The ladies pictured in their marketing photos are not as enchanting in person, but it's your only option in South Beach. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is friendly, and it's a convenient place to blow off a little steam. This club's owner, Leroy, gave me some mentorship when I was having a hard time in my 20's. I will always promote this man. He is what you want as a representative of this industry. Club Madonna has beautiful All-Nude dancers, excellent lighting, and a staff that puts the cherry on top. I wish I went more while Leroy was there a lot. Club Madonna will always be one of my favorite spots. This place has been in South Beach, Florida, for more than 2 decades, but I still revere Club Madonna. I recommend going to VIP for more privacy in this strip club. The strippers aren't too overbearing - just incredible for the most part. I bet it will be the 1st strip club you've been to where the waitresses look better than the All-Nude dancers. Very relaxing and high-ranking erotic dancer here. Managers care, and customers are respectful. Also, the most charming waitresses in South Florida; seductive strippers that give table strip teases. One of my favorites. Clean time with lots of alluring personalities. Some nights, Club Madonna has HOT erotic dancers everywhere; so professional, pleasant, and informing, not stuck up or money-hungry most of the time. Wonderful people, excellent staff, they welcome you with open arms. read more

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You don't need liquor to have a blast at this place! The ladies are beautiful, and they let you get away with a lot on that stage lol They just redecorated the place, there's cool pop art paintings and trippy paintings too. My favorite pieces are the BOOTY STATUES by some dude named CatDaddyDollars There's a pool table inside and lap dances are only 25 bucks... i mean come on! idk why this place has bad reviews but i'm definitely coming back read more

Interesting place. Kelly sucks. The Dj was good tho. Tall flaco guy I think he said his name was Battle. I would return

No liquor license. Seedy. Questionable space. Shady vibe. Talent is sub par. Don't do it.

I walked in because the bouncer told me to take a look and see if I liked it before paying the cover charge because they have no alcohol. So I walked in and there was one person in the bar, an older gentleman, and no one else and there were two girls on the floor one comes running up to me and I told her I'm not staying. I'm going to leave so she follows me out to the door And then complains to management that I should've paid her when I wasn't even in there for two minutes. I just said hi and didn't even sit with her or get a dance! The place is horrible. It's old and there's no one in there. read more

Promoter Queen Mstmoney from philly want to give an huge shout out to the one in only boss/ manager at club madonna . he gave me & my guests all access around the strip club , tour through the floors n rooms , early meet & greet with all the dancers , vip stage up-close seat , discount on drinks and much more . philly took over miami in the building!!!!!! i had alot of friends from philly come thru , watch the dancers , throw bills , listen to music & drinks!!!! Promoter Queen Ms tmoney from philly will be back in the building for miami takeover weekend in july 2021 ....... read more

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Terrible experience. Miami is supposed to be known for their gentleman's clubs, and this was beyond disappointing. The "free admission" from this very Yelp app was NOT ACCEPTED at the door. So, while that should have been a sign of what's to come, I begrudgingly paid the $20 to get in as I don't frequent a place like this to be cheap. The layout of the establishment is great. But, for a Friday evening, it was empty aside from perhaps 5 customers and 3 dancers. Purchased a beer at the bar for $8, which was fair market price for a club. But, when seated, the waitress took an order for my second beer. Same drink was $10. Not sure why. Arrived around 10pm. Moments after seating, two of the only three dancers there asked if I would like a dance. Told both I just arrived and would like to settle in as I would like a few drinks to loosen my up. And didn't see the first dancer touch a stage until almost 1030. After two more drinks. And not seeing a second dancer touch the stage until ANOTHER 30 minutes after the first one finished, I decided to leave as the entertainment value wasn't there. The dancers walk over, ask if you want a dance, then leave if you say no. No building rapport even in an near empty club. read more

Would give this place 0 stars if I could. As a tourist from California I expected a lot more. Despite it being open late, only 2 strippers stepped on stage within the hour we were there. There's nothing like listening to music & staring at an empty pole. When asked for a refund management got offended, although the services advertised WERE NOT PROVIDED. Avoid this place & inconveniences at all costs. read more

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I am thoroughly confused on where all of the one star reviews are coming from. I've been to significantly worse strip clubs. The cover was pretty costly for my boyfriend to get in - $20, & $10 for ladies but if you know that going in it's not surprise. They don't serve hard liquor but no one there is pressuring you to drink. We went here to escape the booming bass of the Clevelander and I was pleasantly surprised. Girls were nice, bouncers were respectful. My only issue was with the DJ and the obnoxious sound effects that made me want to leave every time he played one. Dances are $50 even though the menu says they're $25. It's $25 alone to just go upstairs and another $25 for the dance. Overall, if I was in the area again I'd go back and I'd recommend going on a Friday night and not the weekdays because it's super dead but you could get more one on one time so it's up to you. read more

