1 Review - Not how clubs in Miami are supposed to operate…read more I've been to plenty of clubs in Miami and South Beach, so I know what's normal and what's not. This place is not it. Right from the start, the pricing felt intentionally unclear. Drinks were pushed immediately at $20 cash / $30 card with no real explanation, and it set the tone for the rest of the night. The biggest issue was how aggressive everything felt. Entertainers came up almost instantly and kept pushing for dances in a way that didn't feel optional. There was persistent pressure, and at times physical contact that crossed into uncomfortable territory without clear consent. It felt less like a nightlife experience and more like a system designed to get money out of you as fast as possible. I've never had this kind of experience at other spots in the area. Most places at least give you space to enjoy yourself and decide how you want to spend your money--this did not. If you're visiting Miami and looking for a good time, there are much better, more professional places to go. This one felt misleading and not worth it.

This is exactly what you want at a bikini bar. The girls super friendly smoking hot no cover. We…read moregot five Modelo's at a reasonable price. Had a great time with male & female friends. The Girls are very active & energetic. I would come back here again. Come here if you'd like to see Venezuela and Cuban butts. Definitely a hands-on place.

Another Miami "strip club" where the dancers on the stage don't really do any stripping. Most just…read morewalk around the pole fully clothed, with only a few actually doing any type of pole dancing at all. None got fully nude, only a couple removed their tops. Apparently if you want to actually see any of them naked, your options are private dances (3 songs for $100), some mid level VIP room ($500 for half hour), or the actual VIP room ($1,000 for an hour plus tips). So, I paid $20 per person to enter, $20 to park, and $14 per drink, for basically nothing.

Theyre good id go back its nothing magical but its pretty good. Good staff there too id come back…read moreforsure

They have the best chicken wings in MIAMI! And EVERY flavor you can imagine! Highly recommend their…read morefood! They have the best dancers and theirs service is great! Every Tuesday they have a 2$ Tuesday and Ciroc And Hennessy are a true 2$! Can't beat that... The staff are friendly

Good variety of ladies Music stayed lit…read moreTables service once seated ATM surcharge is $8.50

Yesterday I visited Bare Necessity strip club, conveniently located one block from Dadeland South…read moretransit station and adjoining a liquor store. A very nice old man with beautiful long white hair met me at the door and said I could come in for a few Bud Lights ($6 per Bud Light bottle). I explained I was killing time before catching the 1700 train. The atmosphere inside is so great if you like dives as much as I do; dark, smokie and not too loud in the afternoons. Their hours are noon - 0600 7 days a week. Although yesterday was my first day at a new job, it crossed my mind that I could apply at Bare Necessities because I have cellulite too; I would have to be a dancer because they don't schedule stand-up comedians and I don't know how to bartend ... but I did noticed the lovely gentleman with white hair being kind and mild mannered training some of the girls on bartending so maybe they train inexperienced bartenders. I enjoyed myself there so much yesterday afternoon I even called my dad to tell him about it and to remind him to visit me in Miami when I get settled. I am grateful to God and all those involved for having such a nice place near the transit station to sit down for a while on my way to and/or from my new job.

What the heck am I doing at a strip club? Great question! Normally I wouldn't be frequenting such a…read moreplace, however the band Buckcherry was having a concert. Being that I love the "rock n' roll", as the kids say, I definitely wanted to check them out. It was a bit of a complicated evening for me, but I was determined to see the show. I had to drop off two kids to different events which we're scheduled to end at 11 at 11:30pm respectively. The concert was scheduled to start at 8:00 so I thought, perfect, I'll drop them off and hit the show and then pick them up right after. I arrived at about a quarter to 8, and as I was going through security I just happened to ask one of the guys when the band was supposed to go on. He causally told me 11:00pm like it was totally normal to take the stage 3 hours after the start time. I was pretty taken aback, both the website and the ticket said 8:00 p.m.. Nowhere did it say the band was only starting at 11:00 p.m. I quickly came to the realization that I would not be able to stay for the show, which was unfortunate. Luckily it was only $40 for the ticket so it didn't sting too much. On the plus side the place was nice and the bar was cool too, but it's definitely not the kind of place I wanted to hang out at for a few hours even if I had the time. So if you're going here for the girls it's probably a five-star experience. For a concert it could be great, but definitely call ahead about start times.

They take your image and likelemess without permission (they take photos) and require IDs…read more For a place that is quiet 90% of the time it's stupid

Visited trapeze this past Saturday for the first time and I must say we were blown away, the staff…read morewas incredibly friendly and attentive from the moment we walked in, the crowd was mixed, a lot of young sexy couples and super friendly, they had the Argentina Fifa world cup game on which we loved cause we are big Messi fans, the music was excellent and the food looked delicious, it was a bit late so we didn't try it. A special shoutout to the DJ for creating an incredible atmosphere and fun sexy vibe, we will definitely be coming back, we have to explore the other part of the club, see you guys soon!!

Great place with awesome vibes. Buffet was good, music was good, and the decor was perfect.read more

Help says open till 6am - nope close @3am! Took a Lyft from another spot. To come…read moreFor entertainment and nope not open WHACK!

Open 7 days a week 11 am to 6 am Soon to be Miami's best strip club. And the girls are super prettyread more

Honestly, I want to give this place 3 1/2 stars because the high points are REALLY, REALLY high but…read morecompared to the opulence of male revues in Vegas, this place can't hold a candle. However the eye candy of the male persuasion is just as good, maybe even a bit better. I digress a bit, as it has been awhile since I've put my dollar bills to work like this. Even the service attendant, i.e. waiter was cute. I'll remember T's Argentinian accent and eyes. His disappointment in those gorgeous blues when we left was mirrored in my own. Reason for lack of stars; proximity to Miami Beach. This place is so damn far! $43.50 to and fro is just ridiculous. It's also difficult to find, if you don't know where you're going. Despite the travel time, my experience was lovely, the action received was quite hot despite my embarrassment and whenever I hear Lenny Kravitz's song, "I Belong To You," a big cheesy grin and blush will creep up on my face. Know this before you go b/c taxi drivers aren't knowledgeable of male revues (or so they say) it is located in the joint, The Booby Trap. it's all so classy sounding, isn't it. :D