cheeky ol' hair in my chicken so there was, absolutely ragin! thought to myself, Al, i fancy a wee herrons so i do. spoke to the missus and got an "awk sure love, you go on ahead so you do", brill
i head on down to herrons, i tell ye the heat was sweltering so it was i was sweatin buckets as i got down, and asked the wee lass at the till for a chicken supreme combo meal, gave me a right laugh so she did when she told me they were all out of them HARR HARR HARR!! so i went, nae bother, ill have chicken tendies please, love, right away she says
waiting for around 30 minutes before she hands me the aul bag of my tenders. i walk on down the road a bit before i feel rather peckish, sure ill get stuck in here i said to meself as i sat down on a shoddy bench. i open up the wee box of me tenders and find a big hair stuck right along side the batter. i thought to myself, christ Al, did they even care to skin the aul bugger before serving it to me!! did they even let the poor critter out to roost!
needless to say, i wont be going here for a treat again unless ive been out on a bender and am looking for a dainty dish to help me be sick
have to say, ye should all try the tasty wok chinese next door, friendly wee fellas at the door so there were
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