Brewery or museum?
The ages old question asked by sensible…read moretourists while planning travel itineraries.
This place is a mixture of both... sort of.
It's a beer museum! :)
(Yay!!!)
... that doesn't serve beer. :(
(womp, womp.)
But it's actually still pretty cool... probably better if you can read the native language, though... but we still had fun.
If you're really into brewing, you could spend 1.5-2 hours here perusing the many levels easy. If you're just there for the heck of it, 45 minutes it's probably good.
Things to know:
// It's not free, admission runs about the cost of what a movie would cost you. A fair price, I'd say.
// It's more historic than novelty.
// Not at all hipster-y like you'd expect.
// It's set up kind of like a multi-level labyrinth with ups and downs at every wall so going through is never boring.
// They have a whole big area at the end that's a children's playground with some beer-themed play things. Teachin' 'em young. Awesome.
// SOME of the figures are animatronic and some are not. They bait you by showing you a bunch of mannequins that don't move, then BAM, you walk into a quiet room and all these robots start canoodling and making noises and drinking beer and it WILL scare the sh*t out of you, but once your heart stops beating out of your chest and your friends stop laughing at you, you'll appreciate the humor of it.
// Has a lot of info about the town, the Czech Republic, and Europe in general, so even if you don't care about beer, you can enjoy the historic portions of the museum.
// It's attached to a bar, so you can go get your booze fix after, should you so desire.