*Please note that this review relates only to the Church billboard and not the Church itself…read more The Billboard displayed at the front of the Doncaster Christian Fellowship is an endless source of amusement for me. I drive past it at least three times a week and I always look forward to seeing what the pastor has come up with. The slogans and sayings he puts up are sometimes quite offensive but mostly they are really funny or insightful. Here are a few of the more memorable ones: "Free trips to heaven. Enquire within." (Walk inside and they kill you... or?) "What a caterpillar sees as the end of the world, God sees as a butterfly." "Tomorrows weather forecast: God reigns and the sun shines." (Funnily enough this was correct despite all the surrounding days having been rainy and horrible.) "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him." ( It was missing: read this sign if you want to have an accident.) "There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google." "Staying in bed screaming "oh God" does not constitute going to Church." You can see why I love driving past right? Yup, the pastor here is pretty bloody cool assuming he is the one writing these.