I wish I could give it a lower number of stars. That would still be more than this place deserves. Anyways, storytime. We walk in for a rather large birthday party for a friend of mine. There's about 23ish of us, about half girls, half guys, and I'm definitely the biggest guy at the table, which will be relevant later. They seat us upstairs on a long table, and eventually they get around to start serving drinks. So far so good. Then they take forever and nothing really happens. Turns out they were making us wait because they had another party of like 100 people which they did not have the foresight to plan around. So after having sat at our table for about 45 minutes, they kicked us off of our table and downstairs to a table with less than the required number of chairs, such that some of us stood and then eventually squeezed much too tightly around a table. This so they could seat this other group in our place. Still not the worst, but we weren't off to a good start. Food was alright, but nothing to write home about. Here's where we get to the fun part. I'm the biggest guy at the table by far, and I had two beers, meaning I 100 percent ordered more than anyone else at the table, a fact confirmed by our group. I order 18 pounds worth, and tacking on the mandatory 10 percent gratuity for the dodgy service, which we all paid anyways, as we weren't going to make a fuss at our friend's birthday, we count up what we paid for, I pay 20, and everyone else pays their share plus extra, which came out to 16 pounds a person averaged over the table, and we accept that. I counted the money placed on the counter myself, and it was all there. Some people only had water and a single rice and curry dish, but we all paid more than we owed to make the bill come out well. They then come out and say we owe them 140 more pounds. That's an extra 6 pounds for each of us across the table. We ask to see how they came to that number. They produced a barely legible script which would make a doctor blush, and showed us the unitemized receipts produced when each of us individually came up and paid, expecting that to be some sort of proof their math was right. They took these back after about 10 seconds to glance at them; I have a masters in physics, but no one could check their math in that time. They wanted us to pay their extra money and leave. The guy behind the counter says "maybe you ordered more beers than you think." Respectfully sir, those beers were 3.50 pounds. Unless one of us downed 40 beers, died from alcohol poisoning, and we just left them there, I don't think that's a plausible explanation. This place outright robbed us, which I heard from later stories is a common occurrence around this place. We could do nothing because they did not produce a legible itemized receipt for us to compare against, and demanded the money from us without possible recourse.
Moral of the story, meh food and outright robbery await you at this fine establishment. read more