Got a private dance from the sexy french lady she's amazing. I will be coming back, maybe even for the private room as the prices aren't as bad as people say they are. Only thing is they just need more drink selections. read more

Very old vibes and the dancers seemed to not care at all the night I went. It was like a county fair attraction

The lack of A/C, hot women & atmosphere left me running for the door after paying my $10 entrance fee. Will never return super depressing and sad read more

If I could give it zero, that's what I would do, I got ripped off, the payment was $200 dollars. And the manager took "care" of me. Ripping me off an extra $100. Treated us like complete sh¡t. If you come here, thin twice. Dancers were very good, but the management was horrible. So sad to see the woman not taken care of. Truly the worst experience I've ever had with a night club. read more

This was the elephant grave yard for strippers. One of the ladies looked like the hormone monster from the show big mouth, wouldn't let me got to the bathroom and kept bothering me. Will say the owner was cool to talk too. read more

The place at least with the dancer atended me was good. There was a balance between what I was spending and what I was getting. She explained me , I told her budget she was okay with it . In the end ; is what dancer we choose . A wrong pic will mean a rip off. The first woman I ignored . Rude. Ugly . So I went with another woman a hot European blonde . To have an euro chick with those long legs all over you and talking sexy stuff in that accent? Worth it. But careful. Economically can be worst if you don't have control with that one .General staff great . Bartender to be honest is more hotter than most girls in there. She helped me get sober up. read more

It was a pretty decent strip club nice seating arrangements and a selective few of women to choose from for your LIKING & Its a SMOKE FRIENDLY PLACE TO RELAX & CHILL read more

$30 to get in plus 10% to give us $1 bills from a fifty and only one hot chick and 3 ScuttleButts were working!! Don't waste your time!

Since I currently live in Atlanta, GA I like to think I know strip clubs because if there's one thing the ATL is known for doing well, it has to be "skrippin." Anyway I was on vacation for the first time in Miami and I wanted to see how they do things in South Beach. It was Friday night, 11/13/2015 (yes Friday the 13th!) when I had the misfortune of entering Club Madonna. The reason why I chose this place is because it was only about a block and a half from the hotel I was staying at on Washington Avenue. I figured that since it was in SoBe then it must be exciting, lively, busy, and full of exotic women. My little money was burning a hole in my pocket in anticipation of being distributed into the thongs of lovely Miami chicas. My mouth was watering and I was chomping at the bit. Upon approaching the entrance, I was surprised at the lack of activity outside the establishment. I thought there would be a long line of customers waiting to get in. Instead it looked kind of dead. One of the strippers was outside wearing a little black dress and stilettos. She was a dark-haired Colombian beauty. "Where ya from?" she asked me in her sexy Spanish accent. I told her and she followed me as I entered the club. It cost $20 just to go in and the lady taking up the admission fee was a crusty, middle-aged woman who was less than enthused to be there and also seemed disgusted to see men paying to have women take off their clothes. Before I could even be seated, the Colombian woman was grabbing me by the hand and pulling me over to where she wanted me to sit down. Then a waitress came up and demanded that I purchase a drink. When I told her I don't drink alcohol, the waittress told me I had to buy something. I ended up purchasing a bottle of water for $5 that I could have gotten at a convenient store for 99 cents. I did this just to get her rude behind to leave me alone. In the meantime, the Colombian stripper had plopped down beside me and was asking, "Where ya from" again and asking me for a dance. When I go to strip clubs, I like to get settled in before I get a dance. I like to see what's on the menu before I begin my feast. She was the type of woman I would've paid to have dance for me if she'd just been patient. Instead she was overbearing and I was starting to get a little agitated. At this point I just wanted her to go away so I could see what else the club had to offer. She eventually got the message and left smacking her lips and rolling her eyes. I hated to disappoint her but she was acting too thirsty. All she had to do was wait and let me get settled in and I would have let her dance for me, The club was mostly barren that night. The majority of the patrons were Latin men, a few frat boy white guys and a group of lesbian/bisexual Latina customers who were there as a group. There was a white girl on stage who had no rhythm and didn't know how to work the pole. The rest of the women were looking bored, including the one black girl there who for some reason had been mean-mugging me since I walked in. Then a less attractive Latina who appeared to have had a lot of work done on her strutted up to me, plopped down in my lap, grabbed my hand and slapped it against her butt. It felt hard as if it was an implant and her breasts didn't look real. I declined her dance request and she moved on. I must have looked like a jerk to some of the dancers but evidently the culture here is different from the ones in Atlanta where they will at least let you get situated and come back to you later. All I needed was a little time to look around but now I was feeling pressured. As luck would have it, out of nowhere came the finest woman there and she was headed in my direction! She was wearing a tight little pink skirt in contrast to others who were wearing all dark colors. She was a white Russian (or so she said), had an air of confidence about her, had dangerous curves and most of all she was friendly. It didn't take much convincing for me to agree to a dance from her. At Club Madonna they don't do the dances out on the main floor. You have to go up the steps to this balcony VIP area and it costs $25 to go up there. I paid the man at the top of the steps the fee and then paid the Russian goddess $20 for the dance. That woman gave me the lap dance of my life! The only reason I didn't get more dances was because I would have had to pay another $25 VIP fee and then another $20 for a dance. There were too many other things I wanted to do in Miami. I didn't want to spend all my money in one place. I want to be sure to say the women here weren't bad looking but you can find better looking women on South Beach. I liked the diversity of women but they need to be more patient and also not require you to go the VIP just for a dance. If it hadn't been for the Russian woman I would have regretted going there. It was more like a hole in the wall than a South Beach club. read more

