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From Carlos' review
Dec 31, 2018
Woo lets shake off those dusty eyes! ._. (and brush your teeth... .o. Jake.. because chewing 45 strips of Orbit gum is not going to dissolve that gingivitis.) This being BigFoot Java is a clear picture of what one looks like, so we don't have to go to that awkward stage where I ask you: "You've never been here before?" and then I repeatedly beat you with a bag of coffee cuz now I have to explain what one looks like.. Well I don't think thats the case here.. *Clenches the bag of coffee and looks around*.. ok were good. -_- yay! Let's commence our day by pouring a warm hot review into that sleepy lookalike kitty coffee mug! Customer Service: (Yeah no Atmosphere description! but because you already know what they look like x.x, that would be like me constantly repeating what the sky looks like.. well it looks like a coffee chain establishment called BigFoot Java. [Now don't ask me again.. you can maybe in a day or two.. but I digress...]) Customer service is friendly and welcoming. (What if thats all I wrote here? haha I have to laugh about that. Let's take a moment as a reader and writer to laugh about that. Ready? ok! hehehe..) I have to admit in the handful of times that I have stopped here, the service has been exceptionally quick and very professional. (Like a little coffee ninja squad, that is dedicated to waking up the dead from the eternal slumber we all call the 12 snooze alarms of death.[I think the word: "Death" brings more intensity. for example: "Im ridding my bike..of Death" see?._.]) The employees always have suggestions (Which are the best for brain dead zombies like myself in the morning.) and are really patient when I'm ordering. (I do have to note that in the morning, I can barely form the sentence: "I have to drive my car to work." With that said I sound like a belligerent drunk about to order his 12th drink up at the bar. Into which anyone who has to deal with me in the morning like that I view as the savior of the Argentina region. .-.) Coffee: I may say that the coffee is ok. Conclusion: .... haha just Joking! lets talk about the delicious nectar of gods these people conjure from the eight interstellar dimension of the the galaxy: 2.89 TITAN... *Employees.. "We just make it from this coffee machine.." points at the coffee machine. Coffee Machine: "Hola!" The coffee is delicious! It could only be described as a very fluffy poodle that dances the official traditional river dancing on my mouth. (The white Chocolate mocha with white coffee is the only reason I'm awake and have these uncontrollable shakes. [Shakes of happiness o.o]) I could say that this location is very great in what they do. I have not ever been disappointed in what they bring to me and with that I have to give you a solid Poodle paw high five. *My poodle holding his paw up for the most epic screen high five!* did you do it? o.o cuz he did, and if you didn't thats not good manner Sir/Mam o.o! Official Conclusion: This location is amazing! with great Customer service and coffee that is only match with that of sweet white powdered... coc...onut from Mexico on a glazed donut! Jeebus! ._. Just keep doing you BigFoot Java cuz I'm loving it! (Don't sue me McDonalds.) and between can I get the number of that big hairy tall guy in your advertisement for my poodle? o.o read more

