In today's episode of "Stuff my wife has me to do because I would never do it on my own," we find a unique birthday gift for this fat man. I was asked to get in the vehicle and come to an appointment. Come to find out, as a birthday gift, my wife wanted me to experience something she likes - massages.
I have purchased numerous massages for me wife, but truthfully, I never had a desire to experience the process. We pull up to a well manicured lawn and landscaping, and surely enough, we are at a massage and spa establishment.
I will give you the highlights:
* Every worker is an independent contractor that rent rooms from the owner of the business.
*Amy is good at the craft. You feel her following the body/muscle diagram on the wall with the massage.
*I'm too silly for this experience. I kept thinking about the Seinfeld episode where the fat guy received a massage from a guy, and felt unsure about his sexuality because his "unit" jumped from the experience.
*As aforementioned, I'm too silly for this. If I was to do this again, I would want a tall, big, older lady to do it. Preferably named Olga.
This place is really relaxed. My room had stars on the ceiling with a variation of the Northern lights going the entire time. Amy also had a thunder storm track playing the entire time.
I can't give a frugal meter response because I didn't pay for it. Looking at the services and pricing, it seems fair. In regards to how this compares to others, I do not have anything to compare this to, so I'm good with the service provided. I'm not a tense person, so I'm not sure if I'll do this again on my own. To be fair, since this was a birthday present, my wife already had given me the massage that I wanted, so I was tranquil than a mofo.
I can not speak for the other employees, but Amy is worth going to. I already purchased a massage for my wife. read more