Club Madonna - Strip Clubs Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Out of all the strip clubs I've visited, Club Madonna was the worst. And this was in Miami Beach! With all the beautiful women throughout this area, I had higher expectations, but I know better now. If bored and uninterested dancers with a lame crowd are your thing, then definitely go here. I didn't find any of the dancers attractive. Most were old looking and except for one, they all danced without any energy if they even danced at all. The single bathroom was disgusting. read more

Last year during Art Basel I came here with some collectors from France. I had like 10 beers and never got drunk. I asked the DJ to play a sound piece I had made and he did, but kept mixing it with a Madonna song from the 90's and Blue Abba Dee Abba Di, and I got pissed because I was trying to sell my sound piece, edition of 3 to one of the collectors. He told me it was derivative and outdated. I told him he was derivative and outdated. My gallery dropped me. This place sucks. The dancers look anorexic and the beer is weak. DO NOT GO HERE DURING ART WEEK TO IMPRESS A COLLECTOR. read more

BEST CLUB IN SOUTH FLORIDA!! seriously though, came on a Monday night it was kinda dead but there are 2 gorgeous dancers I forgot their name but one is a beautiful Latina and the other one has hello kitty tattooed on her chest... she was nice and gives great dances as well... everyone was nice and the music for the most part wasn't bad either. wish they had a full bar though read more

When you just get drunk and end up at this sh*t hole and then later see all the Yelp Reviews. Ohh my god what did I get my self into ! Haha needless to say they don't serve alcohol here so I sobered up. This place is so gross! All of their advertising is so misleading! And it's south beach you expect so much more! Just another night of my life I can't get back. * Tourist Trap * read more

I had the worst experience here I went with my friends for his birthday to celebrate it was the only strip club open on Easter. The only good looking stripper they had there, mind you they were only two, stole money out of me and my friends wallets. She stole 900 from me, and another 600 from my friend. Keep in mind it's his birthday. Where is experiencing all time for real I really hope this place burns to the ground. We even try to talk to the people in the front and they kicked us out. Please for the love of God close this place down. read more

The best strip club in Miami Beach beautiful girls good staff and the best girls it's pandora and Roseth

This place just needs to close already. We went last night... i can't believe we spent what we spent for what we got. Read all the reviews before mine, and DO NOT waste your time here read more

worst place ever. strippers in there are all sweaty cause the AC is broken. stripper I was with said if I get a private dance w another stripper, they'll try to rob me. She also said if I leave they might try to rob me. she's saying all this as I'm receiving my one shitty lap dance which I'm telling her is for only for one song but she keeps saying the song isn't over yet while the 3rd song plays which normally would be a good thing but this stripper was old and didn't know how to do a private dance at all so I wanted to leave. I also really wanted to get a lap dance from one of the Latinas but the stripper I got the lap dance from wouldn't leave me alone after the dance and said every girl here will try to rob me. overall place gave me eerie vibes like something might happen to me in there. I left after about 10 minutes too read more

By far the worst strip club ive ever been too. Nothing but busted down girls with the exception of maybe 2. The lap dance I got wasn't even a "dance" more of a dry hump that only lasted 1 min. Wouldn't go here again even if they paid me too. read more

