12/5/2018: It's my first time visiting, bumbling around London not knowing ANYTHING about London UK. All I knew was fly British Airways, i.e., $450 USD R/T to Heathrow from SFO, find the Heathrow Express, ride the Heathrow transferring to the London Tube heading towards Elephant & Castle Tube Station, hop on a bus in order, checking in at Staysafe located in the Walworth, London District, unpacked, took a shower, crashed . . .
The next morning, I wake up with a disheveled bed head, a pounding headache from severe jet lag, got dressed, dragged my feet down the street from Staysafe stopping by Staysafe's Manager's recommendation inhaling at a Mom N' Pop Restaurant called, Amore Cafe devouring a quasi-British/Mediterranean breakfast, caught a bus heading towards Elephant & Castle Tube Station, and ride the Tube off to Waterloo I zoooooom.
Yet, I forgot I desperately needed using the Looooo before I left Elephant & Castle Tube Station because I drank the Brit's high test coffeeee for breakfast. OH--NOOOOOOoooo!
Furthermore, upon arrival at Waterloo Station, I haphazardly discovered I must PAY 30 PENCE at Waterloo Station's restroom in order, going TMI? Are you SERIOUS???? When will I see the LONDON EYE, eh? All this riggeramaroll distractions deterring me from seeing the LONDON EYE . . . Pourquoi, MOI?
AUGH!!!! Exasperated--I hoofed next door to Starbucks, bought mints, got several PENCES for the LOOOOOO. Oooooof~Hurry . . . I'm gonna have a major faux pas!
Awwww~Feeling beyond relieved, I pranced out of Waterloo Station only to discover . . . It's raining cats n' dogs with dreary, grim skies looming overhead. Great--just my timing, i.e., the inability riding the London Eye. Welp~I guess Abba Father wants me saving my money--oh, well.
Bumbled around the London Eye's Park: Strange--there's no place to sit ANYWHERE! Geez~The rain began pelting like pins n' needles! Ran inside a building: OOOOooof~gotta use another Loooo, again . . . Rats~WHAT WAS IN THAT BRIT's cofffffeeee????
Next door to the Loooo was a snack bar which the smell of fresh squeezed lemonade was wafting towards me. Laughably insane, I picked up some lemonade, fish n' chips--like I need a hole in my head but, hey!
Never fear~I have TEN 30 Pence coins splurging using UK's Loooos leaving my "Kilroy Was Here" mark. Anyway, there were a bunch of Merchants hawking their wares, "No, thank you~Stay dry . . ." as I smile pointing at the dreary sky above. Merchants began striking their pop-up tents.
Just my luck: The London Eye Concessioner shut down the entire operation due to threatening lightning predictions . . . Greeeaaat!
Nope, Abba Father definitely DOES NOT WANT MOI riding the London Eye--period! Welp~Might as well take a few POV shots while I'm bumbling around, eh?
BTW: I was staying in London UK for well over ONE MONTH! I tried countless times attempting riding the London Eye but, bad December weather prohibited me riding.
Mission Impossible: Sadly, riding the LONDON EYE miserably failed.
As a consolation prize, from all the POV shots I took around the London Eye, I can profess, "I'm gloriously crowned LONDON EYE'S FIRST FASCINATOR QUEEN~Lol . . . " read more