In mid October 2015, we intended to stay at Cottages for the week for our honeymoon, but left after two uncomfortable nights.
The first night was in the vaunted Crow's Nest. Yes, there's the ubiquitous free bottle of rum, but everything in the room is minimal and the cheapest available (the flooring, the mattress, the 3 glasses, the $5 shower handle), poorly maintained and not at all comfortable. [We had accommodations like this when I was in summer camp. That was fine 40 years ago - I was 11, there were horses, and we made ashtrays for our parents.] There are no windows in the Crows Nest (just screens and crank shutters with large gaps) so the small wall A/C had no chance of keeping it comfortable. Worse yet, there was constant construction noise coming from neighboring units - saws, concrete drills, hammering... - so even if we'd been comfortable, there was no way to have a nap. Of concern to guests any time of year, we had no choice but to hear every conversation of other guests as they walked past, so knew they heard any sounds we made as well. Maybe less concern if it's not your honeymoon.
We switched to a different nearby room for the second night. The bed was SLIGHTLY more comfortable, but the bathroom door was moldy and peeling. We had 2 forks. $225/night and 2 freaking forks. The construction noise was still overbearing, the small wall A/C still couldn't cool, though this room did have windows.
This was all completely unacceptable for our honeymoon - or at anytime for the price. Cottages refused to credit us ANY of the full rate we'd paid, claiming they "don't make anything" on Expedia bookings (75% in reality), but fortunately Expedia refunded us the entire amount when we explained, and they confirmed, the situation. If you do try this place, maybe better to use Expedia than book directly, in case your trip is a disaster too :)
As others mentioned, the staff are friendly (until you object to construction noise). Yes, it's right on the beach, but if you want a comfortable bed or a functioning kitchen or bathroom you'll be disappointed.
Like I said, we left after 2 unpleasant nights and went to Villa Margarita at Christiansted. No beach right there, but Villa Margarita offered everything that Cottages didn't - comfort, privacy and superior value. We paid far less per night than at Cottages and had a very comfortable villa, wonderfully accommodating hosts, and easy access to Christiansted, which seems to have considerably more to offer. We had a gorgeous view of the sea right from our bedroom, and a quiet balcony to sit on and enjoy it. We had a small but functional and equipped kitchen, a gas grill .... on and on.
Cottages obviously has its fans, and I'm obviously not one of them. Maybe it comes down to whether you're willing to pay a lot of money for rudimentary accommodations so long as it's right on a beach? I grew up in NC, so I don't think of beachfront as being a big deal - maybe travelers who aren't accustomed to such settings think of it as a bonus that overrides this property's failure to provide the accommodations its rates could so easily support.
I wandered onto this Yelp page 2 months after our trip and am still annoyed enough to write this now. Cottages wouldn't have thought twice about ruining our honeymoon, but we were very fortunate to get in Villa Margarita. read more