So my friends and i finally decided to go to a strip club. From the girl sitting outside with a dull expression we weren't sure about going in but whatever, we decided to just give it a shot. Entrace for girls is $10 and for guys $20. The place isn't really that big, and there was only ONE girl who was hot. I went to a strip club to see some cool pole dances and i didnt. The girls dont really dance. Save your money dont come here we left after an hour! read more

OK so ladies get in half price here which is a total double standard, but it's one that saves me money so I guess I'm a bit more lenient.. My GF and I came here on our vacation in South Beach, and it was kind of uncomfortable. We were the only female customers in the place at first, and we definitely got a few double takes from some people, which was unfortunate. They have a drink minimum so I got a soda and my gf had wine (not a wise choice for such a location, but eh she doesn't listen to me). For the first ten minutes I was afraid we would get approached by rude male customers, but we didn't. The girls were nice for the most part. Some, like one beautiful blonde, avoided us like the plague. She stuck to the older men, probably because she thought they'd spend more $$ (and she was probably right). One girl however, seemed very interested in us. She kept coming over and asking if we wanted a double lap dance. Unfortunately, it was a little out of our price range. Overall, some girls were very nice and treated us like regular customers. Others seemed intimidated or confused. Not sure I would go back to this particular place. Why can't there be clubs that are inclusive of all communities, like they show on the L word? read more

So, so, sooo disappointed with this place! I've been here numerous times and have had a blast. I brought my boyfriend after 4am ready to have a great time, and it was horrible! Service girl brought me ten dollars short of change when I got singles which I just brushed under the rug as an honest mistake, and we ordered a bottle of champagne for $150 which is great and after chugging two glasses I noticed on the bottle it was actually "cider" and "non alcoholic"... We did not care about the money and both being in the service industry I was disgusted and disappointed. we were straight up being hustled and even when trying to talk to the manager all we got was a thousand "I hear you." Management was useless, our server was useless and one elderly Russian(?) dancer told us to stop complaining. Needless to say, unfortunately I will not be back. read more

First off, my hubby and I along with another couple decided ...when in Miami, party hard...so after a few drinks at a dive bar around the corner and b/c this club was right across the street from our hotel...and we had never been to a stripclub together before, we headed over, looking for a good time. Well, I have to say, DISAPPOINTED is not a strong enough word to describe how lame this club is. First the cover is pretty outrageous. This was last November so it might be different, but it was $20 for him/$10 for me...we were expecting a lot from the "hot Miami" girls...but apparently, they must hire models for their ads and we must be naive to think ALL women in Miami have boob jobs... These girls couldn't do ANYTHING ...and we've all been to better strip clubs...Not only that but they did not serve REAL beer, just non-alcholic, apparently b/c the girls go COMPLETELY nude...well, we didn't see any of that, and b/c we were there to party, NOT having alcohol really ruined the whole "stripclub" experience for us. Not one girl approached our table, they couldn't dance (why have poles if no one is going to spin on them?), and no alcohol...BORING and LAME. How is that even POSSIBLE?!?! Oh and they were NOT cute. I am very open minded and happy to pass out compliments to fellow ladies, but these girls were BUNK in the worst way... Forget boob jobs..they should just wear bags over their heads. This was generally the worst strip joint I've ever walked into and I didn't think that was possible, considering I'm from Indiana! But the Yankees definitely take the cake in hotter, better strippers where I am coming from and my companions 100% agreed. After eating $50 on cover and two drinks, we were out of there. And, we recommend that you avoid it as well! read more

So I had really high expectations going to a strip club out in south beach miami! I mean the women out here are beautiful and well the strip club I expected a fantasy world.... mehhhh far from that on top of the strip club itself was a little dinky and they were only serving beer!! it was a saturday and NO ONE was there it was nearly empty... no one and I mean no one was making it rain... it was a sad sight south beach not the place to go to the strip club read more

It's fine, 18+ to enter. Donno if they really card for alcohol. Ppl I met r kinda chill

