Calling this place Fun House is a joke. The second you walk in, you're hit with a wall of stale…read morecigarette smoke so thick it feels like you're inhaling an ashtray. The smell clings to your clothes, your hair, your soul -- I had to shower twice just to feel human again. The entire bar feels grimy and neglected, like no one's cleaned anything since the early 2000s. Floors are sticky, the air is heavy, and the vibe is just straight-up disgusting. If you enjoy wheezing your way through a drink while questioning your life choices, this might be your spot. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and go literally anywhere else. I've been to dive bars. This isn't a dive bar -- it's a health hazard.

We loved Funhouse! Open pretty late and punk rock vibes. We had great drinks and met cool people…read more Would definitely be a regular spot if I lived in town.

Pennsylvania Allentown bar and restaurant. great local spot with good drinks and professional staff…read moreand bartenders. These guys know how to poor a good drinks I ordered a Stromboli and it was top notch. very unexpectedly great for bar food. The clientele were fun and happy. Was glad to be there and meet the locals. Try welcoming.

Delicious modern pub food. Nice place to chill. Excellent friendly service. Perfect time of the…read moreyear to hang outside & enjoy a nice meal

Friendly bartenders and with fast service. Wings were good! Had the McHale's sauce which is a hot…read morebbq. It was more tangy than hot but delicious. Good prices. Very casual/divey pub which I enjoy.

I've been coming to this place for quite a few years!! Everyone always makes you feel at home…read more Bryan and Cari have done an excellent job of creating a warm and fun/friendly environment. You can't ever go wrong with the "Best" wings in the Poconos, the MOST friendly staff, and a great outdoor deck to boot!! In a year of crazy rules and unpredictability, the Old Mill Pub has maintained the fun laid back atmosphere it always had. Definitely a must when in Sciota or even if you're just passing through.

Great "locals" bar. Our bartender Donna was super nice! She was very attentive and welcoming. We…read moreloved the ambiance of the bar. We like it on the darker and quiet side, so this bar was definitely for us. We asked for what was recommended from the menu, and I got a regular cheeseburger and my husband and bro each got breaded chicken sandwiches. My husband also got the chili. Everything was made fresh. You could just tell from the taste. We were very happy with our food.

Not clean , and food was below average . Too tight if a space . To really enjoy time to self or dateread more

Great place! Sat outside, inside too noisy. Excellent menu…read moreselections! Very friendly waitresses, prompt service!! Highly recommend!!!

I only get to eat here about once a month while traveling. The service is always excellent and the…read morefood is always great. If you're in the area you can't go wrong eating here.

When visiting new areas we look for a dive bar. You can always get a cold beer and meet the best…read morepeople. Lumpy Lou's didn't disappoint. A very personable bartender and a fun bunch of regulars...one even bought us all a shot.

We went for a quick shot or two in great spirits. As soon as we walked through the door, the…read morefemale bartender, (Saturday, 6/1) killed the entire joy. From tossing pens, credit cards, to telling us to "go see for yourself" when asked about beer selections. Please understand, there was no drunkenness, disrespect, nothing. I suggest you get a different bartender on busy weekends. She is a bad representation of Lumpy's.

Great food, great prices, good atmosphere and cold drinks! The bar staff is on point.read more

I great place to have a few or more, the food is delicious. Everyone I have met there at the Boat…read moreYard has been very friendly. It is a great place to watch the game on the big screen and relax. The bar tenders are beautiful and can make a great cocktail or a shooter or whatever your drink is. The Boat Yard is a fine establishment and I highly recommend it.

If you like dive bars or should I say REALLY dive bars, this is the place for you. If you enter the…read moreplace you might get knocked over by the smell of pinesol. The food won't kill you. Beer is cold, pool tables. Crowd? Welllllllll you make your own judgment. ...............he, he, he.

Excellent place! Great food and ambiance! Inside was very…read morenoisy so we sat outside in the Biergarten, pretty cool actually. The servers were prompt and friendly ,

This place is a solid 4 stars. Our waitress was semi friendly to me and the hubs but even more…read morefriendly to my son which is what's important to me. She brought him wiki sticks along with crayons and a kids menu to color on. To eat I went with ravioli and asparagus. It also came with a house salad and the dressing I choose to go with that was made in house was tasty. The pasta was a bit undercooked but the flavor of the dish was awesome!! I wouldn't hesitate to order it again but I would ask that the ravioli be cooked a bit longer. I also had a pine-apple ipa to drink. It was interesting. I could taste the pine but not the apple. Dessert was a peanut butter chocolate pie that was made in house as well. I have a love of peanut butter and chocolate and this was a perfect dessert. If you are on the area this place is a must try.

We stopped in on a whim while we were in the area and what an awesome find! The atmosphere alone…read moremakes this place worth visiting, but the food and service made the experience even better. We got chicken fingers and fries for our daughter, I had the boneless wings with the Hot N Honey sauce and a side of sweet potato fries, and my wife had the fettuccine Alfredo. Everything was delicious. We also tried the blueberry lemon margaritas, which were excellent. Our server was Lucas or Logan -- apologies, I'm terrible with names -- and we were shocked when we found out it was only his third day. He was honestly one of the best servers we've had anywhere. He was extremely attentive, quick with everything, friendly, and genuinely made us feel welcome. You would never have guessed he was brand new. The history of the place is also incredibly cool and ended up sending us down a whole rabbit hole afterward. Knowing how old the building is and how much local history is tied to it made the atmosphere even more interesting. Between the great food, drinks, history, atmosphere, and fantastic service, this ended up being one of the highlights of our trip. We'll absolutely be back the next time we're in the area!

While working in Allentown, PA this week, I decided to check out this spot located just a few miles…read morefrom our hotel. I originally found it last year on TikTok and had been meaning to visit after hearing great things--and it definitely lived up to the hype. First off, the place is massive. It features an impressive number of TVs, plenty of bar seating, tables, booths, and even a spacious outdoor patio. The atmosphere is modern and inviting, making it an ideal spot to catch a game or grab dinner with friends. We visited on a Tuesday night, and even though it was fairly busy, we were seated within seconds. Our server came by almost immediately to take our drink order, and I wish I had caught her name--she was absolutely fantastic. Friendly, attentive, and very knowledgeable about the menu. I ordered the 1760 Rita frozen margarita along with a water, and for my meal, I went with the Fried Chicken Buffalo Wheat Wrap. I swapped out the blue cheese crumbles for cheddar and added a side of fries and a small cup of hot honey sauce. The wrap and sauce were fresh and absolutely delicious. The only downside was that the fries were slightly cold, which is the only reason for the 4-star rating. Other than that, everything--from the food to the service to the overall vibe--was excellent. I'll definitely be back the next time I'm in town for work to try more from the menu.