They need to update their porn movies and get new TV's, great little secret hideaway but wouldn't eat the food there

1 Review - Not how clubs in Miami are supposed to operate I've been to plenty of clubs in Miami and South Beach, so I know what's normal and what's not. This place is not it. Right from the start, the pricing felt intentionally unclear. Drinks were pushed immediately at $20 cash / $30 card with no real explanation, and it set the tone for the rest of the night. The biggest issue was how aggressive everything felt. Entertainers came up almost instantly and kept pushing for dances in a way that didn't feel optional. There was persistent pressure, and at times physical contact that crossed into uncomfortable territory without clear consent. It felt less like a nightlife experience and more like a system designed to get money out of you as fast as possible. I've never had this kind of experience at other spots in the area. Most places at least give you space to enjoy yourself and decide how you want to spend your money--this did not. If you're visiting Miami and looking for a good time, there are much better, more professional places to go. This one felt misleading and not worth it. read more

This is exactly what you want at a bikini bar. The girls super friendly smoking hot no cover. We got five Modelo's at a reasonable price. Had a great time with male & female friends. The Girls are very active & energetic. I would come back here again. Come here if you'd like to see Venezuela and Cuban butts. Definitely a hands-on place. read more

A very nice getaway for my last night on vacation. The mirror on the backwall is a good look. The girls are fun, and the drinks aren't too overpriced. Will be going back next time I visit. read more

Small bar in NoBe where you can watch sports and hot, bikini-clad girls shake their moneymakers. Bikini Bar is the only form of "adult entertainment" in the area unless you're in the mood to travel down to Club Madonna in SoBe or schlep over to the mainland. There's no cover. The drink prices have gone up since reopening due to COVID-19. However, I usually have a lot of fun here. The later you come, the rowdier it gets. I've never seen any girls here other than Latinas, so stop by, have a pint, practice your Spanish, and invest in a lovely lady's future with a couple singles. read more

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What a ripoff. Staff is unfriendly. Drinks are expensive. They open at 9 pm but don't expect girls to be there. You can tell they provide the lowest level of service. Place sucks. Never again. read more

Pretty girls and fun place on occasion. The neighborhood is very nice unlike many gentlemen clubs you might experience. Most of the girls are attractive and just want a drink and some company. No food here but solid Cuban food next door. read more

Lets start with the good: clean bar top, didn't smell of booze when you walked in. And the bad? Just about everything else. Dancers looked bored, overpriced drinks ($10 per beer and not a very good selection of booze NO top shelf), filthy bathroom. I wasn't expecting much out of this place but for the price- pretty mediocre. I guess I can empathize that it's after COVID and they've gotta make money so I get it. I hate leaving bad reviews but come on! read more

Awesome place, beautiful girls, great service, reasonable prices and an all in all great vibe. Definitely recommend, dont let the negative reviews fool you. read more

Baddies who don't speak English. Forreal it's a good place though mucho gusto just don't order liquor it's way too damn expensive read more

I'm giving this place 5 stars because it's fun as hell, but harken to the voice of my words and go in with both eyes open my lustful amigo. It's the size of a 1 bedroom apt with 2 poles, girls dance on the bar in the middle on the way between the two poles and if you're at the bar, you are expected to be tipping 1-3 dollars per girl. Dances are 25 and a rip off since you get the same for 1-3 publicly (also no one gets dances, I was there 3 hours on a Friday night and was the only one and after that I was targeted by all the girls for drinks and dances). I wouldn't eat anything here as a general rule, I did not see anyone eat. Drinks are a little pricey, 8.50 for a bud light bottle and 12 for mixed well liquor. No cover or pressure to drink though. Cards have 20 minimum, Bring cash otherwise you'll look out of place. Under no circumstances should you come early, it should be open at least an hour or 2 before you show up or you'll be greatly disappointed ( I left and came back myself since no girls or music about 20 min after open). I went on a weekend because who the hell goes on a weekday? The girls were 100% Latina with a variety of body styles, most were able to speak Spanish and English but a few could barely speak English. I'd say 90% were pretty hot and 10% I was like what are you doing here?; which is actually pretty good. There is a "buy me a drink" scam going on where they up-charge the drink for the girl and she pockets the difference if you want to hang out with them and they may or may not have alcohol in them (I tried her drink and it tasted like juice and came in a pre-mixed jug from under the bar), don't waste your money there and throw it to the girl twerking on the bar instead. I accidentally dropped some money at one point and an honest dancer picked it up and handed it to me, which surprised me. The best part of this place is how if you tip 1 dollar, you can grab any part of the dancer for an extended period of time while she's dancing or hanging out and everyone encourages it. It's thongs but you'll forget that quick as you'll still see the good parts when they give you peeks under their underwear, grab your junk and other stripper stuff for just a dollar (one tried to make out with me but I don't do that). I saw what appeared to be a little human trafficking by some dangerous looking guys in the back for a girl that could not speak English but for the most part the girls looked pretty independent and I felt relatively safe. Attitude of everyone was great except the bouncer for obvious reasons. The music is all in Spanish, all varieties. I saw 1 lesbian that was getting ignored because no tipping but otherwise all dudes just being dudes in here, which I prefer. Everyone there was Latino except me and this other white dude, so I got singled out a little more and that worked out to be fun but I had to keep saying no to lady-drinks and dances every 2 min. I'd go back again next time I'm fighting with my girlfriend to secretly get back at her in a heartbeat ‍ read more

