For my little brother's graduation gift, I decided to take him to Wildwater Ltd to raft the section IV on the Chattooga River. We drove the 11 hours from Miami Beach and along the way we had several mishaps that made our destination even sweeter. Here's how it went down....
July 29, 2011...8:00pm: Depart Miami Beach.
9:45pm: Fuel & Food stop in Fort Pierce, Fla. and picked up a Wendy's cheeseburger at the attached drive-thru. Pumped 5 gallons of gas while eating said cheeseburger.
9:52pm: Back on I-95 northbound; set cruise control for 74 mph.
9:56pm: Exited the first off ramp north of Fort Pierce and quickly located a dirty truck stop at which time I ran to the restroom!!! Dave Thomas strikes again!!!
10:13pm: Back on I-95 northbound (yet again); set cruise control for 76 mph.
12:17am: Somewhere on I-95 about 30 miles north of Daytona, an 18-wheeler cut in front of us, hit a bump in the road and caused several rocks/debris to come flying onto our poor rental car! We pulled over a few minutes later and saw some damage which I knew I would eventually be charged for by the rental company....which I buffed out and waxed over after the trip. (So far, so good...I haven't heard from anyone since I've been back 2 weeks ago...shhhhh, don't rat me out!)
12:26am: Back on I-95 northbound; set cruise control for 78 mph.
02:50am: We blow out a tire somewhere near the 600 pop. town of Devil's Ass, Georgia. That was not very fun as one can imagine.
3:14am: Spare tire replaced and back on the road. Cruise control set for 82mph.
3:49am: My brother is craving Krystal Burger, which is off every single exit ramp on I-95 in the state of Georgia for some reason. I give in to my brother's craving and exit. Behold, Krystal Burger is closed (duh!) so we once again pay a visit to Wendy's. I skip out on the cheeseburger this time.
4:10am: Gassed up and back on the road, getting close to the South Carolina state line! Spirits are high!
4:12am My brother doubles over in his seat holding his stomach and begs me to exit immediately! I comply and find an even dirtier truck stop than the one we stopped at before in Florida. After exiting the restroom, he claims that a truck driver who looks a lot like "Sea Bass" from the film "Dumb and Dumber" was in the next stall and asked him, "Hey buddy, ya got a cigarette?" My brother stated that he did not smoke, to which "Sea Bass" then replied, "Do ya want to? (smoke)"
Love those Georgia trucks stops when the sun goes down!
4:21am: We are so far behind schedule. Back on I-95; cruise control set for 84mph....eeeeh, screw it, I take off the cruise control and gun the rental car.
4:44am: We reach the South Carolina state line and enter into the Palmetto State! We rejoice! Spirits could not be higher!
4:45am: South Carolina Trooper Jim _____, conducts a traffic stop on our rental car at MM 01. Trooper Jim _____ is not pleased at his radar reading.
4:49am: Trooper Jim _____ lets us off with a verbal warning. I will not go into the details of how I got out of a 97mph speeding citation on Yelp.com....that's for another blog somewhere else.
4:50am: Back on I-95 northbound; cruise control is set for 65 mph. The elderly start to pass us in Winnebago's.
7:00am: Arrival at our cabin in Long Creek, SC. Side note: I withdrew $500 in cash from my checking account prior to leaving because my bank loves to shut my account down everytime I make an ATM transaction outside 4 miles of my house. I later backtracked and guessed I had dropped my cash wad at this truck stop just outside of Spartanburg, SC after I saw someone fitting "Sea Bass's" description in the restroom. I was washing my hands and must have left the wad on the counter.
We spend a few days in South Carolina, visiting old friends and taking in the sights up in the Blue Ridge mountains. On Monday morning, August 1st, we arrive at Wildwater Ltd. and are paired up on our raft with a nice 3-person family from Utah who apparently have never done this before. Luckily, we were assigned to Adam, the best river guide ever! Adam was just awesome...totally professional, nice, courteous, accommodating and he answered the Utah family's realllllllly lame questions with a smile. True quote from the wife: "Are there really fish in this river?" Me: "No lady, this is the only fish-free river in the World."
Adam took it all in stride....I personally would have lost my mind within five minutes.
Besides having Adam as our kickass guide, all of the other guides on the trip (7 total) were great! I will be back again and again because of them and their dedication to their craft. The river was gorgeous and the water was perfect! Wildwater Ltd. is head and shoulders above ANY river rafting outfit in the area...hands down! (I've rafted with others before)
Thank you again Wildwater for a phenomenal time! Will see you again soon! read more