The the only suburb in the USA, in fact in the whole of NYC, which is owned by & named after all the Williams. Shakespeare, Wordsworth, Blake, Faulkner, Shatner (not again), Waldorf, H Macy, Prince William, Robin Williams, Robbie Williams, sisters Vanessa, Venus, & Serena, Will-I-Am from the Black-Eyed Peas, even Willem Dafoe, all share it. No, there's no rule about the spelling of the Williams that can own it, but thank you for pointing that out.
I come to Williamsburg several times a year. Over 50 times in my life, most recently about 3 months ago. I have friends here, and with so much to eat and do, I can't help but call it one of my favourite areas in NYC. But then, everyone and their dog loves Williamsburg. And I suppose that might be the only negative: it's too popular. It's too successful. It's too "hip." But so be it.
Now back to the story. So one day, all of those Williams had an orgy. Many "rose" both literally & figuratively from the dead to participate. Will-I-Am screamed & shouted. Serena Williams won the orgy. Not even close. She destroyed all of the competition, yelling "You Got Served!"
The footage was on YouTube but it's since been deleted. Waldorf was so disgusted that he left, and founded "Astoria" and named it after himself. William H opened a store in Manhattan (Macy's), whereas Prince William dropped the "William", moved to Minneapolis, and wrote a song called "When Doves Cry" about how Serena and Venus fight a lot. The remaining Williamses were "Brokelynites". So they opened a burger shack, which also sold white powder that would give people the shakes if they stopped taking it (hence "Shake Shack"). They sold "Williamsburgers."
Now you know the burb history. Please spread the word because Wiki keeps deleting my edits. Nobody will know the truth unless you tell them. And so. Yes. Thank you.
But seriously. Williamsburg is one of the most expensive, and definitely the "coolest" neighborhood in Brooklyn. It sort-of invented Hipsterism. Certainly Portland, Seattle, and California will argue that they had a hand in that, but WB (to its friends) may just be the Hipster capital of the world. That's not to say that the area doesn't have anything interesting. In fact, it has very little that isn't interesting.
It's a beautiful, tightly-woven, hodge-podge amalgamation of international eateries, cool places, awesome hidden spaces, and spectacular views of Womanhattan across the water. The crown jewel is the Williamsburg Bridge, which will whisk you up into the air and drop you right in the heart of Manhattan's Lower East Side, Chinatown, Little Italy, and Canal Street. One of the Great American Bridges, connecting two of the great "cities within cities", Mhtn & Bklyn. My bridge review:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/williamsburg-bridge-brooklyn
When I review a suburb of NYC (or anywhere), I like to list the best eats. My Yelp list is not quite complete yet, will be in 2 weeks. Here is the list. It also includes Bed-Stuy & Greenpoint, rather than strictly Williamsburg.
http://www.yelp.com/list/nyc-areas-brooklyn-williamsburg-and-greenpoint-brooklyn
Some of the foods you must try here are:
- Nam Nam - greatest Bahn Mi ever
- Caracas Arepa Bar - Surena Arepa is god's gift to human's mouths, great shakes
- Dun-Well Donuts - vegan donuts taste better than any non-vegan donut
- Moe Dough's - technically in Greenpoint but so damn good
- Dough - more amazing donuts
- Baker's Dozen - again Greenpoint but best bagels in Brooklyn
- Best Pizza - best slice in W'burg, 2nd in Bklyn (after Luigi's)
- Cafe Mogador - amazing Moroccan
- Bahia - awesome salvadoran
- Pyza - Greenpoint, Polish
- Oasis - very cheap falafel
Certain people won't appreciate Williamsburg. If you're a potato farmer, try Williamspud instead. If you collect cute tiny dogs, Williamspug is a better fit for you. If you're trying to get incriminating files off your computer, head instead to Williamspurge. And if you're Belgian, you'll prefer Williamsbrugge.
If you're a male resident of Greenwich Village (and anything like me) you're better off in Williamsbuggered or Williamsbung, depending on which William you're talking about. And if you were lucky enough to be in the all-star orgy mentioned earlier, then look on top shelf of any Family Video store, sandwiched (pardon the pun) between the "One Night In Paris" and the "Pammy & Tommy Lee" videos. The name of the video you feature in is "Williamsbang."
And remember. When we get up in the club (I mean the Hemingway-inspired bar on Havemeyer with the home-brewed pale ale). The hipster levels go up. The beard meter goes up. The price of beer goes up. When we step into the club. Hipsters watching us. Tattooed people watching us. Pierced-face people watching us. All the people in the club. All eyes on themselves. All eyes on the mirror. All eyes on their vintage outfits. I wanna scream & shout & act unhipstery. Singing oweoweoweo. You are now, now rocking with, Will-iams-burg and Fox E, B*tch. read more