My friend and I get to the bar at 7pm and it was closed even though the sign said they opened at 5pm. We come back at 9pm an it was open but the bartender and a couple of girls were getting ready and even doing their make up in front of us. We order some beers and the bartender says the minimum is $20 on a card. So we get a couple of beers. All the time we see people getting ready, the manager and bartender eating, and a couple of clients with their own bottle of liquor. I then decide to go to the restroom and it says the men's restroom is closed and need to go to the women's. I open the door of the women's restroom an I find the showgirls getting ready so I am not able to take a piss. This place does not care for their clients and apparently it's ok with their manager who was present and did not care. If you're looking for a dive bar to have a good time, this is not the place. read more

It was horrible I really tried to have a good time with the girls but once they seen I had money all they did was beg every 2 seconds the whole night. Could not really enjoy being in a crowded room full of men not tipping watching me reach in my pocket every two seconds. I come to spend money don't have to force it. My advise play broke don't buy other girls drinks. If you see a girl you like and she knows how to vibe with you take care of her on the low. read more

The Bikini Bar is a great little neighborhood strip joint. It is not the kind of place you would expect to find rappers or basketball players throwing dollar bills in the air. One is more likely to find locals who have told their wife that they are stepping out to "buy some smokes" and then stop in for some gin from the well while they watch some thirty-something do her thang on the pole. Can't be beat! Cash only. read more

Was meeting a friend for a few beers; walked to the door, began to get my ID out the bouncer (who was wearing a badge) pointed to my chest and spoke to me in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish so I asked him to repeat himself in English. Again pointing at my chest, he tells me I am not allowed to enter because I am woman. I wasn't aware it was lawful to discriminate based on sex... read more

I live just a few blocks away on Collins Ave. so I figured I'd pop in and check it out the other night. Anyway, i had a really good time. The girls were more cute than sexy, but I prefer that. The most of them were young, I prefer that too. Long story short, I had a very good time, and got a few phone numbers. P.s. clubs like these are always better to go to with a female friend. So, if you're a female reading this, add me, and we can be friends :) I edited my review down to 3 stars because I went again a little earlier in the night (like 11p) and a lot more sober... and it wasn't hardly as fun. My advice, wait til about 1 before heading here. The girls didn't even show up til like 11 lol. read more

Had a really good time at bikini bar wish they more dancers on stage but it was well worth it. Very good customer service wish to go back again read more

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When I moved to Miami Beach about 10 years ago I lived 2 blocks away from that Bikini Bar. I was walking around getting to know the area and I stopped at this place, went in and the security guards were so rude and nasty to me and my friend that we left. I still live here and I will never ever recommend that place to anyone. Don't waste your time going to that place read more

My wife and I stopped by this place around 9:30pm on a Saturday but it was empty. The girl behind the bar said the girls would show up an hour later so we went next door to get some yummy Colombian food. Then we walked a few steps back to the bar. I was about to open the door when this guy motioned me something, no words. I didn't understand him so he said he needed to pat me down. I said no way, why can't they afford a wand. He grunted back that they are not trustworthy but in inelegant terms. Then he told us to keep walking. We did. We shall. Never again. You know, even though he doesn't represent the excellent people that work there (I assume both statements), he actually kinda does. So folks, if you want a boor to grotesquely pat you down then this is your kinda place. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read more

Heaven on Earth. Bring your golf clubs so you can check fools. Highly recommended. Don't recommend the room temperature ceviche during the free happy hour. read more

Drinks are pricey! Someone tried to pick pocket my friend's wallet...and they put some substance on his drink!

