The Carnivore occasionally needs professional grooming care and thanks to Mrs. Carnivore, he has…read morediscovered Zach, the owner of this establishment. Zach is a wonderful person, and deserves your hair alteration business.
Whether you require a simple buzz with a clipper, a little shaping for your beard, or indeed if you are a woman-folk and have more elaborate requests and requirements, Zach is well equipped to take care of you. Ladies, you might run the risk of getting mauled (in a good way, of course) from your significant other after a visit. I have never seen anyone walking out looking worse than when they walked in. He even is skilled enough to turn a fellow into a passable Santa! You really owe it to yourself to experience the offerings at this hair cuttery. Mrs Carnivore has just informed me that it is actually called a salon-spa.
Zach has just moved in to his new location, and a range of spa services are available, with more coming in the future. The Carnivore is not likely to sit down for a pedicure that doesn't involve immersing his feet in a piranha pond, but never say never. Besides, those fish need to file their teeth down on something every now and again. The Carnivore has also recently been made aware that not all people care for their fingernails with a belt sander, and though this sounds strange, a more traditional method of nail-prettying is done here. Zach also employs someone called an "Aesthetician" which the Carnivore understands to be a person skilled and schooled in making people look better through skin and body hair care. Massage may be offered here in the future.
Back to Zach. He is not pretentious, has a delightful sense of humor, and can talk to you as much as you would like about almost anything you can think of. He is quite witty, smart, and well informed. I think next time I am in, we might talk about various techniques for field dressing and skinning a Buick.
As I mentioned before, he also does hair-altering for women. Honestly, the Carnivore believes that is primarily what he does and he just tolerates him every so often. Mrs. Carnivore has benefited from Zach's hair styling knowledge and experience for years now, and the Carnivore is quite taken with his work.
Scheduling has never been a problem, and in the unlikely event of an unforeseen issue, rescheduling has never presented an issue.
The Carnivore gets his hair cut here, and you should too! (Though Mrs. Carnivore would probably be a better endorsement--she patronizes ZRH as well)