South Ken are open late, however, this one got a license until 2am, which makes you get into the dance move. You will find yourself surrounded by locals and an international mix. I often bump into Greeks and Germans. As Eclipse has more of a lounge feeling to it, you will find yourself talking to people you would otherwise not have met. If you are early enough, the main highlight is the bongo player, which brings rhythm into the bar. I would not plan my night around Eclipse, however, this is a great alternative to consider if you happened not to be on a guest list somewhere else.

After failing to find a table to eat at the upstairs business, we discovered this gem below. The…read moreservice was very welcoming and after hearing our difficulty upstairs our server took it upon himself to go upstairs and reserve us a table for after our drinks. I decided to let our server pick my drink since they all looked too good to decide. He brought me the best tasting cocktail! I tried three other drinks and they were all great. The drinks here are top notch, the service is the best I've ever had and the prices aren't too high. I definitely suggest you stop in here for a drink.

Wow, what a little gem this place is. My friend rented a room for his birthday; I don't know many…read moredecent places near Lancaster Gate so I didn't know what to expect, but super wow. Hidden away in the basement and lit only by candles it had a 'Tudor hideaway' feel about it; super romantic for those on a date. The real stars are the guys behind the bar. Cocktail geniuses whipping up amazing concoctions using smoke machines and sparks, they'll even create something off the menu if you can't pick. There are also homemade cocktails that have been aged in flavoured barrels. Super sexy. Only loses a star for being a bit of a walk, and fairly pricey.