Brain - "I'm bored! I want to stimulate the senses!"
Eyes - "I want to see something exotic and beautiful!"
Ears - "I want to hear someone with a sweet, sexy voice say something that excites me!"
Fingers - "I want to feel something that arouses these fingers!"
Tongue - "I want to taste something that are juicy and sweet; and makes my mouth water!"
Nose - "I want to smell something that is so fragrant it will make me feel like I am floating in a cloud."
Crotch - "I want to ...."
Brain - "CROTCH! Don't you say another word! Fingers! Stay away from Crotch!"
Eyes, ears, fingers, tongue, nose ....and crotch - "We want to be happy today!"
Brain, eyes, ears, fingers, tongue and nose ...and crotch - "So where are you taking us today Val?"
Val: "I'm thinking the Kekaulike Market!"
Crotch - "I need to tell you what I want before we go!"
Brain - "CROTCH! Just ZIP it ...let's go Val!"
Eyes - "The market is located the Diamond Head side of the Kekaulike Mall; which is between King and Hotel. The mall is bustling with people! Lots of vendors and shopper on each side of the mall.
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Ears - "I hear lots of Chinese, Ilocano and Tagalog spoken here!"
Eyes - "I see a lot of locals of Chinese, Filipino and other Asian descent shopping here."
Nose - "The mall is pretty clean. No smell of urine or BO from the homeless in the air on this mall."
Eyes - "Check out the sign. There are three entrances to the Kekaulike Market."
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Fingers - "I can't wait to feel something that arouses these fingers!"
Brain - "Fingers! Feel them tomatoes?"
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Fingers - "Beautiful! Smooth silky skin. Firm; nice and round! And they're huge! How much for the tomatoes?"
Salesgirl - "$1.20 a pound!"
Ears - "She has a sweet and sexy voice! $1.20/lb! She excites me!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg
Crotch - "She excites me too! They got all kinds of erotic ...I mean exotic things here! Hey Fingers! Run your fingers through the hair on them coconuts?"
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Fingers - "Oh this brings back memories! Thanks Crotch!"
Tongue - "I see something I love! Dragon fruit! Oh soo juicy!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#2YUcXQejMbutIIs6ZW852Q
Nose - "Look at the Kumu! $15.99/pound! That fish smells heavenly steamed!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#G7VMaijxgQfD30nwsm73tw
Crotch - "That is the longest and the thickest carrot I have ever seen!
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Crotch: "Look at the girth on the bamboo shoot! Look how long the sugar cane is! I'm in envy!!"
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Brain - "They got so many things to cook and eat here. Fish, shrimp, mushrooms, lychee, longan, banana flower; all kinds of vegetables, meat and seafood. This market really does stimulate the senses."
Fingers - "Live sunfish! In other words, white slimy, yucky tilapia!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#EGdyPWXjTiKFMda_F3B1Yg
Crotch - "Oh man! Brain! I just have to tell you what I want!"
Brain - "Zip it Crotch! Just enjoy it like the rest of us! Look at that sign Cheap Market! Ha! Ha!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#sbidaE4wanaGL_T0njJW4w
Ears - "Chop! Chop! Chop! Hear that! They are chopping up a pig!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#IcxPuos_eQ-BGDGTWV-BtA
Ears - "Seeing a pig's ear gives me the creeps!"
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Eyes, ears, nose, tongue - "Look! A whole pig head! I'm glad that's not us!"
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kekaulike-market-honolulu-2?select=P3bw4h4kCaMaYqGGNLt3Jg#J44yiE7O6lMgZgLdD86cKQ
Crotch - "I SAID HEY! I NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT!"
Brain, eyes, ears, fingers, tongue and nose - "OK! What is it?"
Crotch - "I've been wanting to tell you ....I WANT TO PEE!!!"
Brain - "Now you tell us! We're in trouble! There are no public restrooms in this market!" read more