These are just my honest impressions, based on my experiences, but I have no personal doubts about their accuracy. And lest you believe this review is merely a result of sour grapes after being denied admission to W&L, let me hasten to say that I am a student at another top tier university.
But let us begin. We enter the admissions process with good faith, spending countless hours and pieces of our sanity filling out the FAFSA, the Beta FAFSA, the Common App, Naviance, tax paper forms, forms and procedures up the wazoo. We visit college counselors, do Zoom interviews, attend open houses, all believing in good faith that we'll get a fair shot at a seat.
Our good faith is vastly, vastly, vastly misplaced, in my opinion.
Let's examine what another Yelp reviewer wrote about this esteemed school:
"Haven't heard of W and L? Don't worry -- you wouldn't have gotten in. Stay away if you are adverse to mimosas, popped collars, Vineyard Vines, and croakies -- this place isn't for you. This, my alma mater, is the finest of the Southern schools." -- Will Y.
In just four sentences, the reviewer sets the snot-nosed tone for this toney institution. What he doesn't tell you is that about a third of the admitted student body doesn't fit into his Abercrombie and Fitch ad, and it is my distinct impression that this one-third often also fails to meet the school's "elitist" admission criteria mentioned by "Will Y." What then do most of this group bring to the table? I believe I have discerned it without much difficulty: the desperately sought after magical benefits imparted to the world of academia by........wait for it.........Melanin.
You ask how this might be, considering that the Supreme Court has outlawed university selections based on race and ethnicity? No matter, you need simply attach a photo to your application, or include pertinent biographical data, or write about how you've been injured by the evil white patriarchy. A hint here, an unsubtle hint there. It is not necessary to make much of an effort; most of America's lords of academia have no intention of complying with something as mundane as the law.
Yes, let us dare say it. If you are melanin deficient, for countless numbers of us it matters not how many appendages you're missing, or how many charities you started in your basement during high school. It will not matter that you grew up with six siblings in a single-wide. What often matters most profoundly is whether you can meet the requirements to further a university's "diversity goals." I believe this condition pretty much exists throughout most of the world of academia, no matter how indignantly they may pretend otherwise. And who does this kindly largesse most screw over? The answer: working class and middle class whites, who will be designated as mediocrities at a monstrously faster rate than applicants who can present pigmentation.
As a lesbian Eskimo in a wheelchair, do you have qualms about finding your place in an institution that has slave owners' and white supremacists' names emblazoned on its gate? Does it worry you, to have Massa Lee's carcass moldering just steps away from your dormitory? Not to worry, just tell them you're an illegal alien; that's sure to get you another 20 bonus admission points. Is this enough encouragement for you to enrich them with your presence?
No matter, also, that you'll have people like Will Y. around you, still comfortably basting in a perceived elite status. No matter, because even so you need not worry that they will ever focus in on you to fetch their mimosas for them. No matter, also, because -- whatever pretense is made -- neither the fetchers nor you will ever, ever be a part of the mimosa crowd, whatever pretenses are made to make you think otherwise. You're present so the school can pretend to meet its moral obligations to the unwashed who are peering in through its gates. Actualizations that in the end are as morally deficient in their construction as the sins of the past which are supposedly being remedied.
So much, then, for "fairness in admissions." So much, then, for pretended elitism. Both are frauds of a similar variety, aren't they? read more