we've seriously done so much camping at this place. also have some good peeps who've been a number of times. didn't even know they had facilities for horse camping until someone told me they ride their horses in all the time. what what? I didn't even know that was a thing, but apparently these guys got it covered.
the campgrounds (not camp *sites*) are huge with tons of sites. the downside to that is that this place services a lot of people. sometimes all at once. this is a state park and by no means out of the way. this means that the place gets hella crowded. for those of you who are used to these wide-open public camping facilities know this means dealing with other peoples kids, and sometimes the bros next door have keggers and do their old highschool football teams holler in the middle of the night. yeah, they have the usual quiet time after 10pm or whatever, but you really expect everyone to be civil at all times only because you want them to be? yeah, right. you want privacy and silence at night? take up back packing. or maybe get a little more creative than to pick one of the largest state park camping facilities in the state. seriously, they are out there. if you get there and you don't like the crowd, that's your bad, in my opinion.
how to avoid the bustling crowd? don't go camping on key holidays, such as; 4th of july, memorial day, labor day or any particularly hot or moderate summer day, etc. if you do go camping on these days, try a pack-in place with short hikes. theirs places in the state with a 45 minute hike to get to your site. you are going to find more serious out-doors-people that aren't privy to amateur hour at the state park who think a fire ring, picnic bench, a private driveway and a moaning neighbor in the middle of the night that doesn't know what a pillow is, 15 feet away actually constitutes camping. it doesn't. it isn't.
it's an easy way to get out of the city. the prices are comparable to other state parks. it's much larger and thus has a larger budget to include other novelties. things like showers on premise. the ones i know for sure are by the yurts. oh yeah, they have yurts with heaters.
when it's 20 degrees outside, the heaters make it a sweltering 30 degrees inside. bring your good sleeping bag. or if your $20 deal at Target is your best rig. get a hotel. rookie. KOA is down the road. they have handicapped parking for you. coincidentally, so does Ft. Stevens so your grandma who's a little sturdier than you can get her Rascal Scooter up the ramp into the yurt. The matress pads a few inches thick, making them at least 300% better than that used situation you picked up for a dollar in Deek and Brian's basement. They are reasonably comfortable and help to ease grandma's achy hips. or yours. Susan.
They got cool books in there where people have documented their trials and tribulations which don't include your endless rant about your frizzy beard because you forgot your beard conditioner at home and your vegan lifestyle leaves you ignorant to the, literally, thousands of uses for bacon grease. Nancy. Grandma's a badass and she's got stories about the hike around the lake just down the road, bird watching and the shipwreck on the beach that you can walk up to and, at-your-own-risk, climb. Ft. Stevens is also in a centralized location where the Walgreens is less than a 20 minute drive where you can get your tetanus booster for 60 bucks. The bros can get a 30 pack of Coors. sorry, they don't have your brand of pomade, Dapper Dan.
how to successfully camp at Ft Stevens while avoiding the amateur hour shenanigans; avoid state parks, generally, in the peak summer season and especially on weekends. by all means, the weekdays are going to be much more sparse, but they also close off loops to get more people into a focused area making it easier to service the facilities like the washrooms, showers, and various garbage drop off sites. you might have a few sites near you that are vacant, which gives you more shoulder room and fewer conversations of society's finest that you wish you couldn't hear. on the weekdays you'll see more casual fare. someone's grandparents who's flannel you're actually wearing right now. by the way, he donated that for a reason. and it's not because your girlfriend just learned how to stitch an off-seam rip on pinterest.
Yeah, when you thought it was so original to bring wine camping, they actually remembered to bring a wine key. yeah you can burrow it. they wont even give you a hard time when you forget to bring it back only to lose it before the next camping trip anyways. They are also really polite. they will wave at you every trip to the near-by restroom making you self conscious wondering if 4 trips to the bathroom is too many. they will also leave you, sitting on the john, pondering social issues like, "Why do they get an RV AND Medicare and all I'm going to get is diabetes?" read more