I purchased a $5 pre roll but somehow ended up paying $12 with a 4 cash back. I was charged a 2.50 atm fee but I didn't even use the atm. I don't recommend paying with a debit or credit card when buying here , bring cash to avoid the fees. Ripping college students off. read more

I believe his name is Mike if I'm not wrong he sometimes wears a hat an he is ginger a taller not the shorter ginger guy but the guy that's super talkative a passive aggressive asf. Anytime I come in an he's there I always know I'm not gonna be able to get the weed I want I'm super shy an don't really like any confrontation eveytime I have tried to get anything sativa he proceeds to tell me sativa isn't real an "I don't want to get that" even after I explain to him that I've tried this before he continues to say okay your lungs not mine. And always coerces me into getting something else I don't have the energy to argue so I never end up getting what I want an every time I end up getting what he suggest just so I can get out of there I'm in there for 10 mins listening to him ramble abt something I don't care to hear genuinely wasting my time I never ask for his opinion am he give it anyway but it's genuinely the way he says it that pisses me off. He talks about things in such an aggressive mean tone always talking about the bad parts pf the weed I want to get. Like it's one thing to be rude one thing to give a passive aggressive opinion but to the point where I've even heard other stories where he has not let them other customers get the weed that they actually want is crazy He literally will coerce you into getting the weed he suggest and if not, you literally will get ridiculed in front of everyone, which is insane. I actually am so surprised this guy still even works here. I've never actually wanted someone to be fired from a store so bad to the point where it makes me uncomfortable to come in. I get such bad anxiety. he's so lucky that it's a younger kids that come in most kids. Don't really care to write a review, but I know soo many that do not fuck with him. My bf and all his roommates even told me how they've gotten into little arguments over the weed that they wanted to buy with him. read more

Great dispensary located near the campus with quick service and a friendly, educated staff. I always come here to find great deals on flower and vapes but they also have space in from for local performers, brands demos, clothing swaps and community events. It's a vibe! read more

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Will stop going here because they support and work with ICE. The prices are pretty good, but not worth the moral cost. Also, one worker there would mansplain weed to me every time I went in, and it was very annoying. Overall disappointed in this place. read more

Mike is the fucking dog bro, always hooks it up, and super knowledgeable and passionate abt his job. My go to dispensary for sure 100%

Couldn't ask for better service. It's always a quick stop shop to get my favorite goodies for the week. Thanks Farmacy!

This place is great. Easily the most affordable cannabis with a wide variety. Staff is super knowledgeable when it comes to cannabis. Being in IV it get's pretty busy with groups of people all coming in at once but they're great at getting to you pretty quickly. read more

absolutely love this place!!! staffs are always so friendly and helpful and kind :) the security system for med card holders under 21 is always a little wonky and takes long to get in the store but other than that, great deals and goods!! great people as well read more

Incompetent team, and super expensive. Prices don't match the quality of the product. Ann is prolly the worst budtender the Central Coast has to offer. Check out SB collective instead, better tenders, better stock and better prices. read more

The cannabis they have is good. There is one guy who works here who may snicker at you for buying cheap weed. I would recommend this place but don't let that guy make you feel stupid or let him talk down to you. Get over yourself. read more

Garbage service, did not discuss what there overpriced products even were. This place is doggy!

Even though this location just opened, my partner has had a terrible experience on every visit. Even though the store is listed as "LGBTQ+ friendly" on google, every time my partner has gone they have had their deadname called out to everyone in the store. This could have been forgiven, if my partner didn't talk to the people to not use that name and use their actual name, only for the next time we go for the same exact issue to happen again. The staff did not apologize to my partner either. read more

Excellent service by the manager Richard, He was super friendly and knowledgable about products. All of the workers were great as well, they helped me choose the right product and were extremely friendly in the process. Great Service, Great store, and most of all great products. 10/10 would reccommend. read more

Awesome, welcoming pharmacy and kind staff with good weed and stellar deals. Best in town!!!

Train your employees to NOT deadname people. I've run into this problem multiple times at this location even after including a chosen name on account. Also a lot of the staff here are really hostile towards black and queer people and seem to go out of their way to be weird, hostile, and derogatory read more

Don't go here unless you like paying 34.5% in taxes. They're shatter is marginal at best. Everything there is overpriced! Then you get slapped with 34.5% in taxes on top of that. Last time I checked sales tax in Goleta was 7.75% they charge 9.45% Excise tax should be 15% and the extra County Cannabis tax is 6%. What a rip off. Especially since the product s I purchased were marginal at best. The 2 best dispensaries in Goleta are Organic Greens and Santa Barbara Care Centers! I will NEVER GO BACK TO THE FARMACY!!!!! read more

I placed an order on a Sunday afternoon, and was given a 5 - 6 PM pickup time. But they also said wait until we let you know it's ready. Well, they never said it was ready at any point the rest of that day or evening. Finally, the next afternoon, I get an email saying it's ready. I was working and figured I'd get it the next day. Only before I could do that, they wrote on Monday saying the order was cancelled, apparently because I didn't pick it up the previous day. So in other words, they take as long as they want with your order, including well beyond they time you were given. But when they do have it ready, you better drop everything and rush down and get it or they will cancel it. read more

Well that was a huge disappointment. My buddy is a student at UCSB and Is stuck here for the holidays so I came to hang with for Christmas. I love weed and everything about it and I heard the Farmacy is brand new and wanted to check it out. My friend and his girlfriend recommended I order from their go-to delivery service but I didn't listen and dragged them with me down to the Farmacy. The bud tenders were far to cool for the likes of me and spoke down to me in a way that made me feel like I was simply not hip or cool enough to shop there. Honestly, the way I was spoken down at me made me embarrassed and uncomfortable. I wonder if I looked different or dressed different or was the same race as the bud tenders if I would have been treated differently. To top it off they recommended a sativa dominant strain when I requested something that would help me get a good nights sleep. When I said sativa keeps me up, instead of simply admitting they made a mistake they wanted to argue with me. In the end I left feeling dejected and left empty handed. While we were walking back to my friends apartment his girlfriend ordered from their regular delivery service and it showed up about the same time we got back... My friend hit me with a, "told ya so, shoulda listened to me in the first place". read more

Farmacy vibes are TOP TIER. Every person you encounter from the moment you walk in, from the security guard to the friendliness, atmosphere and service are TOP NOTCH. The product selection was great, and the quality is fantastic. The gentlemen that helped me out was super knowledgeable and friendly. The store atmosphere was inviting and clean and great place to shop. Overall, it was a terrific experience and I'll definitely be back! read more

Highly knowledgeable and very welcoming! Great selection and left with a bunch of good products!

The staff is super welcoming and helpful. I was warmly greeted at the entrance by Cameron who directed me to the areas I would be most interested in. Overall a great experience with a knowledgeable staff. read more

Will never return nor have I even been able to make a purchase in the first place because this company has not figured out how to very a pdf of a medical card. Attempted to go twice and was denied entry twice because they require a physical copy or some very specific way of online submission which hasn't worked 100% of the times I have tried, unlike any dispensary in the world. Seems like they are operating in caveman like times and need to figure out how to operate a business. Also the security guard acted as if my ID was fake like I would purchase a vertical fake ID that says I'm 19. To sell products you have to let people into your store especially when they are attempting to provide their verifiable credentials that permit their entry. read more