I followed a billboard off the freeway to this little trailer of toys and I needed gas anyway. I figured if the place is good enough to have a billboard it must be epic. Besides, it's in the middle of nowhere so it must be cheap. I was wrong on both accounts. I must apologize for the crappy photo I took, but I felt like a real pervert taking photos in the dirt lot which houses this little gem. It really is a trailer.. without windows and a grate door. They offer tattooing in what is probably their bookkeeping office. The front desk lady seemed nice enough, but the products were nothing to write home about and the overall vibe was creepy. The extensive selection of videos were more of the 1980's vintage and the toys depressing crutches for bad lovers instead of spicy additions to bedroom theatrics. For example, they had penis extenders, thigh dildos and a variety of pumps, but no fun stuff a normal healthy couple might enjoy. The best part was watching what the cut off plaid shirted guys were buying on a Wednesday afternoon between blue collar jobs or their way to the lake. I giggled a little inside as they looked at the love gloves (love mittens?) and prolonging creams. I felt like a real spy peeping over the partitions and around oversized french maid outfits to see what these backwoods creatures preferred.
Overall, I am proud to be the first to review this because it does have its own billboard, but I have never seen an adult store quite so creepy and I don't really get creeped out by this stuff. I really don't know how I feel about getting a tattoo here either. I can only guess it is the perfect place to get your girlfriend's name tattooed on you as an apology for getting drunk and "making friends" with her mom in your double wide. read more