1 star is a gross over statement. The customer service was terrible. The staff sent out our food nearly 2 hours after ordering with no apology and when we let them know we would write a review the response was "do what you have to do". Basic customer service skills seem to be lost on anyone who doesn't have a penis but even trying to please the customers after completely inconveniencing our vacation was beyond their scope of reason. I'm sure these positive reviews are from locals they went to school with. The reality is.... Despicable. read more

This place was shady as hell. There was one girl sort of dancing around while these three dudes appeared to be conducting business of some sort. Never going there again, it was extremely uncomfortable. read more

OK I gave this place 2 stars because, first off this place is as big as my studio apartment. And trust me, it's not big at all. Secondly They have only one lap dance room with one seat. And lastly, and most importantly, there is NO NUDITY! I should have known by the name, but I thought " hey its Miami". Not so much here. I'm pretty sure I will not be returning, ever. read more

Best hole in the wall in north beach Miami! Beautiful dancers in bikinis whom are friendly and fun!

If you could cross a strip bar and a family-run place, that would be the Bikini Bar. Fairly-priced drinks, great service, friendly girls, always new faces. This is "low pressure" and "low mileage" compared to most strip clubs. No nudity, no extras. Just a fun time... Too smoky inside, but aren't they all? read more

Love this place. Girls barley speak english and will do anything for a dollar. Reminds me of Cuba and Costa rica.

Very nice hole-in-the-wall everybody down to earth not too expensive preferred place to have a beer and see a couple nice girls dancing

If I could give this place 0 stars I would. First off we came in here before we even spent money & inquired with the bartender about the tacos. She details about the menus & invited us to come back. Hells to the f*ck NO! Don't do it! We ordered from the happy hour menu 3 racks of shots which was quoted $21 when we came in but quickly went to $25 with this bartender making sure we knew that was not including tax, she said it multiple times. Yes got it lady. We ordered our food & drinks, and drinks came out ok BUT food took 1.5 hours to get out! When we inquired about the food she said oh you are a big party (7 ladies) and we have a small kitchen. Ummm we told her when we inquired the 1st time That we had 7 ladies. This bartender is apparently the owner & tried to DOUBLE CHARGE ME FOR my order stating I had to pay again. I showed her my bank account because I used 2 separate cards to pay for 2 separate transactions. She came to me saying she needed me to again even though I'm percent sure I paid it because it came from my bank already. She says no I need you to sign the voided check. What the hell? I've never had to do that before! Over it all ready. Then she rudely introduces us to another bartender as she's walking out the door. Our food that is ordered is burnt chicken with some crispy fucking tacos that are not that special. I ask the new bartender if I could speak with the manager & she says he "this guy is the manager BUT he doesn't speak English." WTF? Seriously. Doesn't speak English! Wow! Ok well who do I talk to about getting a refund for the food on the bill? She states you can talk to me. I politely explain the situation. We've waited over an 1.5 for burnt chicken wings, soup, & crispy tacos. Seriously. Way too long. This new bartender apparently calls the old bartender & then comes back to me stating no REFUNdS! Ha seriously. On burnt chicken & crispy tacos that took 1.5 hours to hit the bar! Wow! We ended up just walking out of there not being able to talk to any higher up manager & losing money. Don't go here if you want to be taken advance of. I would never ever come back here! Ridiculous service, bad attitudes & no management apparently speaks any English to help in the event of disputes. read more

Great And Food And Drinks!!! Great place to come by and have cocktail and enjoy watching sports and ladies dancing. Mind you it's not a strip club but it grabs your attention. Definitely recommended!!! read more

This is probably one of the best spots you can go drink and it's very low key. This little dive bar has everything from sexy barmaids to great food and not to mention the music with the live DJ. I've gone practically everywhere on the beach from Purdy Lounge to Lost Weekend and this place thus far is on of my favorite spots to go to and have fun. If you were to mix a sports bar, nightclub and a strip joint together that would be Bikini Bar. The girls don't get naked but this place has the right stripclub attitude and fun to have an amazing food. Highly suggest to try this place out!!! read more

My buddy and I went to Bikini Bar last night. There were alot of cute little teenage Latinas dancing on the bar, and the place looks like it has been renovated recently. Lots of TVs, lasers and mirrors. No cover, just buy a drink. I am surprised not more people know about this place. It's a cool little neighborhood bar, with Go-go dancers to boot. I'll definitely go back. read more

hi my name is roberto you guys problably know me as dj wire am the dj at bikini bar i invite you guys to come in and have a fenomenal time with me and the crew of bikini bar come have a drink a dance in a good company with the best looking girl in the beach read more