DJ/ Host- OKAY: Decent selection of music. No special skills to note. Does best to keep it lively. Setting- Satisfactory: One of the only good things about this place is its appearance. That inside is open space, friendly to smokers, enough seating and tables. Semi Private Areas. Next to the beach. Has so much potential if it actually had the proper entertainment. Drinks/ Food- Mediocrity: Small Selection of drinks, of course pricey. And they do not serve food. Nothing special. But at least you can pour a glass of champagne to the time you wasted here. Staff (Not Strippers)- Just There: Staff was mildly polite and did what their job ask. Strippers- Laughable: Everything they offer is a joke. It was like if they didn't want to be there. Couldn't even fake a smile. Dancing? I see why they don't sell food. Sexy? Maybe if you drink enough red bull and champagne, your eyes will turn inside out and it wouldn't matter. Friendly? If you like women that smell like cancer, and are demeaning and pushy. Give these girls a check. Entertainment Value Overall- Very Poor Reasoning: I spent 3 hours toughing it out, through very poor pole dancing and woman that aren't appealing. Their best strippers themselves were sub par at best. I was more entertained by the images on the large screen, and it was just shadows of two women strippering. Actually I found myself staring at the fully clothed bartender more then at the actual strippers. For a club at the beach, it was horrible. If you want to laugh at some bad strippers attempting to look sexy.... this is the club for you. Otherwise not worth your time. read more

THE ABSOLUTE WORST STRIP CLUB I HAVE EVER BEEN TOO!!!. I was back in Miami circa March 2015. Wack stripper conned me out of hundreds of dollars for a shitty lap dance after telling her I was there for my birthday to which she replied "I will give you the birthday special". A shitty 7 minute lap dance. Fucken stupid bitch I wanted to choke her!! I didn't lay a hand on her because although she was a liar and a skank, and a colourful assortment of more swearwords, I don't hit women. Plus God only knows what put her in that position to intentionally scam unassuming patrons at what is probably the worst strip club on Earth. I will never be going here ever again! And if your reading this because your considering coming here, just avoid this place read all the other reviews! I didn't want to come here from the beginning, I had a bad feeling, unfortunately I had no choice as the girls we were with didn't want to leave South Beach so we could go clubbing after. They were staying at the Harrison Hotel nearby, so it was convenient I guess and besides we planned on drinks so driving was a no. On further investigation my friend who lives in north Miami told me this place was shut down for a month a little while ago. Apparantly they had a minor (13 year old) stripping there. How disgusting! Stay away from this seedy den. Don't believe me?? Google "club Madonna Miami Herald" and read for yourself ! I don't know how the sleazebag owner manages to keep this dump open. read more

By far the worst strip club I've ever experienced. Club Madonna seems appealing from the outside.. which is how they lure their customers in. Total false advertisement. Perhaps if there was any other form of alcoholic substance my mind would have faked a good time. I had to rely on 6 glasses of white zinfandel. White Zinfandel. The dancers were beastly, and the few attractive ones were stuck up. I prefer Scarlett's and Solid Gold over this place anyday. One girl stood there lifelessly staring into an ultimate mist of A.D.D. while hardly clutching onto the pole. At one point I wanted to throw something at her to ensure she was still breathing. The next girl (I kid you not) walked on stage, kneeled down, and started texting on her phone throughout the WHOLE two songs. Even stopping to actually answer a phone call. I would have been better off sitting at home with a cold beer watching Real Sex or some cheesy softcore porn movie. So, yes.. it is really THAT bad. read more

First time down to Miami Beach, decided to check this club out since it was walking distance from my hotel. Well, they should be ashamed that there is a cover charge for what they have to offer. The place looked like a ghost town, only a few guys gathered around the main strip pole. The strippers wouldn't even get on the pole, they would instead concentrate on the few guys there. The only good thing was our host Claudia, she was beautiful and sweet. Oh by the way, they only serve a few specific beers, wine and champagne, no hard liquor. I would not go back there. And most importantly the beer was FLAT! read more

Wish I could give it 0 stars. The sign says open 6pm-6am. At 6pm the door was open. We walked in and there was a man who appeared to be in charge and a women who I assume was a dancer sitting next to the door. They both just looked at us for a few seconds then the man said can I help you, as they both continued to look at each other (as to say what are these guys doing here). We say yes trying to get in, the man then says as he continues his awkward looks at the women, were not open till 8..don't waste your time or money read more

So terrible. We went to have some fun and we paid a cover to get in. We were greeted and asked what we liked to drink and we said vodka. He said that they didn't have any hard liquor but they have beer, wine, and champagne. We ordered 2 bottles of champagne for $85 each. By the end of the second bottle we realized that they didn't have any alcohol in it. And we talked to the staff and they said because they were 18 and up that they can't have alcohol. It was a complete rip off and the strippers weren't that great in the first place. Please save your time and money and don't come here. read more

Terrible. This looks like a ghost town. Don't spend your money. Go to tootsies. Worse atmosphere and vibe. Always empty and they will literally maul you all at once cause no one is in here read more