Stay away. I work for a pittance in the arts, and although the place charges no admission, it is still not worth the cost to your dignity to subject yourself to this place. First, the park ranger at the front was polite while telling me to throw away my children's lunches and to produce a lock for the locker room, (the lunches I was going to leave well-wrapped in the locker for later in the park because I respect authority and community rules and I can't afford to buy the snack bar's unhealthy offerings), you don't need to treat me like a Rikers Island inmate waiting for trial, I understand the logic of not bringing food or drinks onto a pool deck. I was soon boldly told by a very rude attendant after a new bag check at the locker room entrance, that I had to leave my 5-year old son in the middle vestibule ALONE with his 10 year old brother while I took a mandatory shower. Luckily, my son's friend's mother happened to arrive to watch them. At the end of the locker room's exit to the pool by the showers, I subjected my towel and sunscreen to a full shakeout, I was allowed my one water bottle without having to open it for a sniff test-so that was good, then I had to pull my bathing suit waist out to prove that the swim shorts I had on as part of a legitimate water-worthy swimsuit had an attached panty. Again, I respect the logical need for rules and would not smuggle a phone or food outside, and I deal with everyone I meet courteously because I was raised correctly, so this treatment smacks of utter nonsense. I hurried through the deck to get my sons. "There are cops here, don't worry, he'll be watched," I was told by the same locker room lady before heading through the locker room and before the other mother arrived. Sure, I thought, I'll take your word on that and hope for the best? Uh, no. I said I'd use the family room and that my sons could wait by the lockers or I could even just take my youngest son in but the woman still insisted I must shower without him. "Do the kids need showers too?" I asked. "No, just you," she said. So basically a mom with 2 young sons, both of whom shouldn't be alone in the locker rooms or in the vestibule, and with no car available to store lunch in, is not allowed in unless she is willing to leave minor children alone for a shower and walk back from the far exit, and unless she is willing to feed her children ahead of time on a long day out or from the snack bar. I don't care if it is a government job, I would say to the pool management and/or employees, please show some reasonableness and courtesy. I pay taxes and want representation for that, thank you. It was just absurd treatment, and believe me, I'm no elitist.
Astoria Pool has a beautiful history of "by the people for the people" that is currently being squandered with an attitude like the one shown to my family, because, truth be told, it is a kind of surreal and stunning place on a hot Queens August day, a place where you can cool off and look up at the train bridge and the Triborough Bridge and see the ships go down the water of the river, a river with a history of its own that hastened the pool's very existence as a SAFE HAVEN for city kids.
Solution to the problem? I think that the park management should post ALL rules for the pool online AND ALL rules should also be clearly posted at the pool entrance so one knows what he or she is in for beforehand. The current rules system appears to be arbitrary, officious, and, quite frankly, condescending. Treat people like adults, if you see them breaking rules say something then, and talk to people nicely and handle locker room situations on a case-by-case basis. My 5-year old son was not a threat to anyone in that locker room for goodness sakes! If you are a single person in the area who doesn't have to worry about children and can put up with the standards with just a little bit of frustration, I say go for it, splash the day away, and please have all of your cool young professional friends keep moving in to Astoria with their money and political pull. I'm serious about that, it's a good thing. That is how this pool will improve, with pressure to think of the taxpaying clientele that will not put up with partiality.
However, if you are a member of a lower middle-class Queens family that expects as good as you give and you are looking for just a little respect as a law-abiding decent person who just wants a little bonus for the kids from all that tax money going to the city from your pockets, I say you might best just take the train to Coney Island or Rockaway Beach, or maybe find a way to a town pool out on the island if you have a friend or family member out that way. Maybe just take the kids to the local playground pool- any place where people are welcoming of your presence because they know it sustains their employment, or, even better, because they just have a solid sense of civic pride and want you to have a good time. read more